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Yes, I’m starting out with the Cowboys. I’m a Cowboys fan, okay.
(Cowboys vs. Texans)
- And just like that, Dallas is one game out of first place in the NFC Least.
- Could you imagine the uproar in Dallas, heading into a bye week at 0-3?
- Think Lindsey Lohan media trial coverage.
- It’s okay to remove Roy Williams from the side of the milk carton.
- Made Kareem Johnson look like a, er, rookie.
- Aren’t you Mario Williams, pass rushing specialist extraordinaire?
- Doug Free played Houdini because he sure made Super Mario disappear.
- Stubborn, pass-happy Jason Garrett finally understands sometimes it pays to run.
- Although if he’s operating with short-term memory syndrome, he’ll soon forget and need to be reminded.
- Speaking of short-term memory, DeMarcus Ware has to reintroduce himself to Matt Schaub three times – all in the backfield.
- You might be the Texans, but Texas still belongs to the Cowboys.
- Marion Barber’s dreads look sharp enough to stab someone.
- Miles Austin has probably the best low center of gravity of any receiver in the league.
- Orlando Scandrick ankle injures a receiver (Andre Johnson) other than his own (Dez Bryant).
- After the break, look for Dez Bryant to make a push for offensive rookie of the year.
- How fitting Wade Phillips ties his old man’s record for wins in Houston (81).
- Congratulations, Wade, and for staving off the turk for another week.
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(Falcons vs. Saints)
- Did Garrett “Wide Left” Hartley play for Florida State under Bobby Bowden?
- Talk about a chip shot miss.
- It has to be a lonely existence for a kicker who misses a game-winning boot.
- Janikowski shares your loneliness, Garrett.
- At least he has last year’s NFC Championship-winning kick to comfort him.
- One man’s failure (Hartley) is another man’s success (Matt Bryant).
- Tony Gonzalez and Jeremy Shockey earned their pay Sunday.
- Tight ends at a rump-shaking contest don’t work that much.
- You can’t leave merely a linebacker on Gonzalez.
- Falcons secondary and special teams Lance(D) even Moore throughout the game.
- Atlanta not ready to concede the division lead to the Saints and Buccaneers that quickly.
- The tandem of Turner and Snelling and a stout defense may produce dividends down the road for the Falcons.
- 50 rushing attempts to 30 passing attempts. That’s what you call control, Maxwell Smart.
- Fortunately for young QB Matt Ryan, he has the sage veteran Gonzalez and reliable Roddy White as security blankets.
(Steelers vs. Buccaneers)
- The Bucs had a Batch of Charlie and a generous serving of Pittsburgh D. And I’m not talking about dessert.
- If defense wins championships, mail the Lombardi Trophy to Pittsburgh and be done with it.
- This defense just keeps getting better and better.
- Poor, Josh Freeman. His development as a quarterback ran into a Steel Curtain.
- Oh, and Mike Wallace made their defenders look more like Dan Rather.
- 3-0 with a fourth-string quarterback? I think Mike Tomlin wins the Coach of the Year for the first quarter of football.
- I don’t think even Steelers fans thought they’d be undefeated without Ben Roethlisberger.
- Don’t know whether Big Ben should feel good about this or unsettled?
- Rashad Mendenhall has been able to show his worth with Ben out also.
- Tough test next week against Ravens.
- If Steelers win, I’d say they’re odds on favorite to reach the Super Bowl.
(Chiefs vs. 49ers)
- How bout dem … Chiefs?
- On top of the division by two games.
- Dexter “He’s Gone” McCluster’s got some Jets on him.
- A smaller version of Chris Johnson.
- Tony who?
- Not Gonzalez but Moeaki.
- Okay, Moeaki’s not going to make Kansas City forget Tony Gonzalez, but a better catch by a tight end you’re likely not going to see this year.
- Even a first grader knows there’s no “O” in San Fran.
- 49ers thought so too which is why you won’t be hearing “Jimmy (Mac) when are you coming back.”
- Pink slip issued for Jimmy Raye, offensive coordinator for the 49ers.
- At least the Niners know when to cut bait and not waste time trying to salvage that which isn’t working.
- Niners need Frank Gore’s rushing yards more than his receiving yards.
- At least the way Mike Singletary wants to play football.
- Speaking of Singletary, just asking but is he in over his head?
