News: Tom Brady & Gisele in "epic" fight; she's left the family compound

[tyke1doe]

Saw that. They will kiss and make up. Or she is seeing Elliot. And he will be suspended again..

 

[tyke1doe]

Just add one more thing to the list that you can't figure out.

Two posts in and this thread is already funny.

 

[tyke1doe]

We should change one of our defensive audible calls to Gisele.

Three posts in.

 

[USArmyVet]

Tom Brady And Gisele Are Reportedly In An 'Epic Fight' And She's Left the Family Compound

Mehera Bonner
September 2, 2022, 2:00 pm

Photo credit: Steve Granitz - Getty Images

Some celebrity relationship drama heading into the weekend: Page Six is out here reporting that Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen are in the middle of an "epic fight" about his decision to "un-retire" from the NFL, and they're reporting that she's left the family compound in Tampa for a trip to Costa Rica.

“Tom and Gisele are in a fight right now,” one source told the outfit, while another added “There’s been trouble in the marriage over his decision to un-retire. Gisele has always been the one with the kids. They had agreed he would retire to focus on the family, then he changed his mind.” Meanwhile, a third anon source claimed the couple have a "fiery relationship" and that "Gisele is a bit hot-headed."

One of Page Six's fleet of sources also notes that after Tom un-retired, Gisele also went back to work. “It’s almost like Gisele was like, ‘Well, if you’re going to keep playing, so will I," the source said. "She’s resentful that Tom is still the football superstar.”

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/tom-brady-gisele-reportedly-epic-190000186.html

Hey, this might actually work in the Cowboys favor come Week 1's match-up on opening night at the Cowboys next Sunday night!

What a player does on the field is one thing and when they get in trouble off the field is another but to use what apparently is a fracturing of the family dynamic to hope it impacts Brady's play against the Cowboys is just crossing a boundary and is pretty sad and desperate.

 

[Montanalo]

I guess the thinking is that he may be distracted when we play against him.

Distracted? He'll probably complete 20 out of 30 passes for 300 yards and two TD's, but he'll throw 2 int.. got him right where we want him.

 

[Hardline]

until he doesn’t. Then you’ll be here looking foolish with a mouth full of crow talking about “I’m glad I was wrong” or some other nonsense like that

you're 100% correct. I will be saying that if the Cowboys win.

 

[CouchCoach]

What makes a fight epic?

I'd say Amber Heard is way out in front and after pooping in Depp's bed, flat out owns epic!

TB12, Tom's Bed a 1 and a 2.

 

[glimmerman]

What makes a fight epic?

I'd say Amber Heard is way out in front and after pooping in Depp's bed, flat out owns epic!

TB12, Tom's Bed a 1 and a 2.

Pooping in the bed is just evil. She is vicious.

 

[starfan1]

What makes a fight epic?

I'd say Amber Heard is way out in front and after pooping in Depp's bed, flat out owns epic!

TB12, Tom's Bed a 1 and a 2.

Ya amber puts a whole new spin on crapping the bed

 

[CouchCoach]

Pooping in the bed is just evil. She is vicious.

But creative because I'd never heard of anyone doing that before. I would like to know the list she ran through mentally before deciding on that.

 

[Runwildboys]

But creative because I'd never heard of anyone doing that before. I would like to know the list she ran through mentally before deciding on that.

She's got some good balance, for someone so unbalanced.

 

[DogFace]

I don't care.
Brady still beats us on opening day.

I just don’t understand the poor us crybaby (I guess you call it realism or whatever) mentality as a fan of a team.

Imagine a group of fans at the game solemnly chanting “we’re going to lose” with a single tear in each eye.
Seems odd and weak to me…

We will win the game. Put it in 3 inch headlines.

 

[glimmerman]

But creative because I'd never heard of anyone doing that before. I would like to know the list she ran through mentally before deciding on that.

What can I do to really piss him off. Hmmm o yeah he has those expensive high thread count sheets.. I will drop a steamer right in his side.

I do wonder if she made the bed after so he would get ready to crash and slide right into the turd or if she left it uncovered.

 

[Montanalo]

Ya amber puts a whole new spin on crapping the bed

Funny story:

A few years ago, my wife and I were touring Europe. One of the hotels we stayed in would place a mint chocolate on the pillow when they did turndown service. My wife thought it would be funny to hide my chocolate in the bed

The next morning, I awoke early and, in the dim light, I saw this chocolate smeared all over my side of the bed. My first thought was I was bleeding. My second thought was, I pooped the bed.

Needless to say, the hotel staff received a hefty tip to quietly remove and dispose of the "soiled" sheets.

I am no longer able to show my face in Prague for fear that some local will literally die laughing.

 

[Runwildboys]

What can I do to really piss him off. Hmmm o yeah he has those expensive high thread count sheets.. I will drop a steamer right in his side.

I do wonder if she made the bed after so he would get ready to crash and slide right into the turd or if she left it uncovered.

If she had any creativity at all, she would've short sheeted him too, so he'd writhe around in it.

 

[Runwildboys]

Funny story:

A few years ago, my wife and I were touring Europe. One of the hotels we stayed in would place a mint chocolate on the pillow when they did turndown service. My wife thought it would be funny to hide my chocolate in the bed

The next morning, I awoke early and, in the dim light, I saw this chocolate smeared all over my side of the bed. My first thought was I was bleeding. My second thought was, I pooped the bed.

Needless to say, the hotel staff received a hefty tip to quietly remove and dispose of the "soiled" sheets.

I am no longer able to show my face in Prague for fear that some local will literally die laughing.

 

[fivetwos]

We should change one of our defensive audible calls to Gisele.

Best post of all time.

14 likes ain't gonna cut it kids.....step it up please.

 

[fivetwos]

So her logic is.....'I want to be with you more, but since I cant have that, I'll just leave entirely and not be with you at all?'

Got it.

Easy for me to say without knowing any details lol.

 

[Montanalo]

OMG... this is probably what gave my wife the idea to bury the chocolate in the sheets!!

 

[Aven8]

Gisele being mad at Tom Brady for playing football is just silly. She needs to think this through.

She’s the breadwinner.