I really wish Dan Campbell had been the HC choice instead of McCarthy

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No I have no idea if Campbell will do any better than he did in Miami or if his time in NOLA will
make him better at X’s and O’s but he is probably going to be the most interesting coach the league has seen since Parcells. Gruden wore off after about a month when the public realized he’s better as an announcer than a head coach.

if you’re not going to win, at least be entertaining all year long. The Cowboys haven’t been entertaining in December since 2018.

 
No I have no idea if Campbell will do any better than he did in Miami or if his time in NOLA will
make him better at X’s and O’s but he is probably going to be the most interesting coach the league has seen since Parcells. Gruden wore off after about a month when the public realized he’s better as an announcer than a head coach.

if you’re not going to win, at least be entertaining all year long. The Cowboys haven’t been entertaining in December since 2018.


McCarthy has only been here a year during a pandemic with no mini-camps, no OTA's, shortened training camp and no preseason games.
 
*what was his old jersey ? #89?,,,BLAKE JARWIN gonna ECLIPSE the Cambellnator's career production output in 2/3rds the time*,,, ( I can't hardly wait till He starts coaching a cellar dweller leagues team,by gum)o_O
 
This guy has been binge watching too many The Walking Dead episodes during the pandemic.

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Does Campbell get massages while his team has it's final practice before a game?
 
Dan Campbell is an idiot only interested in exploiting an exotic animal.

It's pretty odd, but it is an improvement over Rod Marinelli HC time in Detroit. He brought a boulder into the lockeroom, which symbolized and supported his keep pounding the rock slogan.
 
Absolutely not.

The NFL is a thinking mans game for coaches these days and this rah rah guy is 100 percent dependent on his coordinators.

Hard pass.

I need a guy who has answers to problems and not a guy who just yells and says play hard.

McCarthy was the wrong hire though. Jerry gave him the good ole boy treatment though instead of making a splash for Meyer / Riley like he should've done.
 
The TE position has its share of eccentrics. TEs tend to share a certain toughness mentality. Won’t find many soft TEs.

I will predict he will not accept DBs making business decisions on the field. Then again, not like coaches have much choice. Bench a guy who can cover for a CB who can tackle and get torched in the air. Pick your poison.

I think it would be funnier if he got a pet bear. Might drive the Bear fans crazy. Could put a Ditka sweater on the pet lion though for added affect.

My money is on Gronk topping Campbell’s idea of a pet lion. 69% Chance Gronk can top it.

When I heard ‘pet lion’ I thought it was just a cooler way to say ‘pet cat.’ Campbell was going to name one of his draft picks his pet lion.

Goff did not know the sun rose in the East. Things could go very wrong when dumb athletes meet dangerous animals. Remember Jack Del Rio and his axe and the punter.

As I was typing Jack Del Rio’s name, the auto spell correction changed Del to Dak. I do have to admit Jack Dak Rio sounds like a cool name for a character.
 
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