Time travel trip to recruit some Neanderthals

[Reverend Conehead]

When I'm done, the Cowboys will have the most ferocious and powerful D-line in NFL history. I've realized that Neanderthals were wider-framed, stockier, and stronger than modern humans. They had 40% more leg strength than we do!

You know I've faced numerous misadventures when I've time traveled. It's a dangerous thing to do. However, I love my team. Imagine if I succeed in bringing back some of the humans with the most brute strength of any human ever. I'll be sure to bring back some mammoths to feed them.

My time machine is all fixed up, and I know I can travel in time with no interference from a certain snotty, crooked, and privileged actress in Hollywood. Ha ha ha! She's too overwhelmed with other things to mess with me now.

Soon we'll have the Doomsday Defense, Neanderthal version. All season long, we'll watch them collapsing and destroying O-lines, sending quarterbacks running for their lives. I feel great about this mission. Wish me luck.

 

[NorthoftheRedRiver]

We'd over-pay them and they'd turn into marshmellows.

 

[DallasEast]

When I'm done, the Cowboys will have the most ferocious and powerful D-line in NFL history. I've realized that Neanderthals were wider-framed, stockier, and stronger than modern humans. They had 40% more leg strength than we do!

You know I've faced numerous misadventures when I've time traveled. It's a dangerous thing to do. However, I love my team. Imagine if I succeed in bringing back some of the humans with the most brute strength of any human ever. I'll be sure to bring back some mammoths to feed them.

My time machine is all fixed up, and I know I can travel in time with no interference from a certain snotty, crooked, and privileged actress in Hollywood. Ha ha ha! She's too overwhelmed with other things to mess with me now.

Soon we'll have the Doomsday Defense, Neanderthal version. All season long, we'll watch them collapsing and destroying O-lines, sending quarterbacks running for their lives. I feel great about this mission. Wish me luck.

If you happen to bump into a Cro-Magnon hanging with the Neanderthals and he introduces himself as Vandal Savage...



Run.

 

[nobody]

We'd over-pay them and they'd turn into marshmellows.

And start making Geico commercials.

 

[dsturgeon]

If you happen to bump into a Cro-Magnon hanging with the Neanderthals and he introduces himself as Vandal Savage...



Run.

But, if you bump into one after digging a pool in encino, you can take him to high school with you, and he will make you popular

 

[Them]

When I'm done, the Cowboys will have the most ferocious and powerful D-line in NFL history. I've realized that Neanderthals were wider-framed, stockier, and stronger than modern humans. They had 40% more leg strength than we do!

You know I've faced numerous misadventures when I've time traveled. It's a dangerous thing to do. However, I love my team. Imagine if I succeed in bringing back some of the humans with the most brute strength of any human ever. I'll be sure to bring back some mammoths to feed them.

My time machine is all fixed up, and I know I can travel in time with no interference from a certain snotty, crooked, and privileged actress in Hollywood. Ha ha ha! She's too overwhelmed with other things to mess with me now.

Soon we'll have the Doomsday Defense, Neanderthal version. All season long, we'll watch them collapsing and destroying O-lines, sending quarterbacks running for their lives. I feel great about this mission. Wish me luck.

....
But the Jones are sure to screw up the contracts , and send the Neanderthals fleeing to Philly!!!...

 

[CouchCoach]

Make your first stop Philadelphia.