This is the dumbest joke ever

[David]

An Eagle fan probably thought of this. But there is almost some truth to it.
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3 Years


A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog
is wearing a Dallas Cowboys jersey and helmet, and is festooned
with Cowboy pom-poms. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are
allowed! You'll have to leave."
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the
TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we
can see the game."

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning
him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any
trouble,
the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and
watch
the game.

The big game begins with the Cowboys receiving the kickoff. They
march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal.
Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and
down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says,
"Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the
dog do if they score a touchdown?"

The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three
years."

 

[AJM1613]

sad...very sad...

 

[DallasCowpoke111]

"We don't find that the least bit humorous pal!!!"​

 

[Reef Engineer]

"We don't find that the least bit humorous pal!!!"​

ROFLMAO!

 

[Hostile]

"We don't find that the least bit humorous pal!!!"​

I can't breathe.

That was the funniest pic in response to a post that I have seen on this or any forum.

 

[MichaelWinicki]

3 years...

Is that how long Quincy has been QB?

 

[SoTex]

Now that's comedy. Thanks for the laughs guys.

 

[BigDPlayer]

Wow. That was... that ... was... I'm speechless. HILARIOUS!

Thanks for the gutbusting laugh!

 

[Irving Cowboy]

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar... the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

 

[TheDuke]

"We don't find that the least bit humorous pal!!!"​

that is classic man!!

 

[David]

I just took a look back at this thread... choke... I laughed so hard my chest started hurting. Damn that was good!

Laughter is good medicine.

Thanks for the photo with caption DallasCowpoke !

 

[jamez25]

"We don't find that the least bit humorous pal!!!"​

lmao ... that was pretty damn funny

 

[MichaelWinicki]

lmao ... that was pretty damn funny

Congrats James on your impending marriage.



But could I have her after you get divorced?

 

[DallasCowpoke111]

Congrats James on your impending marriage.



But could I have her after you get divorced?

Jose: "And I'd like to thank Goodyear for sponsoring my wife's breast implants..."​

 

[RedskinsFanInTX]

pretty good!

 

[drp07644]

how bout this one.

michael irvin, leon lett, and nate newton are all in a car together. who is driving???

























































THE COPS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

 

[InParcellsWetrust]

how bout this one.

michael irvin, leon lett, and nate newton are all in a car together. who is driving???

























































THE COPS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

That's bout as old and as funny as watching Philly choke it up every year now here is a real Eagles joke

Two boys are practicing baseball in a field in a Dallas park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiller.

Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his baseball bat, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it,and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Cowboys Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Cowboys fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we're in Dallas, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again. "Rangers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Rangers fan either,"the boy says."

Oh, I assumed everyone in Dallas was either for the Cowboys or the Rangers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm a Philadelphia Eagles fan," the boy replies.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little b*****d From Philadelphia Kills Beloved Family Pet".

 

[jamez25]

That's bout as old and as funny as watching Philly choke it up every year now here is a real Eagles joke

Two boys are practicing baseball in a field in a Dallas park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiller.

Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his baseball bat, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it,and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Cowboys Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Cowboys fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we're in Dallas, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again. "Rangers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Rangers fan either,"the boy says."

Oh, I assumed everyone in Dallas was either for the Cowboys or the Rangers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm a Philadelphia Eagles fan," the boy replies.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little b*****d From Philadelphia Kills Beloved Family Pet".

lmao........

 

[maloy]

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[Tio]

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