Inept sports team owner action figure.

[shabazz]

Also is missing a few strippers and unclaimed children.

I would have settled for a stack of Non-Disclosement Agreement forms....

 

[Catpappy]

That’s missing a booger finger

 

[RonWashington]

For an extra saw buck comes with Chris Christie inaction figure up in the suite polishing off the pretzels and a “ Diet Coke” …

 

[zrinkill]

Does the peeping shower set come separate?

 

[Ironicalicon]

THIS is what AI Is for!

 

[Runwildboys]

I wonder how much it costs for Jerry's Dream House. It's probably just a modified version of the Lego Death Star.

 

[plymkr]

It only needs some blue pills

 

[Reid1boys]

How many owners in the league have as many or more Lombardi trophies?

Yawnn... is the premptive response to the dribble.

Facts are facts.

But, but... 500 years ago

But But, it was all Jimmy

You think Kraft did anything in NE to bring titles? You think the Hunt family is actually doing anything active in KC?

 

[TheMarathonContinues]

Damn….. I’d rather buy my kids a Chucky Doll.

 

[mcmvp]

You think Kraft did anything in NE to bring titles? You think the Hunt family is actually doing anything active in KC?

Pretty sure he hired people that understood football more than him to make the best decisions for his team.

 

[JW82]

And he has the kung-** grip on the free agency money.

 

[RS12]

For an extra saw buck comes with Chris Christie inaction figure up in the suite polishing off the pretzels and a “ Diet Coke” …

Too big to fit in the package.

 

[zrinkill]

How many owners in the league have as many or more Lombardi trophies?

Yawnn... is the premptive response to the dribble.

Facts are facts.

But, but... 500 years ago

But But, it was all Jimmy

You think Kraft did anything in NE to bring titles? You think the Hunt family is actually doing anything active in KC?

Found the Jerry sycophant.

 

[DallasEast]

Thread of the Year.

 

[BigD_95]

Dislike

Jerry frustrates me but I'm not anti-Jerry

 

[CT Dal Fan]

How many owners in the league have as many or more Lombardi trophies?

Yawnn... is the premptive response to the dribble.

Facts are facts.

But, but... 500 years ago

But But, it was all Jimmy

You think Kraft did anything in NE to bring titles? You think the Hunt family is actually doing anything active in KC?

Jerry Jones is not just the owner, he is also the General Manager.

General managers that fail as long as he has get fired. But he's not firing himself now, is he?

This is why this team has not sniffed a Super Bowl since Troy Aikman still had five seasons still left to play.

 

[DallasEast]

I appreciate the creator making the figurine to scale.

His head is the size of his superyacht.

 

[FanofJerry]

Jerry would put on the shades, point to the money bags, the yacht, the helo...... oh yea, and the trophies and say "what do inept mean?"

Then tell you "you're swimming upstream"

What an alpha lion

 

[HabsCowboysOwn]

Just need to add a few college girls, soiled diapers, Stephen in a jester costume and one of Dak’s tiny bicycles.

 

[Reid1boys]

Pretty sure he hired people that understood football more than him to make the best decisions for his team.

yea... he had Tom Brady. As soon as Brady went bye bye, all those football geniuses werent so..... genius.