(Ravens vs. Browns)
- Fortunately there’s the Browns to soothe what ails your offense.
- Seneca Wallace has a little bit of playa in him.
- Who is this Peyton Hillis and why is he plowing through the vaunted Ravens defense for 144 yards?
- Still, Cleveland just doesn’t have enough playmakers to contend.
- Anquan Boldin just ballin’.
- Ray Rice with a knee injury? Rut Roh!
- Would be a big loss to lose the little man.
(Patriots vs. Bills)
- Buffalo didn’t play like it was on the brink of extinction.
- You knew the Bills didn’t have enough to overtake the Patriots, though.
- Look on the bright side, Buffalo, at least your quarterbacks attended the best schools in the country.
- C.J. Spiller needs to be on the field more.
- Call him Denny “Waterbug” Woodhead, just don’t compare him to Wes Welker.
- Three weeks ago, I praised the Pats defense. Now, I’m not so sure whether the defense is capable of sustaining New England for a long run to the Super Bowl.
- I’m sorry but Tom Brady needs a haircut.
(Giants vs. Titans)
- NY’s Manning continues his Big Apple Turnovers.
- A wounded duck travels a pass better than that turkey Eli served to the Titans in the red zone.
- Leave that type improvising to Favre and Romo.
- Hakeem Nicks, I don’t think that’s the tip drill the coaches had in mind.
- I think Ahmad Bradshaw needs some cough syrup.
- Didn’t you used to be the stout Giants defense?
- Talk about having a (David) Ball all around Eli.
- Vince Young knows when to get with (Kenny) Britt.
- Chris Johnson rediscovers the century mark and the end zone after a very brief absence.
(Bengals vs. Panthers)
- Carson Palmer’s days as an elite passer are over.
- Off the (De)Marcus Russell didn’t miss as many open receivers even on a bad day.
- Despite the presence of T.O. and Ochocinco, this team is Benson’s now.
- Not that that’s a bad thing.
- Mama said there’d be days like this, Jimmy Clausen.
- Are DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart still on the roster?
- Get the moving trucks ready for John Fox.
(Eagles vs. Jaguars)
- Unless you failed kindergarten, there’s no “O” in Jaguars either.
- David Garrard is an average quarterback.
- When you decide to throw a long pass across the field, you might as well just hand it to Asante Samuel.
- Call him Michael Jones-Drew coverage.
- The Eagles completely shut him down.
- That Nate Allen is a pretty good safety.
- I know Jack Del Rio is a meat and potatoes type coach, but he needs some more playmakers on the offense.
- Jacksonville found itself in too many second and long and third and long situations.
- Vick playing at a sick level and making dog lovers everywhere sick with the amount of publicity is getting.
- If you have talent, you will always get a second chance.
- You have to give Vick his props; he’s not immediately trying to bolt from the pocket but is moving through his progressions and finding the open receiver.
- Of course, he also showed if he decides to run, the defense still can’t catch him.
- Are you certain this man spent time in jail and not a tech lab?
- His throws have been laser-like.
- DeSean Jackson can’t wait to get in the end zone.
- Don’t be surprised to see him as a contestant on “Dancing with the Stars.”
- One could argue that the Eagles have the best two receivers, tight end, running back and quarterback tandem in the NFC.
- This division is the Eagles to lose.
(Vikings vs. Lions)
- I don’t know what the Lions were thinking, letting Percy Harvin get a clean release off the line and not cover him over the top.
- Way to lay out for the ball, Percy.
- Brett Favre one short of his turnover total for all last year.
- It helps to have a beast of a running back like Adrian Peterson.
- Peterson may have to shoulder the load until Favre’s ankle heals and Sidney Rice makes it back.
- Unfortunately, the Vikings play a death-row of a stretch including @ Jets, the Cowboys, @ the Packers and @ the Patriots.
(Commanders vs. Rams)
- Mike Shanahan doesn’t have much to work with in Washington.
- Expect the Skins to take a slow slide toward the bottom of the NFC East.
- You have to feel sorry for Donovan McNabb.
- Clinton Portis started out like a gangbuster, but did age and fatigue catch up with him?
- Ditto Santana Moss.
- No revenge for Jim Haslett.
- You mean to tell me nobody in the Skins secondary could catch Stephen Jackson on his touchdown run?
