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[Risen Star]

I wonder if she has any potential in scouting?

 

[pacy]

A 26 year congressional aid has sued Jerry Jones alleging he is her biological father.

I guess he found out about this during the combine.

 

[Miller]

Can she play WR or kick?

 

[StylisticS]

Sounds horrific, Jerry should be forced to sell the team

I second this motion. Who else agrees?

 

[Vtwin]

Is she a Commanders fan?

 

[ThatJerryKid]

Everybody that owes me an apology please like this post. Thanks in advance.

 

[CowboyChris]

I wonder if she has any potential in scouting?

maybe she is an accountant and can manage our salary cap

 

[cowboyec]

He's not losing ownership over that.

not even worth a twitter thread.

 

[JustChip]

So basically I waited this long to learn Jerry bags the chicks.

You could’ve just read the book about the 90’s teams, Boys Will Be Boys. According to that author, Jerry’s plane was his shag wagon. Timing is about right for one of them to be the mother.

 

[Mannix]

So Booger has got off scot free for 26 years, while we've suffered.

 

[Mr_437]

A Jerry love child haha

 

[Reality]

And how many years has it been since the Cowboys won a Super Bowl?

Hmmmmmmm ....

 

[Mannix]

A Jerry love child haha

Seriously....poor Gene....she seems like a nice woman.

 

[Risen Star]

And how many years has it been since the Cowboys won a Super Bowl?

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[Mannix]

And how many years has it been since the Cowboys won a Super Bowl?

^^^^^^^^^^^^
A little late

 

[Risen Star]

Jerry paid hush money.

Cmon, Goodell. This can't be allowed.

 

[MarcusRock]

And how many years has it been since the Cowboys won a Super Bowl?

Hmmmmmmm ....

So basically, Jerry went out with Michael, Troy, and Emmitt to "celebrate" the last Super Bowl victory. Hope Neil O'Donnell was in attendance too. He's an honorary Cowboy.

 

[Cowpolk]

Was flawless.

Was happy to see that hope he can do it for 26 years

 

[Risen Star]

At the very least this is a lot of stress on a near 80 year old man.

(Cowboys!)

 

[ThatJerryKid]

I hope you guys are listening to Sturm’s show.