Video: Jerry interview at Senior Bowl

[Risen Star]

If you have 40 minutes, our architect speaketh. Enjoy.

 

[shabazz]

Thanks for the info, but I’d rather use that time to manscape me and the dog…….

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

I thought it was interesting when he said:

“To the eeer uhhh, let’s just call it emancipation of uhhh, time, or, uhhhhhh, if you will, clock management. I would say uhhhh, we could not be anymore uhhhhhh, satisfied with uhhhhh, Mike.”

 

[Cowpolk]

This thread will become entertaining

 

[links18]

I'd rather read 40 mins of ref conspiracy threads here than spend that time listening to Jerry mangle the English language.

 

[nate dizzle]

If you have 40 minutes, our architect speaketh. Enjoy.

How could you stomach 40 minutes of that...I'm gonna leave it to the capeless heroes in the comments to give me a summary.

 

[ShortRound]

Take a shot for everytime he says "Relative"

 

[CATCH17]

Take a shot for everytime he says "Relative"

I did it. Now what?

 

[NoFurtherQuestions]

Old fool

 

[LucaBrasi]

How could you stomach 40 minutes of that...I'm gonna leave it to the capeless heroes in the comments to give me a summary.

Summary: plenty of lip smacking in between incoherent ramblings

 

[TequilaCowboy]

They still play the Senior Bowl? LOL.... do they have enough players to make teams?

 

[rnr_honeybadger]

If you have 40 minutes, our architect speaketh. Enjoy.

Sorry I can't watch this dude, he speaks double Dutch laced with cheap moonshine

 

[Typhus]

I thought it was interesting when he said:

“To the eeer uhhh, let’s just call it emancipation of uhhh, time, or, uhhhhhh, if you will, clock management. I would say uhhhh, we could not be anymore uhhhhhh, satisfied with uhhhhh, Mike.”

Its like watching a programmed robot that is stuck in repeat mode or in Jerrys specific case , replay mode.

 

[Avery]

I watched this while on the treadmill for an hour. When the video was finally over and I snapped back to reality, a thought occurred to me:

I have absolutely no clue what he said, it was that scattered. It was like being a witness to a trainwreck but you were too busy watching a couple dogs go it at in the woods.

 

[unionjack8]

Any summary?
I guess he said nothing important

 

[rnr_honeybadger]

I watched this while on the treadmill for an hour. When the video was finally over and I snapped back to reality, a thought occurred to me:

I have absolutely no clue what he said, it was that scattered. It was like being a witness to a trainwreck but you were too busy watching a couple dogs go it at in the woods.

He opens his mouth and it's like the inception movie where you get sucked into a dream like state and at the end you don't know what was said.

 

[fivetwos]

Seriously....at what point are the kids going to take the mic away from this guy?

There's a reason people don't work when they are 80.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Thanks for the info, but I’d rather use that time to manscape me and the dog…….

Videos videos videos

 

[KJJ]

I'd rather read 40 mins of ref conspiracy threads here than spend that time listening to Jerry mangle the English language.

Every year he ages he becomes more boring to listen to. Nothing but ums, uhs and lip smacks. The girl who’s interviewing him is barely understandable during press conferences, especially when they were virtual. She’s got the voice of a nine-year-old. She runs her words together, it sounds like baby talk.

 

[Risen Star]

"If we could have adjusted on offense we'd be playing in the Super Bowl."