Twitter: Dak’s Fishing Trip

Rockport

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I remember, back in the 70's, when there was one dentist in the entire town (Jerk'um Kirkem, who shot my dog in front of me) and the Sheriff was madly in love with my mom, along with the mayor- his name was Roy something.
The mayor was my babysitter after my father's head injury when I was 2.
I remember him taking me to get ice cream after pre-school.

My ma bartended at the Crab Inn and one other place to keep us afloat.
Blue Marlin? I think Blue Marlin.
Why would a dentist shoot your dog in front of you? I would start shooting back. Dogs are mans best friend. I’ll protect my dog to the end.
 

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I read pic #1 description and was about to say ah crap. Then I read the rest and LOLd pretty hard. Well done
 

Rockport

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Enhance!!!

Clearly a prosthetic foot just like Kerry Von Erich!

0-17 for sure

You’re posting a pic from a Twitter hack. Are you proud of yourself? There’s idiots here that will believe the picture. You should be banned.
 

America's Cowboy

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What were they fishing for?

Is it as good as Long John Silver’s ( I have elevated taste and this post is now a free fire zone ).


Cynoscion nebulosus, the spotted seatrout, also known as speckled trout, is a common estuarine fish found in the southern United States along coasts of Gulf of Mexico and the coastal Atlantic Ocean from Maryland to Florida. While most of these fish are caught on shallow, grassy flats, spotted seatrout reside in virtually any inshore waters, from the surf of outside islands to far up coastal rivers, where they often come for shelter during cold weather. Contrary to its name, the spotted seatrout is not a member of the trout family (Salmonidae), but of the drum family (Sciaenidae). It is popular for commercial and especially recreational fishing in coastal waters of the southeastern United States. Adults reach 19-32 inches in length and 3-15 pounds in weight.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynoscion_nebulosus

Once you get your trout home, there are two things you’re going to want to do: turn on the TV and check your email. But hold on, cowboy- that stuff can wait. It’s time to clean and cook this fish, because you’re going to love how it tastes.

Speckled trout are very good to eat, and have a moderate-flaky, white meat. It is softer than other inshore fish, so it is important to not overcook it or it will become very mushy. Also because of its texture, trout is best fried or broiled, and does not freeze as well as other fish. They are easy to clean, and can be dressed whole like a freshwater trout, or filleted.

https://portcitydaily.com/local-news/2017/09/21/bc-this-trout-has-been-lying-to-you/

 

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What a bum. Got paid and is slacking off!!!!

No kidding....Heard through the grapevine....he's going to be in Riggins, Idaho in a couple of weeks for the speed boat races. Dude literally has got paid....and has gone on vacation ever since. And this is why...I would have never paid him. He's gonna take camp cupcake to a whole new level of slack ***.
 

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When they don't achieve their goals for the season once again, this fishing jaunt will be looked back at as evidence of how these players are not serious about football. Just like Romo and Witten's trip to Cabo, some fans think of these incidents as things that should never happen. They aren't allowed to have their own lives or enjoy themselves and god forbid they develop an iota of comradery. :rolleyes:

I for one am glad to see the boys out having fun togeher.
 

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Hmmmm, at least his hat wasn't backwards, I suppose.
 
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