When I was a kid...

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:lmao2:

Well that's one way to weed out the undesirables.
 

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Atomic Wedgies maybe but this....

If the kid in the link who popped the one kid to get operated on.....

Bye bye from school.
 

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It was tittie-twisters in my day. Hurt like heck, but to my knowledge no surgery was ever required afterward.
 

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I've seen my kids and their friends do "nut checks" on each other before. Not actually punching, just like a little backhanded slap.
 

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AmarilloCowboyFan;3422926 said:
I've seen my kids and their friends do "nut checks" on each other before. Not actually punching, just like a little backhanded slap.

I used to work with a mechanic that used to finger-flick you in the nuts and say 'take a bow'. Other times if he had a wrench he tap you with that. It was pretty funny overall, you just learned after a while to walk side ways past him.
 

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vta;3422931 said:
I used to work with a mechanic that used to finger-flick you in the nuts and say 'take a bow'. Other times if he had a wrench he tap you with that. It was pretty funny overall, you just learned after a while to walk side ways past him.
When I was a fireman there was an old guy in our department (and I mean really old) and he was a riot. One time he asked this junior firefighter why he wasn't a farmer like his Dad. The kid replied that he didn't own any land. Mr. Z gave him a rap in jewels with the back of his hand and said, "there's a couple of achers for ya."

I lost it.
 

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Hostile;3422935 said:
When I was a fireman there was an old guy in our department (and I mean really old) and he was a riot. One time he asked this junior firefighter why he wasn't a farmer like his Dad. The kid replied that he didn't own any land. Mr. Z gave him a rap in jewels with the back of his hand and said, "there's a couple of achers for ya."

I lost it.

:laugh2:
Nut-crack jokes are the funniest when it's someone else taking the hit.
 

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vta;3422941 said:
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Nut-crack jokes are the funniest when it's someone else taking the hit.
Up until he did that one, my favorite was always "what 2 countries are painful and fast?"

Blast in the nads.

"I rack and I ran."
 

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Hostile;3422944 said:
Up until he did that one, my favorite was always "what 2 countries are painful and fast?"

Blast in the nads.

"I rack and I ran."

:lmao2:

Reminds me of my cousins:
What is the capital of Thailand? BANG-KOK!
 
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