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Two Colorado men stand accused of multiple offenses after driving their dead friend's corpse to a pair of Denver nightspots and using his ATM card to buy themselves drinks, the Denver Post reported Thursday.

The men found their friend Jeffrey Jarrett unresponsive at his house late on Aug. 27, before loading him into Rubinson's car and taking him to a local bar and grill, where they drank on his tab.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/09/1...iends-corpse-on-boys-night-out/#ixzz1Y90i7n5n

 

[YosemiteSam]

All I can say is: Wow.

 

[tomson75]

I'm just not sure how to feel about this one....I wanna laugh, but that's just on a whole new level of absurdity. I hope they at least bought him a lap dance?

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[Hoofbite]

How man of those did they make?

Dude never decomposed at all, just looked as fresh as possible at all times.

 

[Payton34Smith22]

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[SaltwaterServr]

Their mugshots are sure ringers for a future "faces of meth" post.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

Their mugshots are sure ringers for a future "faces of meth" post.

I hate to speculate, but those may have been their friend's last wishes. On the other hand, have some common sense. Neither of these men look qualified enough to make medical determinations about death. And that's what should have taken place and certainly members of society know you don't do this.