Reverend Conehead
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The way the Seachickens manhandled the Commie-Niners leaves no doubt. The SeaChickens are winning it all this year, for sure 100 percent guaranteed without any doubt whatsoever. Ain't no one stopping them, not that I care. If the Cowboys aren't in it, it's a total big whoop, but I don't think anyone's stopping Seattle. The 9ers are a good team, but they couldn't even manage a TD against this defense, and that D forced turnovers. I'm going to one of those betting web sites now to put every cent I own on a SeaChickens Super Bowl victory. No other outcome is possible. I'm borrowing against all the equity I've built up in my house and putting that on a SeaChickens Super Bowl win. I'm 100 percent guaranteed to win big bucks on this. No other outcome is possible. Crap, those guys are good. Holy moley. Massive bucks, here I come. Ain't nothing can go wrong. I should also get a loan from a loan shark named Antonio who carries a Tommygun and add that to my betting pot because I'll be certain to be able to pay it all back and keep my profit. Man, this is a great plan.
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Okay, I'm exaggerating. I'm not really gambling everything I own on this. Ha ha, I had you going. I'm kidding. However, what I'm not kidding about is that Seattle D is insanely good. Without the smarty-pants hyperbole, I will say that I think the SeaHawks have a really good shot at taking home the Lombardi. You never know for sure, of course. Maybe they'll have a brain fart at exactly the wrong time, or some other team will figure out a vulnerability to take them out. Maybe, maybe not. But I was watching their D and thinking, "Holy @#$%^, how does anyone move the ball on these guys?" It would be a huge surprise to me if the Bears or the Rams manage to knock them off. I also don't think one of the remaining AFC teams matches up well against the Seahawks. I guess we'll see. And, don't worry. I promise not to recklessly gamle, ha ha ha ha.
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Okay, I'm exaggerating. I'm not really gambling everything I own on this. Ha ha, I had you going. I'm kidding. However, what I'm not kidding about is that Seattle D is insanely good. Without the smarty-pants hyperbole, I will say that I think the SeaHawks have a really good shot at taking home the Lombardi. You never know for sure, of course. Maybe they'll have a brain fart at exactly the wrong time, or some other team will figure out a vulnerability to take them out. Maybe, maybe not. But I was watching their D and thinking, "Holy @#$%^, how does anyone move the ball on these guys?" It would be a huge surprise to me if the Bears or the Rams manage to knock them off. I also don't think one of the remaining AFC teams matches up well against the Seahawks. I guess we'll see. And, don't worry. I promise not to recklessly gamle, ha ha ha ha.
