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Minnesota @ New Orleans
- Father Time has spotted his successor behind Minnesota’s center.
- It may take Favre the end of the season before he knocks off the rust – if he’s not knocked out by then.
- 23 points, but these two powerhouse offenses. Tell me you were expecting that and beach front property on Mars is yours.
- The Vikings offense should revolve around Adrian Peterson not No. 4.
Detroit @ Chicago
- The Calvin Johnson non-touchdown is a case of common sense succumbing to a literal interpretation of the rules.
- Looks like he had possession to me.
- I thought “Tuck Rule” as soon as the play was overturned.
- Yeah, I know, different circumstances, but we’re talking the Lions here.
- Process – this!
- Jay Cutler inaugurates the new NFL season with an interception.
- Bears may have found themselves a receiver opposite Johnny Knox.
- Matt Forte, stronger in the passing game than the running.
- The Lions’ priority next year is to get Matt Stafford some protection – and we’re not talking of the Trojan variety.
Dolphins @ Bills
- C.J. Spilled.
- Dolphins know how to win ugly.
- Trent Edwards needs some help.
- Two minute offense, Buffalo. More like two hour offense.
- It’s gonna be a long, cold weather in Buffalo.
Falcons @ Steelers
- Hines Ward still got it.
- Pittsburgh’s opening-day win streak continues.
- Steelers know how to protect a young quarterback - running game and strong defense.
- Sean Weatherspoon is gonna be a playa.
- Underrated and reliable are adjectives to describe Roddy White.
- Troy Polamalu head and shoulders above the safeties in the NFL.
- Brings the playmaking aspect back to the Steelers defense.
Panthers @ Giants
- Steve Smith of the Panthers shows a thing or two to his namesake on the other sideline.
- Hakeem Nicks shows both Steve Smiths how to make plays in the end zone, however.
- Matt Moore, no so Mm good.
- Three red zone INTs?
- Jimmy Clausen’s warming up even as we speak.
Colts @ Texans
- Arian Nation evokes negative images everywhere except in Houston.
- Runs in, around and through the Colts defense.
- Houston returning the monkey to the Indianapolis Zoo.
- This is why you draft Mario Williams instead of Reggie Bush.
- Bob Sanders may want to call it a career.
Bengals @ Patriots
- A bomb to T.O. on the first series?
- Gotta get Owens his touches.
- Ochicinco: “I’m Batman.”
- Robin in this duo has old wings.
- Cedric Benson may be the odd man out in Cincinnati’s offense, and that’s an unfortunate thing.
- Brady knows go “Wes” young man.
- Me myself and Moss.
- If he retires next year, gangsta rap may be his next career.
- The demise of the Patriots defense has been greatly exaggerated.
- 50 passes for Carson Palmer? Somebody get that man an ice pack.
- Ditto for Peyton Manning, 57 and Sam Bradford, 54 passes.
Cardinals @ Rams
- There’s hope for the Rams with Bradford under center – down the line.
- Bradford and Mark Clayton, renewing the Oklahoma connection.
- Clayton needs more consistency, though. Makes the hard catches, drops the easy ones.
- The Cardinal’s high-flying scoring days may be over.
- Derek Anderson does just enough.
- Kerry Rhodes and stamina don’t live in the same neighborhood.
- Hustle award goes to Steve Breaston.
Packers @ Eagles
- Matthews makes Kevin Kolb eat turf and Clay.
- Cobweb Kolb.
- Daddy would be proud, Clay.
- I don’t like the revolving quarterback strategy, Andy.
- As the saying goes, if you have two quarterbacks, you have no quarterback.
- Well, thanks to Clay Matthews, you have one quarterback now.
- No jail rust on Vick’s legs.
- You just witnessed the Michael Vick experience
- Minus the dog scandal, of course.
- Unfortunately, the one time when Vick should have run he tried to pass and missed a sure touchdown trying to force the ball to Desean Jackson.
- Ryan Grant hops about as fast as he runs.
- Aaron Rodgers looks average but helped by great catches, particularly by Greg Jennings.
- A win is a win is a win.
- Charles Woodson, sipping from the fountain of youth.
- Eagles’ mastery of the Packers at home ends.
- Previous Packers victory at the Vet? 1962? Wow.
- Pam Oliver looks bad.
Raiders @ Titans
- New season, same Raiders.
- At least Darren McFadden registered on the radar screen.
- If Chris Johnson gets a step on you, he’s gone.
- Yes, I believe he can put together back-to-back 2,000 yard seasons.
Broncos @ Jaguars
- David Garrard delivers.
- Kyle Orton doesn't.
- Brandon Lloyd can be a very good receiver for the Broncos if he continues to give effort on every play.
- And almost amazing catch.
- Kaumpman "encamped" in the Broncos backfield.
