Teen Who Zapped His Nipples Sues School & Teacher

[Go Big D!]

New Hampshire Teen Who Zapped His Nipples Sues School, Teacher

DOVER, N.H. (CBS/AP) Kyle Dubois, a New Hampshire high school student who shocked himself so severely in shop class that his heart stopped beating, is suing his teacher, the school district and the city of Dover.

Dubois and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not warn Dubois and other students of the dangers of the electrical demonstration cords in their electrical trades class.

"As a master electrician and experienced teacher of electrical technology, Mr. Kelley knew or should have known that the electrical circuits in his classroom could administer harmful or fatal shocks to his students," the lawsuit states according to local station WMUR.

On March 11, Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord.

Dubois was critically injured

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[joseephuss]

He should have zapped his testicles so as to prevent his dumb arse from being able to breed.

 

[Go Big D!]

lol, for sure. I mean anyone who doesn't know electricity can cause an owie should not procreate.

I can hear him tell his kids:

Sure, go ahead and stick bobby pins in the outlet. I've tried it before and nothing bad happens. Just be sure to put it in your mouth first.......

 

[Longboysfan]

He should have zapped his testicles so as to prevent his dumb arse from being able to breed.

Could he be an Eagles fan?

 

[Bigdog]

The apple probably doesn't fall from the tree. I can't believe that his parents are even allowing him to even sue anybody. You can't fix stupidity. If I was the judge, I would throw this out and tell his parents and him to stop wasting the taxpayers time and money for such ridiculous law suits.

 

[Signals]

Almost eligible for an Darwin Award.

 

[joseephuss]

The apple probably doesn't fall from the tree. I can't believe that his parents are even allowing him to even sue anybody. You can't fix stupidity. If I was the judge, I would throw this out and tell his parents and him to stop wasting the taxpayers time and money for such ridiculous law suits.

And Tazer him and his parents on their way out of the courthouse.

 

[vta]

WMUR reports that Dubois' suit contends he suffered permanent brain damage "due to his heart stoppage."

I'd say this problem already existed before the stunt.

And the teacher doesn't sound like a wholesome nut either...
He denies 'offering a soda' if the dope would pull the stunt, but it's not clear if he did suggest it as a joke. He doesn't deny it, just makes some vague *** statement.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

The apple probably doesn't fall from the tree. I can't believe that his parents are even allowing him to even sue anybody. You can't fix stupidity. If I was the judge, I would throw this out and tell his parents and him to stop wasting the taxpayers time and money for such ridiculous law suits.

I don't blame them for suing, the school board/insurer will probably pay a nuisance suit of a few thousand to have them go away.

I think the suit is frivolous but if they know they will get some coin, go for it.

 

[Hostile]

He should have zapped his testicles so as to prevent his dumb arse from being able to breed.

The very first thing that went through my mind too.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

He needs Red to call him something.

 

[Hoofbite]

I hope the judge laughs in their face and immediately throws the case out.

 

[Seven]

He should have zapped his testicles so as to prevent his dumb arse from being able to breed.

BAM!!!

 

[CliffnDallas]

Dont worry. His new nick name is Tingle teats. He should hang himself before he mates.

 

[mldardy]

Could he be an Eagles fan?

I bet he is. It is has been a stellar year for Philly fan with Vomit-gate, the woman selling sex for World Series tickets, the two idiots that ran on the field during a Phillies game it wouldn't surprise me.