Who should I make voodoo dolls of this season?

[Reverend Conehead]

Too many voodoo dolls cause telekinetic overload, so you want to choose your dolls wisely. That means during the regular football season, I'll be making and using one voodoo doll per week. Do you think I should made a doll of the other team's quarterback or of its coach? Or someone else? I want the Cowboys to have their best season in decades, so I need to choose well. What do you think?

 

[cowboyec]

roger goodell...that spineless,hapless,no brain,no talent,gutless,empty-suited,cowboy hating swamp-hagg.

 

[cowboyec]

i'd also make a voodoo doll and write "injuries" on it...wouldn't that cancel them out?
any way...use your voo-doo magic to keep us healthy.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

i'd also make a voodoo doll and write "injuries" on it...wouldn't that cancel them out?
any way...use your voo-doo magic to keep us healthy.

That would have the opposite effect. Voodoo is a wicked skill. There is, however, a tribal dance I can do while dancing around a fire wearing a loin cloth that might protect against injuries. I just can't promise to post any pictures because I'm self conscious about my weight.

 

[Runwildboys]

Rowdy

 

[Xelda]

Too many voodoo dolls cause telekinetic overload, so you want to choose your dolls wisely. That means during the regular football season, I'll be making and using one voodoo doll per week. Do you think I should made a doll of the other team's quarterback or of its coach? Or someone else? I want the Cowboys to have their best season in decades, so I need to choose well. What do you think?

You only need one voodoo doll, a referee doll. Stab the crap out of him if any of those bass turds throw a flag on us.

 

[timb2]

Jerry Jones.

If he starts leaving the his press box during the game to get to the sideline,, STAB HIM IN THE FOOT!!

 

[catiii]

Is there a such thing as a good luck voodoo doll!? I need one o dem tings. Lots of issues all ready to go wrong at the same time. I won't be livin to see the next SB. Jerry gonna outlive me. I got some spell concoctions for good health to chase away dat voodoo hex on my health but might need something stronger.

 

[cowboyec]

aaron rodgers.

 

[nobody]

You should make one of you standing victoriously over one of Amber Heard.

 

[zrinkill]

Dak quarterback haters

 

[Cowpolk]

Too many voodoo dolls cause telekinetic overload, so you want to choose your dolls wisely. That means during the regular football season, I'll be making and using one voodoo doll per week. Do you think I should made a doll of the other team's quarterback or of its coach? Or someone else? I want the Cowboys to have their best season in decades, so I need to choose well. What do you think?

You could make a bobbing head voodoo doll. That way you just have to change the head every week.

 

[speedkilz88]

Tom Brady and see if it works.

 

[dsturgeon]

you say voodoo dolls, but i think you are playing with cabbage patch and barbie dolls