Twitter: Cowboys to host "Major business announcement press conference" Wednesday

[conner01]

Whatever it is it will undoubtedly be something that makes Jerry more money.

That is the safest bet ever lol

 

[Captain-Crash]

gene is expanding her line of baggy butt jeans for older women to 3XXX?

 

[Ranching]

Any guesses?

@Reality is holding back! It'll be CowboysZone Stadium!

 

[Ranching]

Gonna be something none of us care about. Something with a sponsor for the team probably.

We may not care, but many on here will criticize anyway

 

[Ranching]

gene is expanding her line of baggy butt jeans for older women to 3XXX?

Do they make them for men, with an elastic waistband.....asking for a friend.

 

[Sheepherder]

I would freaking do back flips all the way to Dallas from Ohio if Jerry sells the team!

Yes,

They found a good curtain designer for the sky lights?

Didn't you hear what Jerry said. He said he had alot more things to worry about tinting the windows.

 

[Captain-Crash]

Do they make them for men, with an elastic waistband.....asking for a friend.

heck yeah. they are unisex jeans, for the man/woman.

 

[Cowpolk]

OMG. A defacto move.

He is also going to make himself the highest paid HC in the history of the NFL

 

[805BoysInBlue]

Theyre announcing they're gonna be selling cap boy merchandise

 

[jnday]

One thing is for certain, it won’t be anything to do with fielding a better team this coming season.

 

[Captain-Crash]

and dak dolls for the obsessed dak lovers. they are real-life-size, just for the head groupies." be the first adult on your block with your dak doll"

 

[Cowpolk]

Do they make them for men, with an elastic waistband.....asking for a friend.

If I were not nekkit I would be wearing mine right now

 

[ghst187]

New GM will be a pet rock. Equally competent and takes the vet min salary

 

[Ranching]

and dak dolls for the obsessed dak lovers. they are real-life-size, just for the head groupies." be the first adult on your block with your dak doll"

Dak voodoo dolls by Pappy and Captain Crunch! Lol

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

It's likely Mr. Pibb is sponsoring the brand.

 

[Ranching]

Rowdy is out!!! Please!

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

New GM will be a pet rock. Equally competent and takes the vet min salary

So, Jason Garrett then?

 

[Ranching]

So, Jason Garrett then?

Garrett Sucks!!! Damn that felt good! Lol

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Garrett Sucks!!! Damn that felt good! Lol

Yes it does haha.

 

[Coogiguy03]

Any guesses?

BREAKING NEWS: IT'S GOING TO BE ABOUT MONEY!! We all know what it's about, honestly nobody cares, tired of all the glitz and glamour that comes with this team. Maybe we can focus on winning, and stop going off the success of our OLD Superbowl rings!!