49ers @ Seahawks
- If you wanna crown them (49ers) then, uh, nevermind.
- Six points aint gonna do it, San Francisco.
- Seattle sending a reminder that they used to own the NFC West.
- Two Deions bring the Neon to the Seahawks offense.
- Memo to Pete Carroll: Nice enthusiasm but this aint college.
- He may be able to resurrect Mike Williams’ career, though.
- Alex Smith is not an NFL-caliber quarterback.
Browns @ Buccaneers
- Nice win for a young club and a young coach.
- Old reliable Ronde, building upon what should be a Hall of Fame career.
Cowboys @ Commanders
- It’s Dallas-Washington. Expect crazy plays and a classic finish.
- Alex Barron should be unemployed yesterday.
- MMA should be in his future.
- Holding and rear naked chokes are acceptable and welcomed in that sport.
- Laughed at Barron’s Sunday Night “promo picture.”
- At least he looks “hard” even if he doesn’t play hard.
- Only the Cowboys would think letting go Flozell and adding Barron would be an upgrade.
- That was the sorriest blocking I’ve ever seen from an NFL offensive lineman.
- Barron made up his mind to hold Brian Orakpo before the snap. He makes absolutely no effort to execute a legal, technical block.
- At least Jim Haslett (former Rams coach familiar with Alex Barron) knows how to game plan against a team. Jason Garrett take notes.
- The sale of Hallmark “Get Well” cards spiked 50 percent in Dallas.
- All to be mailed to Marc Columbo.
- Can we shadup about the Cowboys being the first team to play a Super Bowl at home?
- This team won’t sniff a Super Bowl with Jason Garrett as offensive coordinator, Wade Phillip as defensive coordinator and Jerry Jones as head coach.
- Jason Garrett is learning on the job after four seasons with the Cowboys.
- And he’s not learning much.
- He’s like a pig with a diamond. He doesn’t appreciate the treasure he has.
- Why are the Cowboys throwing two unsuccessful bubble screens to Dez Bryant, who hasn’t played football in more than a year?
- Oh, that’s right. Jerry Jones said so.
- Somewhere in San Diego, Patrick Crayton is laughing.
- The Cowboys don’t deserve DeMarcus Ware.
- Way to squander a defensive effort that limits the Commanders to six points.
- Sorry, wasn’t impressed with Donovan McNabb.
- Albert Haynesworth either.
- But winning ugly is better than losing pretty.
All additions, comments, corrections and clarifications are welcomed.
- Father Time has spotted his successor behind Minnesota’s center.
- It may take Favre the end of the season before he knocks off the rust – if he’s not knocked out by then.
- 23 points, but these two powerhouse offenses. Tell me you were expecting that and beach front property on Mars is yours.
- The Vikings offense should revolve around Adrian Peterson not No. 4.
Detroit @ Chicago
- The Calvin Johnson non-touchdown is a case of common sense succumbing to a literal interpretation of the rules.
- Looks like he had possession to me.
- I thought “Tuck Rule” as soon as the play was overturned.
- Yeah, I know, different circumstances, but we’re talking the Lions here.
- Process – this!
- Jay Cutler inaugurates the new NFL season with an interception.
- Bears may have found themselves a receiver opposite Johnny Knox.
- Matt Forte, stronger in the passing game than the running.
- The Lions’ priority next year is to get Matt Stafford some protection – and we’re not talking of the Trojan variety.
Dolphins @ Bills
- C.J. Spilled.
- Dolphins know how to win ugly.
- Trent Edwards needs some help.
- Two minute offense, Buffalo. More like two hour offense.
- It’s gonna be a long, cold weather in Buffalo.
Falcons @ Steelers
- Hines Ward still got it.
- Pittsburgh’s opening-day win streak continues.
- Steelers know how to protect a young quarterback - running game and strong defense.
- Sean Weatherspoon is gonna be a playa.
- Underrated and reliable are adjectives to describe Roddy White.
- Troy Polamalu head and shoulders above the safeties in the NFL.
- Brings the playmaking aspect back to the Steelers defense.
Panthers @ Giants
- Steve Smith of the Panthers shows a thing or two to his namesake on the other sideline.
- Hakeem Nicks shows both Steve Smiths how to make plays in the end zone, however.
- Matt Moore, no so Mm good.
- Three red zone INTs?
- Jimmy Clausen’s warming up even as we speak.
Colts @ Texans
- Arian Nation evokes negative images everywhere except in Houston.
- Runs in, around and through the Colts defense.
- Houston returning the monkey to the Indianapolis Zoo.
- This is why you draft Mario Williams instead of Reggie Bush.
- Bob Sanders may want to call it a career.
Bengals @ Patriots
- A bomb to T.O. on the first series?
- Gotta get Owens his touches.
- Ochicinco: “I’m Batman.”
- Robin in this duo has old wings.
