This is why I never clean

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It's best not to see certain things.

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bbgun;3479078 said:
It's best not to see certain things.

[youtube]Drj35qNf0r4[/youtube]

...and he's holding it up so everyone can see it, probably dripping schmutz water all over the bathroom floor and rugs. Gross!

 

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dont live with women if you dont want this and more, women really are disgusting, they act like they are all clean but anybody that has cleaned a womens restroom knows better. way worse than mens restrooms
 

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rkell87;3479844 said:
dont live with women if you dont want this and more, women really are disgusting, they act like they are all clean but anybody that has cleaned a womens restroom knows better. way worse than mens restrooms

Uh, hair in the drain does not compare to pee on the seat/floor/rugs around the toilet. We also don't shave over the sink and leave random hairs all over the counter. We are also aware of the location and purpose of the clothes hamper.

Child, please.
 

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Faerluna;3479912 said:
Uh, hair in the drain does not compare to pee on the seat/floor/rugs around the toilet. We also don't shave over the sink and leave random hairs all over the counter. We are also aware of the location and purpose of the clothes hamper.

Child, please.

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rkell87;3479844 said:
dont live with women if you dont want this and more, women really are disgusting, they act like they are all clean but anybody that has cleaned a womens restroom knows better. way worse than mens restrooms

When I worked at a fairly large hotel the cleaners would absolutely despise going into the women's restroom and didn't mind the men's at all. And the cleaners were women.
 

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Please remember to keep it CLEAN ladies and gentlemen. ;) :)
 

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The Ominous;3480050 said:
And the cleaners were women.

Of course they were. What self-respecting man would take a job cleaning bathrooms!?!?

Now women, they'll do anything. They're soulless.

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That's why I have two bathrooms. One for the wife and one for me and we don't go in to each others domain. :laugh2:
 

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Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women


Shamelessly stolen from the forums at R. Lee Ermey’s website:


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

#2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman….

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!
 

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The Ominous;3480050 said:
When I worked at a fairly large hotel the cleaners would absolutely despise going into the women's restroom and didn't mind the men's at all. And the cleaners were women.

A public restroom is another story entirely. Women can be nasty *****es in public restrooms. Women that piss on the seat and don't clean up after themselves revolt me.

Carry your own butt gaskets in your purse and use them.

I always pray that those women piss down their own leg trying to hover over the seat.
 

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Faerluna;3479912 said:
Uh, hair in the drain does not compare to pee on the seat/floor/rugs around the toilet. We also don't shave over the sink and leave random hairs all over the counter. We are also aware of the location and purpose of the clothes hamper.

Child, please.
like i said, anyone who has cleaned a womens restroom knows.

we may not know where the hamper is but we know exactly where we put everything, you never hear a man ask where his keys/shoes/purse/skinny jeans/wallet/ID/ect. on a daily basis.

and if we cant find something and ask for help its not in the exact place it should be or the exact place we were just looking!:bang2:
 

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rkell87;3480317 said:
you never hear a man ask where his keys/shoes/purse/skinny jeans/wallet/ID/ect. on a daily basis.

You obviously have Bob Sacamano on ignore.
 

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I opened this expecting to read why BB doesn't clean himself.
 
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