Trolling the Nation: Cowboys vs Seahawks

[WoodysGirl]

I was waiting on somebody else to post it... Y'all slipping around here.

 

[Praxit]

..we're to drunk from the win...

 

[GoCowboysGo]

This is what I’ve been waiting for!! Thanks

 

[gimmesix]

They really didn't like their offensive coordinator choosing not to block our best pass rusher for some reason. Personally, I liked that a lot.

 

[Xelda]

I was waiting on somebody else to post it... Y'all slipping around here.

That was satisfying.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Third Quarter​
Seahawks	Hey guys, we HAVE THE LEAD AT THE HALF!
MooseHawk | 22:06 EDT
Seahawks	We need a soul-sucking, 18-play, 10-minute drive for a TD.
dt dt | 22:07 EDT
Eagles	McCarthy ended the sideline interview early so he could get back to eating crayons.
Revenge of Weapon X | 22:09 EDT
Seahawks	Kinda fun to watch a game where there's a 50% chance the penalty is NOT on us.
OldPeculiar | 22:12 EDT
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Seahawks	There we go Geno!!!!!!!!!
PLeeM | 22:15 EDT
Seahawks	BOOOOOOOM!!!!
scrumbag | 22:15 EDT
Seahawks	DO YOU ALL BELIEVE NOW??
IWentToJared | 22:15 EDT
NO NOT EVEN CLOSE, BUT I'M HAVING FUN ANYWAY.
OldPeculiar | 22:15 EDT

HAHAHA

 

[JD_KaPow]

That was a good one. Hawks fans bring the funny.

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Dak's "here we go" sounds like me getting my kids to school in the morning. "Get your shoes on!!! HEEEREEE WEEE GOOOOO."

jose luis | 21:22 EDT

Seems like that would be easy to jump.

Cad | 21:23 EDT

They sack me constantly.

Kinda fun to watch a game where there's a 50% chance the penalty is NOT on us.

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You guys. The real reason we are winning is because I accidentally put on non-matching socks today. These babies are staying on until February.

IWentToJared | 22:17 EDT

Staple them to your legs.

neutronium | 22:17 EDT

Super glue. Staples can be pulled out.

 

[ScipioCowboy]

Fans are the same everywhere.

 

[Fmart322]

This one should be good because it was a very close game that really could have gone either way. A real roller coaster ride for both teams.

 

[vicjagger]

I was waiting on somebody else to post it... Y'all slipping around here.

Thanks for posting this! I love these.

 

[Eddie]

I still think Prevent D's need to be banned.

 

[Cowboys5217]

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Seahawks	All this football is getting in the way of the yellow flag show.
OldPeculiar | 21:44 EDT

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Lions	Both of these teams should just incorporate yellow into their uniform colors... The flags, the flags.
Braamer | 22:21 EDT

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Seahawks	You get a flag! And you get a flag!
singingintherain | 22:24 EDT
Seahawks	Theres been more dirty laundry in this game than in my son's room.
DadBodTod | 22:24 EDT
Seahawks	It's like the refs saw Dallas and Seattle were the highest penalized teams in the league, and said "Hold my beer".
noelahg | 22:25 EDT

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49ers	The conspiracy theorist in me thinks these refs were told by Amazon to throw a ton of flags to extend the game run time.
Djo719 | 22:28 EDT
Jets	Biggest ref show I’ve ever seen.
DMAC17 | 22:29 EDT

Seahawks	Time to play defense with your hands behind your backs so you dont get called for anything.
spinerush | 22:34 EDT
"Chinning, defense. Automatic first down."
EmonOkari | 22:36 EDT
49ers	I went to grab a beer at the commercial break and got flagged.
HolyRomanEmpire | 22:35 EDT
Illegal movement to the fridge!
Derekjallen | 22:36 EDT
Well he did leave his couch cushions uncovered, so illegal formation!
no_such_thing_as_nothing | 22:37 EDT
Its true, I didn't report to the ref as an eligible drinker.
HolyRomanEmpire | 22:38 EDT
Lions	So far 17 penalties for 217 yards. This what is known as flag football?
57lion | 22:36 EDT

 

[SlammedZero]

I love these so much! lol

 

[CowboyStar88]

The only funny part of this trolling the nation was the fridge and beer comments. Gold.

 

[G2]

"Find someone that loves you as much as Dallas loves jumping every single snap."

 

[catiii]

This one should be good because it was a very close game that really could have gone either way. A real roller coaster ride for both teams.

Don't want to think how it could've changed things if the seahags hadn't missed their FG!!!!!!!

 

[G2]

"It's like the refs saw Dallas and Seattle were the highest penalized teams in the league, and said "Hold my beer"

 

[Clove]

I was waiting on somebody else to post it... Y'all slipping around here.

Thanks so much.

 

[Runwildboys]

The only funny part of this trolling the nation was the fridge and beer comments. Gold.

I don't know, I thought this was hilarious:

Dak's "here we go" sounds like me getting my kids to school in the morning. "Get your shoes on!!! HEEEREEE WEEE GOOOOO."

jose luis | 21:22 EDT

Seems like that would be easy to jump.

Cad | 21:23 EDT

They sack me constantly.

 

[FVSTONE]

This is what I’ve been waiting for!! Thanks

You've been waiting for? You mean the whole Cowboy Nation has been waiting for! Hopefully the Offense is leaving all of their game day tickets at the Will Call gate for the defense when they hook up next week against the Eagles.......................