Jerry on Wagons

[Zman5]

So Jerry and Barry are going to Cali to find more G-holes? Will they be circumcising more mosquitoes in their wagon?

 

[Flamma]

I wish I was as cerebral as Barry and Jerry. Such optimism. I can tell they are bottle half full kind of guys.

 

[jazzcat22]

The mastery of Led Zeppelin

 

[catiii]

I was thinking more like someone should put him in his super yacht and point him some place like New Zealand so we no longer have to hear this kind of crap.

Wealthy people like him can easily buy their way into NZ. The proletariat can't get in on a "normal" size yacht. He's exactly who they love, sadly.

 

[Bigtex67]

It's actually one of Jerry's more coherent metaphors.

Summarized: This team is going where it's going and will change along the way. Some who are with us now won't be there when we arrive. Some who aren't here now will join. It isn't going to change where we want to go. Get with it or get out.

Our new "Jerry Whisperer".... Good job with this one!

 

[Bigtex67]

Jerry needs to go in the wagon.

As in the wagon / cart in Monty Python's Holy Grail....."Bring out your dead....Bring out your dead"...."I don't want to go on the cart"...."Your not fooling anyone you know"......

 

[Bigtex67]

I was thinking more like someone should put him in his super yacht and point him some place like New Zealand so we no longer have to hear this kind of crap.

Bermuda Triangle?

 

[MyFairLady]

Way to go Jerruh. You the man.

 

[MRV52]

It called "Jerry Speak", it's an entirely new language.

 

[Reality]

When the analogy starts off mildly interesting and quickly devolves into a bad story about something else completely.

Well, unless Jerry's a wagon .. then it might make sense ..

 

[DandyDon52]

only the older fans know about the tv show wagon train!
And it sure isnt motivational to me lol, I wouldnt go on a wagon train with anyone who said that !
I would wait for the next wagon master and train.

 

[Kaiser]

I don't know, I read it twice. Someone translate?

 

[stilltheguru]

All I see is go Giants

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

Wagon Master = McCarthy, though I'd say he looks more like a chuckwagon cook.

Telling the wagons back East they're going to California = Telling the team they're going to the playoffs, even if they have to win 7 games to get it done.

Burning some wagons for firewood = Obviously he's equating foundational type players players like Collins and Smith to that of smoldering kindling. Nice touch Jerry. Let's hope Gregory doesn't misinterpret.

We'll lose a lot of you here that are listing to me = What?

People will be born on the way = Players and rookies who wouldn't start on any other team will be forced into action and furthermore into embarrassment on our way to 7 wins.

We'll float the Mississippi River with some of these wagons = We'll squeak out 7 wins and back our way into the playoffs with exactly the same players you see before you now.

I'm going to be there in California = He will be there, but instead of the wagon he'll be on a $250 million super yacht named Bravo Eugenia smelling salt air rather than horse poop.

I hope you're there with me = He truly does hope you're there, but you're pocket book must be included.

That's kind of our team = Yep

And we get to California = 7-9 wildcard birth and a first round bounce by the Chicago Bears.

 

[UncleOscar]

It's always 5 o'clock somewhere, eh?

 

[zrinkill]

The old drunk has lost it

 

[blueblood70]

Here's video of the interview segment:

yes losing players is given, they fall off the wagon and you add another in his place , next man up, keep pushing and end in a SB

i believe California ie Rams stadium is the SB site.. thats easy so whats the issue

 

[Montanalo]

I completely mis-read the title of the thread - I initially thought it said, "Jerry on the Wagon".

 

[Hennessy_King]

Arkansas education at its finest

 

[fansince68]

Tampa Fla is in WESTERN Florida. Jerry is so cryptic or senile.