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Patriots vs. Ravens
- No Moss? No problems.
- Deion Branch understands what having a great quarterback can do for your career.
- The dink and dunk apparently works, especially against one of the better defenses in the league.
- Then again, the Ravens pass rush faded down the stretch.
- Tom Brady will ultimately make Aaron Fernadez a household name in Boston.
- Who put nails in Brandon Meriweather's cereal?
- Boldin fitting into the Ravens' offense nicely.
- Kickers are overrated only when they miss.
Steelers vs. Browns
- Big Ben is back. Hide the women, hide the children (if they're teenaged daughters), hide the Lombardi trophy.
- James Harrison is just a violent man.
- Lawrence Timmons will be haunting somebody's nightmares in Cleveland.
- If the Steelers become a passing team like the Patriots, Mike Wallce will rank as one of the best receivers in the AFC.
- Hines Ward to Eric Wright: Give me that ball, son.
- It would be nice to know Colt McCoy was related to Dr. McCoy because he has and will take a beating this season if he remains the starter.
Dolphins vs. Packers
- The Carpenter nails a Dolphins win.
- Aaron Rodgers thrice received a rude aWake[/bning from Cameron Wake.
- A 86-yard TD reception doesn't get done with good route-running and nifty moves and Greg Jennings showed a plenty.
- Dallas didn't have any use for Anthony Fasano, but Miami sure does.
- What's that about another team's trash is another team's treasure?
- The Dolphins are a few playmakers away from a championship team.
- The Packers are an injured reserve squad away from a playoff team.
Rams vs. Chargers
- How bout dem ... Rams?!?!?
- It doesn't matter who the receiver is, Sam Bradford fines him.
- Wait until this guy gets some true playmakers at the position.
- Lights out, especially since the term is no longer applicable to Shawne Merriman.
- Bogus call on Chargers defensive player Barnes on hit on Bradford.
- Steven Jackson has got to be the slowest featured back in the league.
- After every defense huddle, James Hall, Chris Long and Larry Grant must have said, "Let's meet at the River(s). Break."
- Slow starts nothing new for the Chargers.
- Patrick Crayton a nice pickup for San Diego.
- Longer cleats Nate Keading.
Giants vs. Lions
- Did Antrelle Rolle not learn anything from Nate Clements?
- Eli rediscovers that Mm good feeling throwing a TD pass to Mario Manningham.
- Ahmad Bradshaw does the long running, Brandon Jacobs get the glory for the short-yardage touchdowns.
- The Lions have become the NFL's version of road kill. 22 straight road losses and counting.
- When Shaun Hill went out, the game was basically over.
- Some would say it was over at the coin toss.
- Matthew Stafford can't get back too soon.
Seahawks vs. Bears
- So there's some game left in Mike Williams.
- His tap dance catch would make Sammie Davis Jr. proud (RIP).
- Is Devin Hester the best return specialist ever or what?
- Jay Cutler will be eligible for battered quarterback syndrome benefits by the end of the year.
- The Bears are who we thought they were - AVERAGE.
- Seattle at least gets something from the Deion (Butler) they kept.
- Matt Hasselback isn't ready to call it a career just yet.
- The license plate on that truck, Cutler, was No. 27. The driver? Jordan Babineaux.
Saints vs. Buccaneers
- Saints stomp upstart Bucs.
- Drew Brees with time on his hands is a wonder to behold.
- A scrub running back named Chris Ivory splashes and dashes the Bucs defense for 158 yards.
Eagles vs. Falcons
- In the battle of the birds, Eagles soar, Falcons grounded.
- Kevin Colb, the most underappreciated quarterback in Philadelphia since ... Donovan McNabb.
- We know he won't be a candidate to replace Bill Maher in any resurrection of "Politically Incorrect."
- It was only a matter of time before DeSean "Lightweight" Jackson was knocked out cold.
- He's playing on borrowed time under 170 lbs.
- He did damage while was in the game, though.
- Get Donta Robinson some smelling salt while you're at it.
- Jerry Maclin? Simply Mackin'
- Atlanta Falcons? Not there yet.
Texans vs. Chiefs
- KC has to find a way to win these type games if they want to win the AFC West.
- Did they not know Andre Johnson was going to be featured in the final drive by Houston?
- Jamal Charles with his best imitation of a marble breaking from a sea of marbles.
- Velcro and Dwayne Bowe don't usually go hand-in-hand, but this Sunday they did.
- Tough break on the injury to Demeco Ryans.
- I might have missed him but was Dexter McCluster featured any on KC's penultimate drive?
- Haley took a page out of Jason Garrett's playbook during the next to last drive in which he should have just milked the clock with a running play.
- Or did Jason learn from him?
Jets vs. Broncos
- Where has Denver's running game gone?
- For anyone else it would have been X pays the end zone its first visit. But for the patron saint of football it's the end zone welcomes Tim Tebow, and celebrates with a victory dance.
