Confess Something You Would Not Admit To Your Friends

[shabazz]

I like turtles.

Teenage Mutant Ninja?

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

I catch myself singing this song if on the radio.

Funny story about a memory seared into my brain related to this song.

When I was ~20-21, my friend and I traveled to Europe. Obviously, being that young we were frugal and stayed at a hostel and other cheap accommodations while there. One night, we stayed at a college in London in a dorm room while the students were away. Still getting used to the time change I was awake I’m the morning at like at 2 AM. Restless, I wondered down into the dark and empty cafeteria and that song/video was blasting on the TVs that were hung high on the support columns throughout the room.

It was equal parts eerie, rattling, and hilarious at the same time.

 

[JoeKing]

Teenage Mutant Ninja?

All turtles

 

[nightrain]

Your Mom is hot.

 

[Runwildboys]

I like turtles.

The way most people like pets, or in a...different way?

 

[VaqueroTD]

A lot of these remind me of Bill Burr’s rants.

I can’t post them because they’re NSFW but highly recommend you YouTube Bill Burr and “want A Cookie?” And “Why Men Aren’t Sensitive.”

Great stuff!

 

[JoeKing]

The way most people like pets, or in a...different way?

I like watching them in the wild.