Twitter: Cowboys to host "Major business announcement press conference" Wednesday

[ShortRound]

Any guesses?

 

[Carson]

In reality

Nobody cares outside of the front office. Always trying to sell something

 

[Rack]

He's selling the team to someone competent.

 

[ChuckA1]

Malik Turner t-shirts no longer available

 

[pacy]

Stephen takes over. If that is any better.

 

[sunalsorises]

The stadium is getting a new name or someone is sponsoring the cheerleaders.

 

[acr731]

Jerry is going to announce to the world that they need to shut the hell. The GM role will have to be pried from his cold dead hands before he gives it up.

Other than that he might announce an increase in parking prices to help pay for Dak's stupid contract.

 

[Zordon]

Live look at the hoards of zombies in our fanbase fighting to get line to buy whatever these hicks are selling.

 

[Bowdown27]

Gonna be something none of us care about. Something with a sponsor for the team probably.

 

[RS12]

Spaulding new VP of player personnel. We are set for decades.

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

Bringing on Whataburger as a new sponsor and Whataburger running a month long Cowboy Burger featuring a junior patty on white bread with just a touch of BBQ sauce.

 

[fivetwos]

Yeah it's BS to keep the team in the news.

Pathetic and embarrassing.

I'll wait to see what this actually IS but what could it possibly be??

Jerry quitting? Stephen getting another title?

 

[Motorola]

Any guesses?

Going against the cynical (= actual things) that could happen.

Jerry cedes significant control on some levels-
Will MCclay - GM
Charlotte - assumes an equal decision-making position re football operations = Stephen

 

[Motorola]

Jerry is going to announce to the world that they need to shut the hell. The GM role will have to be pried from his cold dead hands before he gives it up.

Other than that he might announce an increase in parking prices to help pay for Dak's stupid contract.

We all knew that since '89.

 

[CowboyChris]

maybe they found a tint glass company to shade the sunlight

 

[fivetwos]

Guess.......

Jerry will announce he has five other illegitimate children and they all have lifetime jobs, so no need to worry when HE retires 30 years from now.

Wonderful.

 

[J12B]

The team will play 1 game a season on his yacht.

 

[kiheikiwi]

Talk about bad timing - to Cowboy fans.
It will be some financial deal or new facility in Dallas, that will make Jerry a few more million.
And mean while, all we care about is how the hell are they going to make this team better - cause they sure as hell haven't yet !
Rant off.

 

[America's Cowboy]

Jerry is going to announce to the world that they need to shut the hell. The GM role will have to be pried from his cold dead hands before he gives it up.

Other than that he might announce an increase in parking prices to help pay for Dak's stupid contract.

Dak was overpaid, and it is affecting the team. Sadly, many top QBs are getting overpaid nowadays. I wonder if the NFL would do anything to curb such overspending on 1 single position?

 

[Teague31]

Little Enos is getting a boost in his allowance given all the money he refuses to spend on the team.