The PJG Awards Banquet!

[ESisback]

I believe ES has the final say on bestowing titles, but we can make suggestions. I vote for Officer of Excessively Deep Posts/Graphics.

I went to The Department of Redundancy Department to inquire about the best bestower of titles, but they sent me to the Office of The Deeply Excessive Posts, who referred me to the highly questionable President of Namecalling. We got into a shouting match, so I left, reporting to the Disgruntled Poster Society. Still not any closer to answering a question I’ve since forgotten, so I’m now relaxing at The Poster Lounge of Distilled Spirits.

 

[ESisback]

They offered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ain’t this fun? Beats the crap out of “Dak Sucks”!

 

[ESisback]

Wasn't wasted. The strippers appreciated it!!!!!

Strippers?!? Atta boy!

 

[kskboys]

I went to The Department of Redundancy Department to inquire about the best bestower of titles, but they sent me to the Office of The Deeply Excessive Posts, who referred me to the highly questionable President of Namecalling. We got into a shouting match, so I left, reporting to the Disgruntled Poster Society. Still not any closer to answering a question I’ve since forgotten, so I’m now relaxing at The Poster Lounge of Distilled Spirits.

I once caught a fly w/ my toes.

 

[ESisback]

I once caught a fly w/ my toes.

stay on topic, you outlaw!

 

[kskboys]

How do I love peas. Let me count the ways.

 

[kskboys]

I never saw a purple cow but I sure hope to see one.
But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather P than get P'd on.

 

[nobody]

 

[Cowpolk]

I once caught a fly w/ my toes.

Did you eat it

 

[kskboys]

Did you eat it

Tried, couldn't reach!!!!!

 

[ESisback]

Atta boy!

 

[ESisback]

Where’s Streetwise? Need a good bacon story! Or maybe Gipper can retell the tale of the stump…

 

[Runwildboys]

I once caught a fly w/ my toes.

Doesn't count if it died as soon as it landed.

 

[CouchCoach]

I once caught a fly w/ my toes.

Not much of a feat walking around barefooted in sheep poo all day.

I once gave mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a fly and it tickled.....said the fly.

 

[kskboys]

Doesn't count if it died as soon as it landed.

It almost lasted a 3 count.

 

[DallasEast]

The bacon weave taco. It's a taco. And bacon. Vegans prefer them 2-to-1 over regular tacos. And bacon.