- Even my wife who couldn’t care less about football said, “He doesn’t look like he’s running fast.”
- Sam Bradford is going to be okay when he gets more weapons around him and a little bit more experience.
- Chris Long is quietly playing himself into a very good defense end.
(Seahawks vs. Chargers)
- San Diego getting off to its slow start as usual.
- How fitting a man sir-named Washington lifts a team and a state to victory.
- Leon Washington scored more points on special teams than the Seahawks offense.
- I know Phillip Rivers loves throwing the ball, but that’s not the way to victory.
- Ryan Matthews can’t help the running game on the sideline.
- Antonio Gates says “Beep! Beep! Bye-bye” to Shannon Sharpe’s record for TD catches by a tight end.
- Seattle safety to Phillip Rivers: “My name is Earl. (Thomas)”
- Just in case Rivers didn’t hear, he said it twice.
- Thomas needs to learn to take a knee right after you intercept a pass with seconds left on the clock.
(Colts vs. Broncos)
- Peyton Manning is like the popular girl who dates a nobody. All of sudden that nobody is transformed into an instant somebody.
- Example: Blair White project.
- Don’t know how long he’ll be on the roster but at least he can say he caught a touchdown from Manning.
- Example 2: Austin Collie.
- That’s what’s great about Manning, he may have his favorite target, but he’s going to get it to the open man whoever that is.
- Champ Bailey rendered Reggie Wayne virtually an afterthought.
- The reclamation project known as Brandon Lloyd is nearly complete.
- The reclamation project known as Kyle Orton needs some more work.
- There’s a fine line between aggressiveness and stupidity, Josh McDaniels.
- Against the Colts, coming away with some points is better than no points.
- I would have kicked the field goals.
(Cardinals vs. Raiders)
- Remind me again, why did the Raiders spend a 1st round pick on Sebastian Janikowski?
- 1st round kickers shouldn’t miss three field goals in a game, including the game winner.
- Gradkowski didn’t deserve that.
- I don’t think I’ve heard Larry Fitzpatrick’s name all that much this year.
- Except for a short touchdown pass, Nmandi Asomugha covered him with the cloak of invisibility.
- The Running Man starring Darren McFadden.
- If you’re a Raiders special teams coach, I’m sure it makes you wanna “Scream,” Stephen Howling 102 yard KO return, that is.
- Doesn’t Rodgers-Cromartie know to get away from a bouncing ball on punt returns?
- Don’t the Cardinals in general know that basic rule? It happened twice.
- It’s hard being a corner in this league. I don’t like the rule you can’t apply a loose arm bar to a receiver during a pass play.
- Derek Anderson is not the answer.
(Dolphins vs. Jets)
- LT was a good pick up for the Jets.
- Dustin Keller proves to be a killer for the second week in a row.
- Any closer and David Harris and Ronnie Brown might have been Frenching.
- Jason Taylor showed flashes of Dwight Freeney on a 1st quarter sack of Henne.
- The (Brandon) Marshall Plan falls short for the Dolphins.
- You have to be impressed with the Dolphins offensive line.
- You have to be impressed with the Jets defense even though Revis is on Injury Island.
- If Braylon Edwards ran that straight during his sobriety test, maybe he wouldn’t be staring at a DUI charge.
- Jason Allen slipping on that TD like he was a little tipsy.
- It was the sod not the sot, man.
- Mark Sanchez is growing up before our eyes.
- Rex Ryan is not going to let him become a Matt Leinart.
- Kendall Langford, you won’t get a better gift on Christmas.
- Eric Smith, the license plate number was 80 and the driver, Anthony Fasano.
- Gatorade bath for a player? You can see why the Jets players love Ryan.
- I HATE the Dolphins orange jerseys.
- Didn’t the Bucs move from cream-sicle colors tell you anything, Miami?
Random Thoughts
- The AFC East and AFC North are going to be dog fights to the end.
- I’m not saying this because I’m a Cowboys fan, but I love the role Deion Sanders plays as a commentator.
- Oh, and love the new “Let’s Go PrimeTime” theme song.
Top 5:
1. Steelers
2. Saints
3. Indy
4. Jets
5. Patriots
(Not including Packers or Bears until tonight’s game)
Bottom 5:
28. 49ers
29. Browns
30. Lions
31. Panthers
32. Bills
All additions, clarifications, comments and corrections are welcomed.
