They joy of getting an empty envelope in the mail

[Reverend Conehead]

I ordered something from Amazon, and was excited by the text saying it had arrived. So I went into our mail room to pick it up. Turns out, I received an empty padded envelope and no product. I'm counting my blessings. It's a very nice padded envelope, but I still feel disappointed at no product. I just can't help myself. I'm super picky. When I order something, I have an expectation of actually receiving it. So I've put in for a return. I'll be sending that padded envelope back today, as much as it saddens me to have to give it up. I know I'm a complete jerk for wanting to get the product and not being happy with just an empty envelope, but I'm a man of high character flaws.

 

[Runwildboys]

I ordered something from Amazon, and was excited by the text saying it had arrived. So I went into our mail room to pick it up. Turns out, I received an empty padded envelope and no product. I'm counting my blessings. It's a very nice padded envelope, but I still feel disappointed at no product. I just can't help myself. I'm super picky. When I order something, I have an expectation of actually receiving it. So I've put in for a return. I'll be sending that padded envelope back today, as much as it saddens me to have to give it up. I know I'm a complete jerk for wanting to get the product and not being happy with just an empty envelope, but I'm a man of high character flaws.

Not long ago, I ordered a pair of pants from Amazon. It wasn't the typical two or three day delivery, but I was alright with that, no big rush. After about a month and a half, I finally got the text that my package had been delivered.

I got home and thought, what is this? I don't remember ordering anything this size. It took me about half an hour to realize what I received was a plastic rain jacket for a small dog. Clearly they had somehow switched the labels of my package and someone else's.

This still wouldn't have bothered me much, because they're always good about returning items. But the pants I ordered are no longer in stock. I get the feeling those pants were never actually in the seller's possession, and they intentionally sent me the wrong item, using my money as a short term loan, or something.

 

[rags747]

Not long ago, I ordered a pair of pants from Amazon. It wasn't the typical two or three day delivery, but I was alright with that, no big rush. After about a month and a half, I finally got the text that my package had been delivered.

I got home and thought, what is this? I don't remember ordering anything this size. It took me about half an hour to realize what I received was a plastic rain jacket for a small dog. Clearly they had somehow switched the labels of my package and someone else's.

This still wouldn't have bothered me much, because they're always good about returning items. But the pants I ordered are no longer in stock. I get the feeling those pants were never actually in the seller's possession, and they intentionally sent me the wrong item, using my money as a short term loan, or something.

That very pretty gal in Greenwich says Thank You, she loves her new Capri’s.

 

[Creeper]

Did you order a padded envelope?

 

[cowboyec]

it wasn't a mishap at all.
you were recently the eyewitness to a ufo crash/recovery operation.
you obtained evidence and were going to send the evidence to your "deep agency" contact to expose the cover-up.
but those involved in the recovery operation put you thru the mind soup.
all you were left with was a empty envelope.
don't worry.
you took measures they aren't aware of.
that will come back to you in due time.