Convenience stores in the Philly area sell out of batteries

Considering the price of batteries, that's pretty stupid if true. Can you please pelt me with the red Duracell AA.
Yeah, not sure I buy it. Just gas stations? Not grocery stores? Like, if you're willing to commit assault by throwing them, what's the hold-up on minor shoplifting? Also, rocks don't exist in Philly?
 

Have a lot of questions on this one. Looks like an energy guide sticker on the bottom left that hasn't been removed. Appears to have a wall mount that isn't actually mounted to the wall, but at the same time he's got the RGB lights around the backside of the edge of the screen for "ambience".

Gonna go with staged.
 
That's what they get for boo'ing the NFL Man Of The Year (for helping children, the sick and the needy) pre-game for the whole world to see.

Karma is a *itch! No crowd deserves it more than Philthy's.
 
Duracell even got in on the action and released a cryptic video on Twitter, saying that "batteries hold a sacred place in the history of Philly fans."

They also added a line telling their batteries to "fly." :facepalm:
 
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