(Cowboys vs. Texans)
- And just like that, Dallas is one game out of first place in the NFC Least.
- Could you imagine the uproar in Dallas, heading into a bye week at 0-3?
- Think Lindsey Lohan media trial coverage.
- It’s okay to remove Roy Williams from the side of the milk carton.
- Made Kareem Johnson look like a, er, rookie.
- Aren’t you Mario Williams, pass rushing specialist extraordinaire?
- Doug Free played Houdini because he sure made Super Mario disappear.
- Stubborn, pass-happy Jason Garrett finally understands sometimes it pays to run.
- Although if he’s operating with short-term memory syndrome, he’ll soon forget and need to be reminded.
- Speaking of short-term memory, DeMarcus Ware has to reintroduce himself to Matt Schaub three times – all in the backfield.
- You might be the Texans, but Texas still belongs to the Cowboys.
- Marion Barber’s dreads look sharp enough to stab someone.
- Miles Austin has probably the best low center of gravity of any receiver in the league.
- Orlando Scandrick ankle injures a receiver (Andre Johnson) other than his own (Dez Bryant).
- After the break, look for Dez Bryant to make a push for offensive rookie of the year.
- How fitting Wade Phillips ties his old man’s record for wins in Houston (81).
- Congratulations, Wade, and for staving off the turk for another week.
-
(Falcons vs. Saints)
- Did Garrett “Wide Left” Hartley play for Florida State under Bobby Bowden?
- Talk about a chip shot miss.
- It has to be a lonely existence for a kicker who misses a game-winning boot.
- Janikowski shares your loneliness, Garrett.
- At least he has last year’s NFC Championship-winning kick to comfort him.
- One man’s failure (Hartley) is another man’s success (Matt Bryant).
- Tony Gonzalez and Jeremy Shockey earned their pay Sunday.
- Tight ends at a rump-shaking contest don’t work that much.
- You can’t leave merely a linebacker on Gonzalez.
- Falcons secondary and special teams Lance(D) even Moore throughout the game.
- Atlanta not ready to concede the division lead to the Saints and Buccaneers that quickly.
- The tandem of Turner and Snelling and a stout defense may produce dividends down the road for the Falcons.
- 50 rushing attempts to 30 passing attempts. That’s what you call control, Maxwell Smart.
- Fortunately for young QB Matt Ryan, he has the sage veteran Gonzalez and reliable Roddy White as security blankets.
(Steelers vs. Buccaneers)
- The Bucs had a Batch of Charlie and a generous serving of Pittsburgh D. And I’m not talking about dessert.
- If defense wins championships, mail the Lombardi Trophy to Pittsburgh and be done with it.
- This defense just keeps getting better and better.
- Poor, Josh Freeman. His development as a quarterback ran into a Steel Curtain.
- Oh, and Mike Wallace made their defenders look more like Dan Rather.
- 3-0 with a fourth-string quarterback? I think Mike Tomlin wins the Coach of the Year for the first quarter of football.
- I don’t think even Steelers fans thought they’d be undefeated without Ben Roethlisberger.
- Don’t know whether Big Ben should feel good about this or unsettled?
- Rashad Mendenhall has been able to show his worth with Ben out also.
- Tough test next week against Ravens.
- If Steelers win, I’d say they’re odds on favorite to reach the Super Bowl.
(Chiefs vs. 49ers)
- How bout dem … Chiefs?
- On top of the division by two games.
- Dexter “He’s Gone” McCluster’s got some Jets on him.
- A smaller version of Chris Johnson.
- Tony who?
- Not Gonzalez but Moeaki.
- Okay, Moeaki’s not going to make Kansas City forget Tony Gonzalez, but a better catch by a tight end you’re likely not going to see this year.
- Even a first grader knows there’s no “O” in San Fran.
- 49ers thought so too which is why you won’t be hearing “Jimmy (Mac) when are you coming back.”
- Pink slip issued for Jimmy Raye, offensive coordinator for the 49ers.
- At least the Niners know when to cut bait and not waste time trying to salvage that which isn’t working.
- Niners need Frank Gore’s rushing yards more than his receiving yards.
- At least the way Mike Singletary wants to play football.
- Speaking of Singletary, just asking but is he in over his head?
