I barely survived my latest time travel excursion

[Fredbeard]

If I could turn back time i would
Go back to the 80s and make mia sloan my girlfriend
Go back to the 2000s and relive my teens and early twenties and do it right this time.
Go back and fight in the revolutionary war

 

[Reverend Conehead]

If I could turn back time i would
Go back to the 80s and make mia sloan my girlfriend
Go back to the 2000s and relive my teens and early twenties and do it right this time.
Go back and fight in the revolutionary war

Dude, are you sure? The revolutionary war was brutal. And if you got wounded, the medical technology was primitive.

 

[JoeyBoy718]

Dude, are you sure? The revolutionary war was brutal. And if you got wounded, the medical technology was primitive.

You’re forgetting he would have a time machine.