Time to trade in your guns and upgrade to the future!

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Time to trade in you ancient combustion firearms for a laser weapon.

I wonder if this is actually more powerful than my home-made Spud Gun. :laugh2:

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It goes without saying that this product is not safe for children

With recent advances in lasers, many have fantasized about creating "real life lightsabers". Many military commanders have fantasized about creating portable blasters along the lines of those portrayed in fictional workers like Star Trek and Star Wars. The Spyder III Pro Arctic laser from WickedLasers can be seen perhaps as the culmination of those efforts and perhaps the first consumer laser weapon.

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WickedLasers Spyder III Pro Arctic Laser

The laser is built with a diode from Casio's new mercury-free Green Slim projectors which ironically have a somewhat blue tint. The laser is rated at 1 watt of power and retails for a mere $200 USD.

And here's the best (or worst) part -- it can set people (or things) on fire. Apparently the laser is so high powered that shining it on fleshy parts will cause them to burst into flames. Of course it's equally capable of blinding people. The retailer warns:
Warning: Extremely dangerous is an understatement to the power of 1W of laser power. It will blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts, use with extreme caution and only when using the included eye protection. Customers will be required to completely read and agree to our Class IV Laser Hazard Acknowledgment Form.

If you're willing to "sign the form", WickedLasers warns you "With greater power comes the need for greater responsibility." (We can't make this stuff up, really!)

The laser comes in sleek packaging that looks, unsurprisingly like a lightsaber. Hopefully its users follow the path of the light side. The last thing we need is a bunch of Sith running around.

The price of $200 is quite commendable, considering it's 20 times as powerful as the company's previous best model, "Sonar", while a mere tenth of the cost ("Sonar" sells for $2,000 -- we imagine it will be discontinued as it seems most customers will flock to the Spyder III). The product even comes with a free pair of safety glasses, so you don't accidentally blind yourself.

Obviously it goes without saying that this is not a product to leave around kids. Don't say we didn't warn you.
 

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I think this thing is going to end up as the first line against over population.
 

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Instead of wearing a bullet prove vest people will just wear mirrored finished vest. :eek:
 

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Doomsday101;3432854 said:
Instead of wearing a bullet prove vest people will just wear mirrored finished vest. :eek:

There will be no way to stop Lady Gaga with that weapon.
 

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joseephuss;3432857 said:
There will be no way to stop Lady Gaga with that weapon.

That is why I'm not willing to give up my gun just yet. Never know when you may have to protect yourself from Lady Gaga. :D
 

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Like I'd trust myself with that thing.


"Hey. How's this thing wor............OH JEEZ!! Sorry, dude."


Doesn't hold smoke to a wheel gun or a lever action..................
 

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I built a Spud gun about two years ago. I still have it and fire it in my backyard a few times a year.

Anyone else here made a spud gun? (Potato)

Here is a picture of the one I made. I love it when I fire it. It sounds like a giant canon just fired. BOOM!

potato.jpg
 

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joseephuss;3432857 said:
There will be no way to stop Lady Gaga with that weapon.

Doomsday101;3432860 said:
That is why I'm not willing to give up my gun just yet. Never know when you may have to protect yourself from Lady Gaga. :D
:lmao:
 

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nyc;3433187 said:
I built a Spud gun about two years ago. I still have it and fire it in my backyard a few times a year.

Anyone else here made a spud gun? (Potato)

Here is a picture of the one I made. I love it when I fire it. It sounds like a giant canon just fired. BOOM!

potato.jpg

How does that contraption work??:laugh2:
 

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Should work well on Philly fans...

I'd contribute...
 

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nyc;3433187 said:
I built a Spud gun about two years ago. I still have it and fire it in my backyard a few times a year.

Anyone else here made a spud gun? (Potato)

Here is a picture of the one I made. I love it when I fire it. It sounds like a giant canon just fired. BOOM!

potato.jpg

There was a KID around 2001 that built himself a homemade flamethrower for less than $50. I won't post any ideas, but it was pretty dang ingenious using nothing that you couldn't get or order from Home Depot, minus the overpressure safety valve. He got the plans from someone else online, and had them posted along with a bunch of photos that he made into .gifs.

He built a second one bigger and badder than the first, could set stuff on fire from about 30 yards away. He had to "armor" the front of the thrower piece to keep from getting soft from the heat. Funny as heck seeing him wearing aluminum foil to keep from getting hot until someone suggested welding leather and face shield.

He met the ATF at one point, and that ended that. Anyway, homemade potato guns always remind me of that homemade flame thrower.
 

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CowboyFan74;3433331 said:
How does that contraption work??:laugh2:

The bottom has a screw off cap. The top is filed down into a sharp edge all the way around it for slicing the excess potato off so you get a tight seal. You get a potato that is larger than the barrel and you cram it down the barrel and use a stick cut to the correct length to push the potato all the way down, but not all the way into the combustion chamber.

Once the potato is in, you unscrew the bottom cap and spray a mist of something flammable for about two seconds into the larger chamber. I use hair spray. Then screw the cap back on it.

The trigger is the black and red piece hanging off of it. (it's a propane grill igniter for your barbecue grill) Point it at your target, and hit the igniter button and make mash potatos! I just fire it into the air. It fires that potato so high, I have yet to see one land! :laugh2:

Come to find out after I built it, these are considered firearms in some places and the same laws / rules govern them as your hand gun. (you can make one that uses air pressure rather than combustion) So if someone decides to make one, find out if they are legal to have in your area.

I bought everything from Home Depot for just under $50.
 

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If they can make it so those lasers fire underwater...I am ordering one and heading to the beach. I am going to mount them on sharks....no wait, I am going to mount them on dolphins and teach them and send them to the gulf to use the laser on the oil to burn it all up and then sell the well. Man alive I love America.
 

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nyc;3433476 said:
The bottom has a screw off cap. The top is filed down into a sharp edge all the way around it for slicing the excess potato off so you get a tight seal. You get a potato that is larger than the barrel and you cram it down the barrel and use a stick cut to the correct length to push the potato all the way down, but not all the way into the combustion chamber.

Once the potato is in, you unscrew the bottom cap and spray a mist of something flammable for about two seconds into the larger chamber. I use hair spray. Then screw the cap back on it.

The trigger is the black and red piece hanging off of it. (it's a propane grill igniter for your barbecue grill) Point it at your target, and hit the igniter button and make mash potatos! I just fire it into the air. It fires that potato so high, I have yet to see one land! :laugh2:

Come to find out after I built it, these are considered firearms in some places and the same laws / rules govern them as your hand gun. (you can make one that uses air pressure rather than combustion) So if someone decides to make one, find out if they are legal to have in your area.

I bought everything from Home Depot for just under $50.

You should use something like AXE. Smells a little better but doesn't leave that nasty residue that hair spray does.

We used Right Guard and got a pretty good pop with it.
 
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