The PJG Awards Banquet!

[ESisback]

Categories….

1)Most Creative Absurdity
2)Best Use Of Unavailable Resources
3)Best Use Of Sarcasm
4)The Realist Goading MVP
5)The Holder of Most Useless Titles
6)The Best Use of Worthless Information
7)Best Drink Recipe
8)The Cecil B. Demille Lifetime Bacon Award

Any other award categories I’m missing? Do I hear any nominees?

Menu: Streetwise and Runny are bringing 100 lbs. of bacon, I’m supplying copious amounts of unhealthy smoked meats and cheeses, Gipper’s Special Brownies, CC’s Bloody Marys by the pitcher, Gummy Bears, etc.

Attire: Sequined dinner jackets supplied by the house, and in honor of CapnB, no pants!

September 1, 2022
6pm-10pm
Look for the white tents behind theTractor Supply, Mill Hall, Pennsylvania

 

[MWH1967]

I got #7. @Risen Star probably 1 and 3 and Dak_attack_09 for #6

https://encrypted-tbn0.***NOT-ALLOWED***/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQonMS-Vm2lfQ_siw-nJq_GcnredC6IPGIo6w&usqp=CAU Salude!

 

[Runwildboys]

This seems a bit too organized and judgemental for the Post Jackers Guild... I'm in! Let me know what I win!

 

[ESisback]

This seems a bit too organized and judgemental for the Post Jackers Guild... I'm in! Let me know what I win!

It just LOOKS organized! Just a collection of drunks, perverts and old stoners milling about, mumbling nonsense, looking for freebies and passing gas!

I nominated you as Most Demented Trucker!

 

[MWH1967]

It just LOOKS organized! Just a collection of drunks, perverts and old stoners milling about, mumbling nonsense, looking for freebies and passing gas!

I nominated you as Most Demented Trucker!

you
re getting a like for that one.

 

[Runwildboys]

It just LOOKS organized! Just a collection of drunks, perverts and old stoners milling about, mumbling nonsense, looking for freebies and passing gas!

I nominated you as Most Demented Trucker!

I accept your nomination, and I approve this message.

I propose that the person who wins #5 is limited to just that title and no more.

 

[ESisback]

I accept your nomination, and I approve this message.

I propose that the person who wins #5 is limited to just that title and no more.

Exactly my thinking as well!

 

[ESisback]

Most Likely To Be Unlikely
Most Talented Flatulence
Most Times Went Off Topic In Same Thread

 

[Runwildboys]

Most Likely To Be Unlikely
Most Talented Flatulence
Most Times Went Off Topic In Same Thread

Well, the third one is easy. @CouchCoach makes you forget what he started talking about in the first place...then the second place...then the third. Hell, sometimes I wonder if it's just a coincidence when he finishes his post on the same subject he started it on.

 

[ESisback]

Well, the third one is easy. @CouchCoach makes you forget what he started talking about in the first place...then the second place...then the third. Hell, sometimes I wonder if it's just a coincidence when he finishes his post on the same subject he started it on.

Lots of rereading! Plus, a strong mind with great concentration is key, so…oh look! A fly!

 

[CouchCoach]

Well, the third one is easy. @CouchCoach makes you forget what he started talking about in the first place...then the second place...then the third. Hell, sometimes I wonder if it's just a coincidence when he finishes his post on the same subject he started it on.

It is such an envious talent, is it not? Gives new meaning to "random thoughts".

 

[ESisback]

It is such an envious talent, is it not? Gives new meaning to "random thoughts".

Had one of your Bloody Mary’s the other day. A pitcher! Wifey’s watching Call The Midwife. Yawn. I don’t like this pop country music. The Celtics look legit! I like cheese. Gotta apply for a loan again—need gas. Hey, the door’s open! I like steak! I have a nephew in the Marines.

 

[CouchCoach]

Had one of your Bloody Mary’s the other day. A pitcher! Wifey’s watching Call The Midwife. Yawn. I don’t like this pop country music. The Celtics look legit! I like cheese. Gotta apply for a loan again—need gas. Hey, the door’s open! I like steak! I have a nephew in the Marines.

Nice train of thought. But then, I am a crazy engineer.

You don't have to use all those sentences, you can get it across with one, two at the most.

 

[DallasEast]

"PJG?"

 

[Cowpolk]

"PJG?"

Post Jacking Guild I cant show you the secret hand shake

 

[DallasEast]

Post Jacking Guild I cant show you the secret hand shake

Yeah yeah yeah. If you did, you would have to kill me. Yada yada yada.

 

[ESisback]

Nice train of thought. But then, I am a crazy engineer.

You don't have to use all those sentences, you can get it across with one, two at the most.

But it’s fun!

 

[Runwildboys]

Yeah yeah yeah. If you did, you would have to kill me. Yada yada yada.

No, he wouldn't have to kill you. We have a black ops specialist for that.

 

[nobody]

No, he wouldn't have to kill you. We have a black ops specialist for that.

No we don't. We have a green ops specialist for that. He's got a lot of Irish in his heritage and it was just St Patrick's day...the green skin dye still hasn't worn off...or so I heard.

 

[nobody]

A little side note here. Saint Patrick was the Fourth Century's Green Ops member of the PJG, sent to Ireland to chase down a time-travelling, dimension hopping Snake Pliskin. Unfortunately, rain had fallen on his orders and he misread them, causing him to banish all snakes from Ireland rather than complete his real mission of hunting Snake Pliskin.

People were so thrilled by this though that they yearly drink green beer and have colorful squirts later in honor of this great an noble PJG member.