- Cedric Benson may be the odd man out in Cincinnati’s offense, and that’s an unfortunate thing.
- Brady knows go “Wes” young man.
- Me myself and Moss.
- If he retires next year, gangsta rap may be his next career.
- The demise of the Patriots defense has been greatly exaggerated.
- 50 passes for Carson Palmer? Somebody get that man an ice pack.
- Ditto for Peyton Manning, 57 and Sam Bradford, 54 passes.
Cardinals @ Rams
- There’s hope for the Rams with Bradford under center – down the line.
- Bradford and Mark Clayton, renewing the Oklahoma connection.
- Clayton needs more consistency, though. Makes the hard catches, drops the easy ones.
- The Cardinal’s high-flying scoring days may be over.
- Derek Anderson does just enough.
- Kerry Rhodes and stamina don’t live in the same neighborhood.
- Hustle award goes to Steve Breaston.
Packers @ Eagles
- Matthews makes Kevin Kolb eat turf and Clay.
- Cobweb Kolb.
- Daddy would be proud, Clay.
- I don’t like the revolving quarterback strategy, Andy.
- As the saying goes, if you have two quarterbacks, you have no quarterback.
- Well, thanks to Clay Matthews, you have one quarterback now.
- No jail rust on Vick’s legs.
- You just witnessed the Michael Vick experience
- Minus the dog scandal, of course.
- Unfortunately, the one time when Vick should have run he tried to pass and missed a sure touchdown trying to force the ball to Desean Jackson.
- Ryan Grant hops about as fast as he runs.
- Aaron Rodgers looks average but helped by great catches, particularly by Greg Jennings.
- A win is a win is a win.
- Charles Woodson, sipping from the fountain of youth.
- Eagles’ mastery of the Packers at home ends.
- Previous Packers victory at the Vet? 1962? Wow.
- Pam Oliver looks bad.
Raiders @ Titans
- New season, same Raiders.
- At least Darren McFadden registered on the radar screen.
- If Chris Johnson gets a step on you, he’s gone.
- Yes, I believe he can put together back-to-back 2,000 yard seasons.
Broncos @ Jaguars
- David Garrard delivers.
- Kyle Orton doesn't.
- Brandon Lloyd can be a very good receiver for the Broncos if he continues to give effort on every play.
- And almost amazing catch.
- Kaumpman "encamped" in the Broncos backfield.
49ers @ Seahawks
- If you wanna crown them (49ers) then, uh, nevermind.
- Six points aint gonna do it, San Francisco.
- Seattle sending a reminder that they used to own the NFC West.
- Two Deions bring the Neon to the Seahawks offense.
- Memo to Pete Carroll: Nice enthusiasm but this aint college.
- He may be able to resurrect Mike Williams’ career, though.
- Alex Smith is not an NFL-caliber quarterback.
Browns @ Buccaneers
- Nice win for a young club and a young coach.
- Old reliable Ronde, building upon what should be a Hall of Fame career.
Cowboys @ Commanders
- It’s Dallas-Washington. Expect crazy plays and a classic finish.
- Alex Barron should be unemployed yesterday.
- MMA should be in his future.
- Holding and rear naked chokes are acceptable and welcomed in that sport.
- Laughed at Barron’s Sunday Night “promo picture.”
- At least he looks “hard” even if he doesn’t play hard.
- Only the Cowboys would think letting go Flozell and adding Barron would be an upgrade.
- That was the sorriest blocking I’ve ever seen from an NFL offensive lineman.
- Barron made up his mind to hold Brian Orakpo before the snap. He makes absolutely no effort to execute a legal, technical block.
- At least Jim Haslett (former Rams coach familiar with Alex Barron) knows how to game plan against a team. Jason Garrett take notes.
- The sale of Hallmark “Get Well” cards spiked 50 percent in Dallas.
- All to be mailed to Marc Columbo.
- Can we shadup about the Cowboys being the first team to play a Super Bowl at home?
- This team won’t sniff a Super Bowl with Jason Garrett as offensive coordinator, Wade Phillip as defensive coordinator and Jerry Jones as head coach.
- Jason Garrett is learning on the job after four seasons with the Cowboys.
- And he’s not learning much.
- He’s like a pig with a diamond. He doesn’t appreciate the treasure he has.
- Why are the Cowboys throwing two unsuccessful bubble screens to Dez Bryant, who hasn’t played football in more than a year?
- Oh, that’s right. Jerry Jones said so.
- Somewhere in San Diego, Patrick Crayton is laughing.
- The Cowboys don’t deserve DeMarcus Ware.
- Way to squander a defensive effort that limits the Commanders to six points.
- Sorry, wasn’t impressed with Donovan McNabb.
- Albert Haynesworth either.
- But winning ugly is better than losing pretty.
All additions, comments, corrections and clarifications are welcomed.