Dear men of the flatlands, for one offseason let go of the Super Bowl fantasy

GimmeTheBall!

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Yes lads, die-hards of the Cowboys, here's my petition. Do some of you handsome, bland men have the ability to separate blind faith from reality?

The Joneses won't hold the Lombardini Trophy in 2023 in Glendale.
The Boys will be a respectable 9-8 and swagger off the 1-and-out field next season with quotes of "Having to do better as a team."
Blimey! I have been there done that.

Do this instead for one year, me uncultured huddled masses:

Enjoy each game. But
*Look upon personnel moves as future coin. Look for the next JAG who can be converted to the greater good.
*Let us invest another No. 24 pick and a 48th pick and reload the O line -- not for a fantasy Super Bowl appearance in 2023, mates, but for the future.
*Don't live and die by each game. It. Is. A. Game.
*For the future, keep the Mighty Quinn and lose the Peter-Panish offencive coordinator.
*Stack those comp picks and bundle them off to a smart team for personnel o' value.
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In conclusion, beloved playmates, let us have the fun of playing and not just for the sake of winning.

It is safe to say, in the reality of NFL personnel and coaching, tha a Super Bowl is not in the cards for us next season.
Happy National DNA day.
 

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Yes lads, die-hards of the Cowboys, here's my petition. Do some of you handsome, bland men have the ability to separate blind faith from reality?

The Joneses won't hold the Lombardini Trophy in 2023 in Glendale.
The Boys will be a respectable 9-8 and swagger off the 1-and-out field next season with quotes of "Having to do better as a team."
Blimey! I have been there done that.

Do this instead for one year, me uncultured huddled masses:

Enjoy each game. But
*Look upon personnel moves as future coin. Look for the next JAG who can be converted to the greater good.
*Let us invest another No. 24 pick and a 48th pick and reload the O line -- not for a fantasy Super Bowl appearance in 2023, mates, but for the future.
*Don't live and die by each game. It. Is. A. Game.
*For the future, keep the Mighty Quinn and lose the Peter-Panish offencive coordinator.
*Stack those comp picks and bundle them off to a smart team for personnel o' value.
https://encrypted-tbn0.***NOT-ALLOWED***/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVWEN5AVmOdS_YLAQXmSDZd5ShFzK03_s8lw&usqp=CAUAlright!
In conclusion, beloved playmates, let us have the fun of playing and not just for the sake of winning.

It is safe to say, in the reality of NFL personnel and coaching, tha a Super Bowl is not in the cards for us next season.
Happy National DNA day.
Ho fantasy here.
This team is not getting a sniff of the Super Bowl.
 

TequilaCowboy

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I think we are all kind of used to this idea by now. If not, then you really are a glutton for punishment. I see their games as entertainment only. No wagering, no fantasizing, no illusions of grandeur, and no chance for the big bowl. They really are funny when you see them in that manner. Keystone Cops material.
 

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I think we are all kind of used to this idea by now. If not, then you really are a glutton for punishment. I see their games as entertainment only. No wagering, no fantasizing, no illusions of grandeur, and no chance for the big bowl. They really are funny when you see them in that manner. Keystone Cops material.

But there us real talent on this Cowboys team! But coachIng and leadership are missing.
 

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:laugh:I don't live in no stinkin flatland and what is this superbowl you speak of?
 
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GimmeTheBall!

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:laugh:I don't live in no stinkin flatland and what is this superbowl you speak of?

This Super Bowl is a wonderland of talent, great coaching and nachos.
Legend has it that we, the Cowboys and the fans, won Super Bowls in the mid-1990s.
 

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Our C'boys fans hoping for a Super Bowl this year are faithful souls.
Bless you for your unending faith and may you be rewarded. :grin:

We'll really need to ask the Prime Maker of All Miracles to assist us.
 
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What’s the real purpose of this thread? Why would a real Cowboy fan care if a stranger hoped for the best?
 
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