Woman marries herself

[Reverend Conehead]

She broke up with her boyfriend and decided to marry herself, complete with a ceremony in which she kisses herself in a mirror.

Wait ........ what? Does this mean if she goes out and has sex with someone, she's cheating on herself?

https://mediadrumworld.com/2021/02/24/woman-decided-to-marry-herself-after-breaking-up-boyfriend/

 

[CyberB0b]

I saw a lady who was in love with a 737. Hey, whatever floats your boat.

 

[Rockport]

She broke up with her boyfriend and decided to marry herself, complete with a ceremony in which she kisses herself in a mirror.

Wait ........ what? Does this mean if she goes out and has sex with someone, she's cheating on herself?

https://mediadrumworld.com/2021/02/24/woman-decided-to-marry-herself-after-breaking-up-boyfriend/

Lots of guys here married to themselves.

 

[CouchCoach]

I hope when she threw the bouquet, she ran and intercepted it.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I saw a lady who was in love with a 737. Hey, whatever floats your boat.

She lie in bed watching a movie with a 737 next to her? That must be one big bed.

 

[CyberB0b]

She lie in bed watching a movie with a 737 next to her? That must be one big bed.

 

[CouchCoach]

How would you like to be her lawyer when she wants a divorce?

 

[Xelda]

I hope when she threw the bouquet, she ran and intercepted it.

It was deemed not a catch. Of course family challenged it.

 

[Ranched]

Must be related.

 

[DallasEast]

Will this be the beginning of the end for dating sites like eHarmony? Will people now download the Match.com app, where it will ask you take a selfie, aaaaaand that's it?

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

It's been said that science is working on a way to create a kid using the eggs from two different woman. Can the same method be used to on two eggs from the same woman? In other words, can she get her self pregnant?

 

[cowboyec]

sooo....which one is right all the time?

 

[Turk]

sooo....which one is right all the time?

So who is she going to blame now?

 

[cowboyec]

So who is she going to blame now?

 

[cowboyec]

does she send herself to the dog house?

 

[JoeKing]

She broke up with her boyfriend and decided to marry herself, complete with a ceremony in which she kisses herself in a mirror.

Wait ........ what? Does this mean if she goes out and has sex with someone, she's cheating on herself?

https://mediadrumworld.com/2021/02/24/woman-decided-to-marry-herself-after-breaking-up-boyfriend/

It's not cheating if it is consensual.

 

[Runwildboys]

does she send herself to the dog house?

Does she complain about headaches twice a month now, or is she synced up with herself?

 

[Winonesoon]

I just spit out my evening tonic!

 

[Mountaineerfan]

Does she complain about headaches twice a month now, or is she synced up with herself?

Only twice?? Your doing well. The term I believe is attention _____.

 

[trickblue]

Welp... there goes her sex life...