- Did you not feel the earth shake?
- Inhabitants on Revis Island? Randy Moss, DeMaryius Thomas and, hopefully, a trainer who specializes in hamstring injuries.
- I'm starting to believe Rex Ryan.
- LT fans having renewed hope he might just challenge Emmitt Smith's all-time rushing record.
49ers vs. Raiders
- Welcome to the win column, San Francisco.
- Jason Campbell, back to being pitiful again.
- When Frank Gore can hold onto the ball, the 49ers can feature him and less of Alex "Overthrow" Smith.
- He did connect with Crabtree and Davis so all is not lost.
Colts vs. Commanders
- I'm impressed with how competitive the Skins are.
- Brian Orakpo is da real deal.
- Insane is the only way to describe the one hand catch by Pierre Garcon and Aaron Franciso.
- It seems they both attended a course on "How to snag a pass out of mid-air with just one hand."
- Garcon and Austin Collie are making Reggie Wayne almost an afterthought.
- Joseph Addai provides the Colts the balance they need, if only he could stay healthy.
- If you haven't picked up Ryan Torain in your fantasy league, too late.
- What a fitting last name for a ground-attack offense needing a key running back.
Vikings vs. Cowboys
- Wade Phillips: Dead man walking.
- Didn't Wade get fired for special teams break-down in Buffalo?
- Wasn't Jesse Holley activated for special teams play?
- Never get your players from a reality TV series.
- Only in Jerry World.
- Jason Garrett, Jerry Jones is your only hope for a head coaching job at this point.
- No home team Super Bowl for Jerry Jones.
- E.J. Henderson must be good at reading tea leaves.
- Stupidity is becoming infectious in Dallas. Now Miles Austin has caught the bug.
- The pushoff was unnecessary, as was the leap frog.
- Percy Harvin suffers migrains; Cowboys get the pounding headache.
- Being named free doesn't mean giving Jared Allen an unabated rush on your quarterback, Dougie.
- Can we say Roy Williams has finally redeemed himself?
Top 5
1. Pittsburgh Steelers
2. NY Jets
3. New England Patriots
4. Baltimore Ravens
5. Indianapolis Colts/NY Giants
Bottom 5
28. Detroit Lions
29. San Francisco 49ers
30. Dallas Cowboys
31. Buffalo Bills
32. Carolina Panthers
All clarifications, corrections, comments and criticisms are welcomed.
- No Moss? No problems.
- Deion Branch understands what having a great quarterback can do for your career.
- The dink and dunk apparently works, especially against one of the better defenses in the league.
- Then again, the Ravens pass rush faded down the stretch.
- Tom Brady will ultimately make Aaron Fernadez a household name in Boston.
- Who put nails in Brandon Meriweather's cereal?
- Boldin fitting into the Ravens' offense nicely.
- Kickers are overrated only when they miss.
Steelers vs. Browns
- Big Ben is back. Hide the women, hide the children (if they're teenaged daughters), hide the Lombardi trophy.
- James Harrison is just a violent man.
- Lawrence Timmons will be haunting somebody's nightmares in Cleveland.
- If the Steelers become a passing team like the Patriots, Mike Wallce will rank as one of the best receivers in the AFC.
- Hines Ward to Eric Wright: Give me that ball, son.
- It would be nice to know Colt McCoy was related to Dr. McCoy because he has and will take a beating this season if he remains the starter.
Dolphins vs. Packers
- The Carpenter nails a Dolphins win.
- Aaron Rodgers thrice received a rude aWake[/bning from Cameron Wake.
- A 86-yard TD reception doesn't get done with good route-running and nifty moves and Greg Jennings showed a plenty.
- Dallas didn't have any use for Anthony Fasano, but Miami sure does.
- What's that about another team's trash is another team's treasure?
- The Dolphins are a few playmakers away from a championship team.
- The Packers are an injured reserve squad away from a playoff team.
Rams vs. Chargers
- How bout dem ... Rams?!?!?
- It doesn't matter who the receiver is, Sam Bradford fines him.
- Wait until this guy gets some true playmakers at the position.
- Lights out, especially since the term is no longer applicable to Shawne Merriman.
- Bogus call on Chargers defensive player Barnes on hit on Bradford.
- Steven Jackson has got to be the slowest featured back in the league.
- After every defense huddle, James Hall, Chris Long and Larry Grant must have said, "Let's meet at the River(s). Break."
- Slow starts nothing new for the Chargers.
- Patrick Crayton a nice pickup for San Diego.
- Longer cleats Nate Keading.
Giants vs. Lions
- Did Antrelle Rolle not learn anything from Nate Clements?
- Eli rediscovers that Mm good feeling throwing a TD pass to Mario Manningham.
- Ahmad Bradshaw does the long running, Brandon Jacobs get the glory for the short-yardage touchdowns.