(Ravens vs. Browns)
- Fortunately there’s the Browns to soothe what ails your offense.
- Seneca Wallace has a little bit of playa in him.
- Who is this Peyton Hillis and why is he plowing through the vaunted Ravens defense for 144 yards?
- Still, Cleveland just doesn’t have enough playmakers to contend.
- Anquan Boldin just ballin’.
- Ray Rice with a knee injury? Rut Roh!
- Would be a big loss to lose the little man.
(Patriots vs. Bills)
- Buffalo didn’t play like it was on the brink of extinction.
- You knew the Bills didn’t have enough to overtake the Patriots, though.
- Look on the bright side, Buffalo, at least your quarterbacks attended the best schools in the country.
- C.J. Spiller needs to be on the field more.
- Call him Denny “Waterbug” Woodhead, just don’t compare him to Wes Welker.
- Three weeks ago, I praised the Pats defense. Now, I’m not so sure whether the defense is capable of sustaining New England for a long run to the Super Bowl.
- I’m sorry but Tom Brady needs a haircut.
(Giants vs. Titans)
- NY’s Manning continues his Big Apple Turnovers.
- A wounded duck travels a pass better than that turkey Eli served to the Titans in the red zone.
- Leave that type improvising to Favre and Romo.
- Hakeem Nicks, I don’t think that’s the tip drill the coaches had in mind.
- I think Ahmad Bradshaw needs some cough syrup.
- Didn’t you used to be the stout Giants defense?
- Talk about having a (David) Ball all around Eli.
- Vince Young knows when to get with (Kenny) Britt.
- Chris Johnson rediscovers the century mark and the end zone after a very brief absence.
(Bengals vs. Panthers)
- Carson Palmer’s days as an elite passer are over.
- Off the (De)Marcus Russell didn’t miss as many open receivers even on a bad day.
- Despite the presence of T.O. and Ochocinco, this team is Benson’s now.
- Not that that’s a bad thing.
- Mama said there’d be days like this, Jimmy Clausen.
- Are DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart still on the roster?
- Get the moving trucks ready for John Fox.
(Eagles vs. Jaguars)
- Unless you failed kindergarten, there’s no “O” in Jaguars either.
- David Garrard is an average quarterback.
- When you decide to throw a long pass across the field, you might as well just hand it to Asante Samuel.
- Call him Michael Jones-Drew coverage.
- The Eagles completely shut him down.
- That Nate Allen is a pretty good safety.
- I know Jack Del Rio is a meat and potatoes type coach, but he needs some more playmakers on the offense.
- Jacksonville found itself in too many second and long and third and long situations.
- Vick playing at a sick level and making dog lovers everywhere sick with the amount of publicity is getting.
- If you have talent, you will always get a second chance.
- You have to give Vick his props; he’s not immediately trying to bolt from the pocket but is moving through his progressions and finding the open receiver.
- Of course, he also showed if he decides to run, the defense still can’t catch him.
- Are you certain this man spent time in jail and not a tech lab?
- His throws have been laser-like.
- DeSean Jackson can’t wait to get in the end zone.
- Don’t be surprised to see him as a contestant on “Dancing with the Stars.”
- One could argue that the Eagles have the best two receivers, tight end, running back and quarterback tandem in the NFC.
- This division is the Eagles to lose.
(Vikings vs. Lions)
- I don’t know what the Lions were thinking, letting Percy Harvin get a clean release off the line and not cover him over the top.
- Way to lay out for the ball, Percy.
- Brett Favre one short of his turnover total for all last year.
- It helps to have a beast of a running back like Adrian Peterson.
- Peterson may have to shoulder the load until Favre’s ankle heals and Sidney Rice makes it back.
- Unfortunately, the Vikings play a death-row of a stretch including @ Jets, the Cowboys, @ the Packers and @ the Patriots.
(Commanders vs. Rams)
- Mike Shanahan doesn’t have much to work with in Washington.
- Expect the Skins to take a slow slide toward the bottom of the NFC East.
- You have to feel sorry for Donovan McNabb.
- Clinton Portis started out like a gangbuster, but did age and fatigue catch up with him?
- Ditto Santana Moss.
- No revenge for Jim Haslett.
- You mean to tell me nobody in the Skins secondary could catch Stephen Jackson on his touchdown run?
- Even my wife who couldn’t care less about football said, “He doesn’t look like he’s running fast.”
