Gorico Triple Platinum Cowboys Over Vikings

You should have went with the Quadruple or Quintuble platinum Guarantee ! I also think there is a more valuable metal than platinum now.
if your gonna Guarantee go all out!

Also this is a bad choice to Guarantee, Cowboys coming off a bye, dak bad leg, Minn had a bye too and won their last game and are
going to go all out to win this one at HOME !

Cowboys are fav by 2.5 points, not a platinum G by odds makers lol.
you should have waited for the denver or detroit games.

Dandy---probably all true...at times my decision making is clouded by emotions.....i just wanted us to punch Vikings in the mouth hard....but now that Vegas instantly moved line by over 4 pts direction of Vikings

means those who pay to get inside info truly believe Dak is not playing....so now the Plat is on serious shaky ground....can Cooper Rush have the game of his life?....come monday you may not see my account

anymore for several wanted me permanently banned for even making such a guarantee....so if we get whuuped....i may not have access to fanzone......if by chance this occurs....good knowing you and

all the happy times looking at your profile picture
 
Dear fellow fanzone freaks---- i hope Admin does not take down the Plat guarantee

but Vikings will lose against Cowboys.....Dak is fine....and Moore will scheme quick passes

and we will out rush Vikings with Zeke and Pollard....our defense will be schemed to take

superior advantage of Vikings weaker O line...Cousins wont be able to get accurate pre-snap

reads on us and not enough time to do post snap adjustments....our RB's and WR's and TE's

will expose Vikings defense with Dak at the healm
Mah man.

I'm going to listen to some screaming metal in your name and thrash to the Triple Plat!
 
Dandy---probably all true...at times my decision making is clouded by emotions.....i just wanted us to punch Vikings in the mouth hard....but now that Vegas instantly moved line by over 4 pts direction of Vikings

means those who pay to get inside info truly believe Dak is not playing....so now the Plat is on serious shaky ground....can Cooper Rush have the game of his life?....come monday you may not see my account

anymore for several wanted me permanently banned for even making such a guarantee....so if we get whuuped....i may not have access to fanzone......if by chance this occurs....good knowing you and

all the happy times looking at your profile picture
Keep doing your guarantees. You aren’t disrespectful to anyone and you do it for fun. Watching homers bash you for this is revealing, too. Guess they don’t have the same confidence in the team you do.
 
Mah man.

I'm going to listen to some screaming metal in your name and thrash to the Triple Plat!

Corsco----long time no see...or i have just been out of touch?......now the big issue is whether Dak plays or not?.....the triple Plat is on very shaky ground now....a few chatter demanded my immediate removal

from fanzone chat for making the Plat guarantee....that to be thoroughly accurate has not always crossed the finish line...so in the words of some very upset....GORICO it went straight in the toilet....i personally

dont gamble...but if i did i would Not bet against cowboys.....why else be a fan?.....which as you already are aware means "fanatic"...if nothing else....worst case scenario we see Cooper Rush behind 1st team

O Line and first team weapons...he is much better than Danucci but not as good as Dalton......so if we get whupped somehow....i could be on chopping block....Brain already said if this game goes south

remember Huckleberry Hound in cartoon "El Kabong"?.....i will be El Kabonged....regardless do not take one penny off your bet on that triple platinum....i expect to see the brinks truck being backed up

in your driveway come Monday
 
Corsco----long time no see...or i have just been out of touch?......now the big issue is whether Dak plays or not?.....the triple Plat is on very shaky ground now....a few chatter demanded my immediate removal

from fanzone chat for making the Plat guarantee....that to be thoroughly accurate has not always crossed the finish line...so in the words of some very upset....GORICO it went straight in the toilet....i personally

dont gamble...but if i did i would Not bet against cowboys.....why else be a fan?.....which as you already are aware means "fanatic"...if nothing else....worst case scenario we see Cooper Rush behind 1st team

O Line and first team weapons...he is much better than Danucci but not as good as Dalton......so if we get whupped somehow....i could be on chopping block....Brain already said if this game goes south

remember Huckleberry Hound in cartoon "El Kabong"?.....i will be El Kabonged....regardless do not take one penny off your bet on that triple platinum....i expect to see the brinks truck being backed up

in your driveway come Monday
You da man, big bubba. Keep doing what you do.
And me? I don't post as much nowadays. Probably for the better of the board.

And I loved El Kabong!
 
You da man, big bubba. Keep doing what you do.
And me? I don't post as much nowadays. Probably for the better of the board.

And I loved El Kabong!

Corso--- why you not post more?.....you are integral part to this zone and everone knows it
 
You promised there would be no more of these after so many triple platinum guarantee failures in the past.

Why do you hate the Cowboys?

D-Monkey---that was last year....no one was prepared for that fiasco....a triple Plat probably no Dak all sides against us.....smells like a winner to me>..imagine we win with Rush what that will do to our

confidence?
 
Keep doing your guarantees. You aren’t disrespectful to anyone and you do it for fun. Watching homers bash you for this is revealing, too. Guess they don’t have the same confidence in the team you do.

Not to mention, anyone who actually believes @GORICO's guarantees have anything to do with what happens is in serious need of therapy. :muttley:
 
The last time I responded to one of Gorico's guarantees the Cowboys won.

So you're all welcome. Enjoy 6-1 Sunday night.
 
Gorico, why don't you go all out and use all the precious substances? Give us an Octuple Palladium Gold Antimatter Rhodium Creme de La Mer Benitoite Soliris Tritium Serendibite Osmium Iridium Rhenium Factor VII Guarantee.
 
If Dak doesn’t play it is the fault of this thread plan and simple.
 

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