- The Lions have become the NFL's version of road kill. 22 straight road losses and counting.
- When Shaun Hill went out, the game was basically over.
- Some would say it was over at the coin toss.
- Matthew Stafford can't get back too soon.
Seahawks vs. Bears
- So there's some game left in Mike Williams.
- His tap dance catch would make Sammie Davis Jr. proud (RIP).
- Is Devin Hester the best return specialist ever or what?
- Jay Cutler will be eligible for battered quarterback syndrome benefits by the end of the year.
- The Bears are who we thought they were - AVERAGE.
- Seattle at least gets something from the Deion (Butler) they kept.
- Matt Hasselback isn't ready to call it a career just yet.
- The license plate on that truck, Cutler, was No. 27. The driver? Jordan Babineaux.
Saints vs. Buccaneers
- Saints stomp upstart Bucs.
- Drew Brees with time on his hands is a wonder to behold.
- A scrub running back named Chris Ivory splashes and dashes the Bucs defense for 158 yards.
Eagles vs. Falcons
- In the battle of the birds, Eagles soar, Falcons grounded.
- Kevin Colb, the most underappreciated quarterback in Philadelphia since ... Donovan McNabb.
- We know he won't be a candidate to replace Bill Maher in any resurrection of "Politically Incorrect."
- It was only a matter of time before DeSean "Lightweight" Jackson was knocked out cold.
- He's playing on borrowed time under 170 lbs.
- He did damage while was in the game, though.
- Get Donta Robinson some smelling salt while you're at it.
- Jerry Maclin? Simply Mackin'
- Atlanta Falcons? Not there yet.
Texans vs. Chiefs
- KC has to find a way to win these type games if they want to win the AFC West.
- Did they not know Andre Johnson was going to be featured in the final drive by Houston?
- Jamal Charles with his best imitation of a marble breaking from a sea of marbles.
- Velcro and Dwayne Bowe don't usually go hand-in-hand, but this Sunday they did.
- Tough break on the injury to Demeco Ryans.
- I might have missed him but was Dexter McCluster featured any on KC's penultimate drive?
- Haley took a page out of Jason Garrett's playbook during the next to last drive in which he should have just milked the clock with a running play.
- Or did Jason learn from him?
Jets vs. Broncos
- Where has Denver's running game gone?
- For anyone else it would have been X pays the end zone its first visit. But for the patron saint of football it's the end zone welcomes Tim Tebow, and celebrates with a victory dance.
- Did you not feel the earth shake?
- Inhabitants on Revis Island? Randy Moss, DeMaryius Thomas and, hopefully, a trainer who specializes in hamstring injuries.
- I'm starting to believe Rex Ryan.
- LT fans having renewed hope he might just challenge Emmitt Smith's all-time rushing record.
49ers vs. Raiders
- Welcome to the win column, San Francisco.
- Jason Campbell, back to being pitiful again.
- When Frank Gore can hold onto the ball, the 49ers can feature him and less of Alex "Overthrow" Smith.
- He did connect with Crabtree and Davis so all is not lost.
Colts vs. Commanders
- I'm impressed with how competitive the Skins are.
- Brian Orakpo is da real deal.
- Insane is the only way to describe the one hand catch by Pierre Garcon and Aaron Franciso.
- It seems they both attended a course on "How to snag a pass out of mid-air with just one hand."
- Garcon and Austin Collie are making Reggie Wayne almost an afterthought.
- Joseph Addai provides the Colts the balance they need, if only he could stay healthy.
- If you haven't picked up Ryan Torain in your fantasy league, too late.
- What a fitting last name for a ground-attack offense needing a key running back.
Vikings vs. Cowboys
- Wade Phillips: Dead man walking.
- Didn't Wade get fired for special teams break-down in Buffalo?
- Wasn't Jesse Holley activated for special teams play?
- Never get your players from a reality TV series.
- Only in Jerry World.
- Jason Garrett, Jerry Jones is your only hope for a head coaching job at this point.
- No home team Super Bowl for Jerry Jones.
- E.J. Henderson must be good at reading tea leaves.
- Stupidity is becoming infectious in Dallas. Now Miles Austin has caught the bug.
- The pushoff was unnecessary, as was the leap frog.
- Percy Harvin suffers migrains; Cowboys get the pounding headache.
- Being named free doesn't mean giving Jared Allen an unabated rush on your quarterback, Dougie.
- Can we say Roy Williams has finally redeemed himself?
Top 5
1. Pittsburgh Steelers
2. NY Jets
3. New England Patriots
4. Baltimore Ravens
5. Indianapolis Colts/NY Giants
Bottom 5
28. Detroit Lions
29. San Francisco 49ers
30. Dallas Cowboys
31. Buffalo Bills
32. Carolina Panthers
All clarifications, corrections, comments and criticisms are welcomed.
