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Hi guys. Im Bagman. New member. Looking forward to having some great conversations regarding the Boys. Been a fan since 1971. Been reading the posts on this site for 5-6 years.
If it's great conversations you're looking for we definitely have those. But we also have arguments, fights, shootouts, and stabbings. I blame most of the violent stuff on @Londonboy and that toilet bowl wine of his. He has some stuff that is so strong you have to take an antidote three days later. So stay away from him and his BS. He's a crafty dude though, I give him that. He'll give someone their first like, then swear to God you owe him something for that like.

So don't say I didn't warn you. But then again you could be his bag man. What do you call yourself again?
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If it's great conversations you're looking for we definitely have those. But we also have arguments, fights, shootouts, and stabbings. I blame most of the violent stuff on @Londonboy and that toilet bowl wine of his. He has some stuff that is so strong you have to take an antidote three days later. So stay away from him and his BS. He's a crafty dude though, I give him that. He'll give someone their first like, then swear to God you owe him something for that like.

So don't say I didn't warn you. But then again you could be his bag man. What do you call yourself again?
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Bagman is an old nickname. Im an old guy. Lol
 

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Welcome Bagman, out of curiosity about that 5-6 years of reading this without response. Just what outrageous post caused you to exclaim “no more, I cannot stand idly by and allow this to continue”!
 

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Welcome Bagman, out of curiosity about that 5-6 years of reading this without response. Just what outrageous post caused you to exclaim “no more, I cannot stand idly by and allow this to continue”!
I think the "Sean Payton"rumors have finally gotten to me. Im not sure he can make any difference. We need a Jerry-ectomy. Once he's gone, we can work on ousting Stephen.
 

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If it's great conversations you're looking for we definitely have those. But we also have arguments, fights, shootouts, and stabbings. I blame most of the violent stuff on @Londonboy and that toilet bowl wine of his. He has some stuff that is so strong you have to take an antidote three days later. So stay away from him and his BS. He's a crafty dude though, I give him that. He'll give someone their first like, then swear to God you owe him something for that like.

So don't say I didn't warn you. But then again you could be his bag man. What do you call yourself again?
:laugh:
This is a scurrilous tissue of falsehood, distortion and fabrication.

A few counterpoints :

Just because Britain has involved itself in every war fought since 1341 and Our footy fans cause mayhem any time their team plays away, this does not mean that We're an inherently violent People, nor does it make us responsible for any trouble that occurs whilst We just happen to be in the neighbourhood.

I have never (intentionally) drunk toilet bowl wine, though I once made some bathtub vodka (it tasted blurry).

This couldn't be further from the truth, I'm universally known as a paragon of selflessness and honesty with a generous nature and a colossally, epically, gargantuan sense of modesty. I'm such a nice Guy, I once secretly turned down a nicest Guy at work award, just in case one of My co-workers was disappointed They didn't win. I consider the giving of "likes" to be a great privilege and the joy is entirely in the giving, I absolutely DO NOT sulk when I don't get any back.
 

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This is a scurrilous tissue of falsehood, distortion and fabrication.

A few counterpoints :

Just because Britain has involved itself in every war fought since 1341 and Our footy fans cause mayhem any time their team plays away, this does not mean that We're an inherently violent People, nor does it make us responsible for any trouble that occurs whilst We just happen to be in the neighbourhood.

I have never (intentionally) drunk toilet bowl wine, though I once made some bathtub vodka (it tasted blurry).

This couldn't be further from the truth, I'm universally known as a paragon of selflessness and honesty with a generous nature and a colossally, epically, gargantuan sense of modesty. I'm such a nice Guy, I once secretly turned down a nicest Guy at work award, just in case one of My co-workers was disappointed They didn't win. I consider the giving of "likes" to be a great privilege and the joy is entirely in the giving, I absolutely DO NOT sulk when I don't get any back.
That's a long post!!!!!!!!!!!!

All you gotta do is put a drink in my hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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This couldn't be further from the truth, I'm universally known as a paragon of selflessness and honesty with a generous nature and a colossally, epically, gargantuan sense of modesty. I'm such a nice Guy, I once secretly turned down a nicest Guy at work award, just in case one of My co-workers was disappointed They didn't win. I consider the giving of "likes" to be a great privilege and the joy is entirely in the giving, I absolutely DO NOT sulk when I don't get any back.
Thank you Londonboy! I needed a good laugh. I'm not talking a chuckle here, I'm talking fall out of my seat and roll on the floor laughing complete with tears of amusement in my eyes.
 

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That's a long post!!!!!!!!!!!!

All you gotta do is put a drink in my hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As long as it's only a drink You want in Your hand!

p.s look at that, just the one "!" needed for emphasis, emphatic, but sill dignified and elegant.
 

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This is a scurrilous tissue of falsehood, distortion and fabrication.

A few counterpoints :

Just because Britain has involved itself in every war fought since 1341 and Our footy fans cause mayhem any time their team plays away, this does not mean that We're an inherently violent People, nor does it make us responsible for any trouble that occurs whilst We just happen to be in the neighbourhood.

I have never (intentionally) drunk toilet bowl wine, though I once made some bathtub vodka (it tasted blurry).

This couldn't be further from the truth, I'm universally known as a paragon of selflessness and honesty with a generous nature and a colossally, epically, gargantuan sense of modesty. I'm such a nice Guy, I once secretly turned down a nicest Guy at work award, just in case one of My co-workers was disappointed They didn't win. I consider the giving of "likes" to be a great privilege and the joy is entirely in the giving, I absolutely DO NOT sulk when I don't get any back.
No like for you!

Edit: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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As long as it's only a drink You want in Your hand!

p.s look at that, just the one "!" needed for emphasis, emphatic, but sill dignified and elegant.
I have two hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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