- Sam Bradford is going to be okay when he gets more weapons around him and a little bit more experience.
- Chris Long is quietly playing himself into a very good defense end.
(Seahawks vs. Chargers)
- San Diego getting off to its slow start as usual.
- How fitting a man sir-named Washington lifts a team and a state to victory.
- Leon Washington scored more points on special teams than the Seahawks offense.
- I know Phillip Rivers loves throwing the ball, but that’s not the way to victory.
- Ryan Matthews can’t help the running game on the sideline.
- Antonio Gates says “Beep! Beep! Bye-bye” to Shannon Sharpe’s record for TD catches by a tight end.
- Seattle safety to Phillip Rivers: “My name is Earl. (Thomas)”
- Just in case Rivers didn’t hear, he said it twice.
- Thomas needs to learn to take a knee right after you intercept a pass with seconds left on the clock.
(Colts vs. Broncos)
- Peyton Manning is like the popular girl who dates a nobody. All of sudden that nobody is transformed into an instant somebody.
- Example: Blair White project.
- Don’t know how long he’ll be on the roster but at least he can say he caught a touchdown from Manning.
- Example 2: Austin Collie.
- That’s what’s great about Manning, he may have his favorite target, but he’s going to get it to the open man whoever that is.
- Champ Bailey rendered Reggie Wayne virtually an afterthought.
- The reclamation project known as Brandon Lloyd is nearly complete.
- The reclamation project known as Kyle Orton needs some more work.
- There’s a fine line between aggressiveness and stupidity, Josh McDaniels.
- Against the Colts, coming away with some points is better than no points.
- I would have kicked the field goals.
(Cardinals vs. Raiders)
- Remind me again, why did the Raiders spend a 1st round pick on Sebastian Janikowski?
- 1st round kickers shouldn’t miss three field goals in a game, including the game winner.
- Gradkowski didn’t deserve that.
- I don’t think I’ve heard Larry Fitzpatrick’s name all that much this year.
- Except for a short touchdown pass, Nmandi Asomugha covered him with the cloak of invisibility.
- The Running Man starring Darren McFadden.
- If you’re a Raiders special teams coach, I’m sure it makes you wanna “Scream,” Stephen Howling 102 yard KO return, that is.
- Doesn’t Rodgers-Cromartie know to get away from a bouncing ball on punt returns?
- Don’t the Cardinals in general know that basic rule? It happened twice.
- It’s hard being a corner in this league. I don’t like the rule you can’t apply a loose arm bar to a receiver during a pass play.
- Derek Anderson is not the answer.
(Dolphins vs. Jets)
- LT was a good pick up for the Jets.
- Dustin Keller proves to be a killer for the second week in a row.
- Any closer and David Harris and Ronnie Brown might have been Frenching.
- Jason Taylor showed flashes of Dwight Freeney on a 1st quarter sack of Henne.
- The (Brandon) Marshall Plan falls short for the Dolphins.
- You have to be impressed with the Dolphins offensive line.
- You have to be impressed with the Jets defense even though Revis is on Injury Island.
- If Braylon Edwards ran that straight during his sobriety test, maybe he wouldn’t be staring at a DUI charge.
- Jason Allen slipping on that TD like he was a little tipsy.
- It was the sod not the sot, man.
- Mark Sanchez is growing up before our eyes.
- Rex Ryan is not going to let him become a Matt Leinart.
- Kendall Langford, you won’t get a better gift on Christmas.
- Eric Smith, the license plate number was 80 and the driver, Anthony Fasano.
- Gatorade bath for a player? You can see why the Jets players love Ryan.
- I HATE the Dolphins orange jerseys.
- Didn’t the Bucs move from cream-sicle colors tell you anything, Miami?
Random Thoughts
- The AFC East and AFC North are going to be dog fights to the end.
- I’m not saying this because I’m a Cowboys fan, but I love the role Deion Sanders plays as a commentator.
- Oh, and love the new “Let’s Go PrimeTime” theme song.
Top 5:
1. Steelers
2. Saints
3. Indy
4. Jets
5. Patriots
(Not including Packers or Bears until tonight’s game)
Bottom 5:
28. 49ers
29. Browns
30. Lions
31. Panthers
32. Bills
All additions, clarifications, comments and corrections are welcomed.