Troy Aikman admits we're winning the Super Bowl this year

Troy Aikman with the Cheap Joke of the Day. I do not like Stephen A. Smith's shtick but for once I will not blame him for running with this easy bait. :rolleyes:
Joke of the day, I resent you giving out an award you're not equipped to give out!! Only I give out the awards here fella, stay in your lane!!! :muttley: :muttley: :muttley: :muttley: :cool: (cue retaliatory joke by Dallas East in 3,2,1!!)
 
Even if ya line up all the rosy homer what if hypotheticals as to panning out...
Ya still gotta convince yourself SleepNumber can defeat 4 consecutive playoff defenses..

It's the catch 22 reality of all what if expectations concerning the Dallas Cowboys.
The deer in headlights thousand yard stare is real in his case.
Along with his playoff paranoia.
Theres no cure, its terminal.

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Even if ya line up all the rosy homer what if hypotheticals as to panning out...
Ya still gotta convince yourself SleepNumber can defeat 4 consecutive playoff defenses.

It's the catch 22 reality of all what if expectations concerning the Dallas Cowboys.
The deer in headlights thousand yard stare is real in his casr.
As well as his playoff paranoia.
And its terminal.

Next...
post of the morning
 
Joke of the day, I resent you giving out an award you're not equipped to give out!! Only I give out the awards here fella, stay in your lane!!! :muttley: :muttley: :muttley: :muttley: :cool: (cue retaliatory joke by Dallas East in 3,2,1!!)
My friend, the old Maxwell House slogan said 'good to the last drop' but that is as far as you should take it. Stop eating the used coffee grounds. It's not good for you.

Too much caffeine will always be too much caffeine. I have faith in you. You can beat this thing. WE LOVE YOU COOG!
 
Maybe Aikman feels obliged to serve a cause to offer a measure confidence in their quest. ;)

Suffice it to say that they do comprise a mixture of young and older LBs who need a boost. :)

To be fairly honest, however, declaring them fit to win a Super Bowl does appear a stretch! :rolleyes:
 
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PLEASE don't let Jerry get a hold of this, he'll be the happiest guy on the planet! Like yeah man, someone else is delusional like me!!!!
can you show me a video clip of jerry coming out saying his team was winning the SB this year? Ive never seen one. I dont mean saying we like our CHANCES or something like that, but straight up saying to anyone... yep boys, this is our year. We are winning the SB this year.
 

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