The Dallas Cowboys are open season for American lampooning

[XXLMike]

Like a bloated beached whale Jerry’s baby is American laughingstock .

Barstool tears us apart

A Tale As Old As Time - Cowboys Lose A Playoff Game In Horrific Fashion, Micah Parsons Immediately Blames Dak Prescott
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[Brax]

Like a bloated beached whale Jerry’s baby is American laughingstock .

Barstool tears us apart

A Tale As Old As Time - Cowboys Lose A Playoff Game In Horrific Fashion, Micah Parsons Immediately Blames Dak Prescott
https://bars.tl/3453342

Hopefully Jerry sees this but the last guy to criticize Dak was traded for a 5th.

 

[ICP]

Isn't this the case pretty much 365 days a year, every year, anymore?

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

Who else can you blame really? Just an average game with no turnovers probably wins the game.

 

[Cowboy_svt]

Hopefully Jerry sees this but the last guy to criticize Dak was traded for a 5th.

we may even get a 4th for Parsons after Jerry blasts him all off season, theres hope bros

 

[DallasDW00ds0n]

Who cares. They deserve it all. Don’t like it? Don’t turn the ball over twice in a divisional game.

 

[Cowboys5217]

we may even get a 4th for Parsons after Jerry blasts him all off season, theres hope bros

Nah, they'll announce ahead of time that if they don't get any offers they will just release him so that other teams will know to give nothing.