Defense is not ahead of the offense

[ESisback]

Though I try… I just can’t take the OP seriously.

Bad takes is an understatement. Willful ignorance is closer to the target.

I tell fart jokes, which my wife calls willful ignorance. I call it being a dumb hick.

 

[Cowpolk]

I tell fart jokes, which my wife calls willful ignorance. I call it being a dumb hick.

Old fart fart jokes are the best fart jokes

 

[AsthmaField]

I tell fart jokes, which my wife calls willful ignorance. I call it being a dumb hick.

 

[Runwildboys]

Old fart fart jokes are the best fart jokes

But old farts are the worst farts...and the defense definitely seems to be ahead of the offense.

 

[charron]

With the way practice rules are and all the precautions...offense is heavily favored.

 

[ESisback]

Old fart fart jokes are the best fart jokes

Bless you Gipper! Always make me laugh!

 

[ESisback]

God bless us old farts

 

[Cboyfan4ever]

Did Parsons play in that game, the Broncos, Patriots, Vikings etc where they allowed 100+ yards rushing easily.

Is he the only one who plays defense?

 

[ESisback]

But old farts are the worst farts...and the defense definitely seems to be ahead of the offense.

Took a dump at 3am one time, and despite being extremely quiet, it was so bad it got the wife outta bed. She lit five scented candles, used a quarter can of Lysol, and stayed up for 90 minutes drinking herbal tea. Good times.

Ever make chili with bear meat?

 

[AsthmaField]

Took a dump at 3am one time, and despite being extremely quiet, it was so bad it got the wife outta bed. She lit five scented candles, used a quarter can of Lysol, and stayed up for 90 minutes drinking herbal tea. Good times.

Ever make chili with bear meat?

I would say that a football message board is no place for this… but I think you found the perfect thread to put it in.

 

[Runwildboys]

Took a dump at 3am one time, and despite being extremely quiet, it was so bad it got the wife outta bed. She lit five scented candles, used a quarter can of Lysol, and stayed up for 90 minutes drinking herbal tea. Good times.

Ever make chili with bear meat?

All that, when a wooden match would have done the trick.

 

[ESisback]

All that, when a wooden match would have done the trick.

What kind of wooden matches are you buying?

 

[Dak_Attack_09]

LOL.

Do you know how many sacks Bradley Anae had?

Do you know how many yards and touchdowns CD Lamb had last year?

Blaming Parsons for the niners loss is almost as dumb as saying Anae is the next Lawrence Taylor.

God forbid anyone says anything about the guy who wants to eat the cake though. LOL.

Amari had more TDs with less receptions.

 

[Dak_Attack_09]

Go check the stats and you will find your answer

I did and it’s over 100 yards 4.0 YPC or better

 

[ESisback]

THIS is what this forum should be! Friends laughing at our shared human-ness!

 

[Dak_Attack_09]

Is he the only one who plays defense?

People claim he carries the defense by himself so yeah.

 

[Dak_Attack_09]

I would say that a football message board is no place for this… but I think you found the perfect thread to put it in.

 

[noshame]

Season begins 9/1

 

[Dak_Attack_09]

All that, when a wooden match would have done the trick.

just like this defense

 

[Cboyfan4ever]

People claim he carries the defense by himself so yeah.

Wow, that is all.