Wedding Bells for Tony = Stupidity from Paparazzi Rags

[Hostile]

I did a quick Google search to see what was being said about Romeo's wedding day. Check out this gaffe in the first link to a rag that I saw.

It’s a good thing that the 31-year-old athlete reserved so much space for his nuptials, as even NFL coach Jerry Jones plans to attend what is shaping up to be a star-studded affair, despite the lockout.

The must read post by Jerry's haters for their information.


One of the other rags has photos of the tent where the nuptials will take place.

One of the best gags though comes from serious news site NBC. Check out this wisecrack.

Dallas Cowboys quarterback and scapegoat Tony Romo is taking advantage of all this unscheduled downtime to wed former sports reporter Candice Crawford, presumably in the belief that if he can’t get a Super Bowl ring, then a wedding ring is the next best thing. Twenty bucks says he fumbles her bra-strap at some point in the night.

Twenty bucks says the only bra strap Rob Sylvester ever fumbled was one he fondled in the lingerie department at Sears.

Finally, for those who just had to know, yes, Bobby Carpenter will be there.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

LOL!

Those were funny.

I don't let stupidity by the media get me to worked up. They're out there trying to be 'edgy' and 'cool' so they're going to do whatever they think the 'cool' kids would do.

 

[Hagman]

Finally, for those who just had to know, yes, Bobby Carpenter will be there.

Is he one of the bridesmaids?

 

[Primetime42]

Is he one of the bridesmaids?

ZING!

 

[BlueStar3398]

Twenty bucks says the only bra strap Rob Sylvester ever fumbled was one he fondled in the lingerie department at Sears.

:laugh2: Good one!

 

[speedkilz88]

Is he one of the bridesmaids?

I know who is catching the bouquet.

 

[PullMyFinger]

I keep reading that Candice is a former reporter, did she get canned? Is dating Tony a conflict of interest? Or did she quit to get married.

 

[SDCowboy]

I keep reading that Candice is a former reporter, did she get canned? Is dating Tony a conflict of interest? Or did she quit to get married.

She just married into probably near $100m. Why in the world would she work?

 

[Hostile]

I keep reading that Candice is a former reporter, did she get canned? Is dating Tony a conflict of interest? Or did she quit to get married.

Tony told her to spend all of her time planning the wedding of her dreams and that she did not ever have to work again if she did not want to.

 

[Gemini Dolly]

She was on the morning news a couple weeks ago and said she took time off for the wedding, but she didnt go to college for 5 years not to work. So it seems she plans to still do reporting, just not with CW33.

 

[Hostile]

She was on the morning news a couple weeks ago and said she took time off for the wedding, but she didnt go to college for 5 years not to work. So it seems she plans to still do reporting, just not with CW33.

Seeing as how the wedding started 5 minutes ago I'd say you decided not to crash it.

 

[WoodysGirl]

Seeing as how the wedding started 5 minutes ago I'd say you decided not to crash it.

That sux. I was really looking forward to the latest TMZ report.

 

[Gemini Dolly]

:laugh2:

My bail-man fell through.

 

[Nav22]

Finally, for those who just had to know, yes, Bobby Carpenter will be there.

Watch the first video in that link and skip to the :24 mark.

Listen closely: the reporter calls him Barbie Carpenter.

 

[Hostile]

Watch the first video in that link and skip to the :24 mark.

Listen closely: the reporter calls him Barbie Carpenter.

He sure did.

 

[LeonDixson]

Watch the first video in that link and skip to the :24 mark.

Listen closely: the reporter calls him Barbie Carpenter.

Hilarious.

 

[SDCowboy]

So is there any coverage of this or anything?

 

[dboy214]

i'm here guys! beautiful setting...thank God we got some great weather.

 

[SDCowboy]

i'm here guys! beautiful setting...thank God we got some great weather.

You got invited?

 

[Hostile]

i'm here guys! beautiful setting...thank God we got some great weather.

No you're not.