Cowboys playing in Brazil

[32BellyOption]

Jerry will come back eaten up by STDs

Jerry is an STD.

 

[triplets_93]

Jerry will come back eaten up by STDs

It's sad that you want Jerry to come back..

 

[triplets_93]

The Niners were just announced this week to play in Australia next season against the Rams. I doubt the league would send them on a second long international trip in the same season. Only the Jaguars do that.

I'm going to guess Ravens or Bucs for the Cowboys' opponent in this game.

I say it's Miami.

 

[Whyjerry]

Depends on the person. If you look like a meal you'll be food anywhere, even in the US.

Sure. Anyone can find trouble there. It doesn't matter how tough you think you are.

 

[VaqueroTD]

I would go but I don't want to die

I've been there and there are safe glitzy beach areas just like the US. I think the going thing in today's world is the rich get richer, the poor get poorer. No matter what country you're in, the more money you have, the safer the neighborhood. Even here. What probably separates the rich countries from the poorer countries though is how bad it gets in the poor areas.

 

[America's Cowboy]

Brazilian cheerleaders??!

 

[Cowboys5217]

Counting exhibition games, this will be the fourth continent to host a Cowboys game. South America will join North America, Europe, and Asia in this category.

 

[AbeBeta]

I would go but I don't want to die

Lol, you should hear how they talk about the U.S.

You aren't getting killed anywhere near where the teams and fans will be staying.

You will get killed because you have dark urges and go too deep into the bowels of the city or something else, or both.

 

[Scottishcowboy]

would have preffered Madrid or London. Rio is dodgy at night , forget all the glamour pics you see of beatiful beaches and stuff, it is not as advertised at all,

Never been to London then?

"Forget all the glamour pics you see of Big Ben and Buckingham Palace, it is not as advertised at all"

I joke, I joke, London is lovely

 

[Scottishcowboy]

.....you're right. Its Asia

I was never good in trigonometry

I read your original post re Europe and I knew, just knew some dumbo wouldn't realise you were having a laugh.

You need to move to the UK shabazz, you'd fit it so much better, people get comedy in it's various guises so much better.

 

[Scottishcowboy]

Lol, you should hear how they talk about the U.S.

You aren't getting killed anywhere near where the teams and fans will be staying.

You will get killed because you have dark urges and go too deep into the bowels of the city or something else, or both.

I was thinking the same!.............have a walk at night around LA, Chicago, Philli, Baltimore.......the list goes on.

At least if you do get killed in Rio, it's a better story for family and friends to tell than getting shot in boring Detroit.

 

[shabazz]

I read your original post re Europe and I knew, just knew some dumbo wouldn't realise you were having a laugh.

You need to move to the UK shabazz, you'd fit it so much better, people get comedy in it's various guises so much better.

Been to Scotland and England. I could move to the Isle of Skye with no problem......but with Rosie O'Donnell living less than 500 miles away, its a non-starter.

 

[shabazz]

Never been to London then?

"Forget all the glamour pics you see of Big Ben and Buckingham Palace, it is not as advertised at all"

I joke, I joke, London is lovely

I visited there before Sharia law was enacted there so I was able to leave with all my appendages intact.

 

[Scottishcowboy]

Been to Scotland and England. I could move to the Isle of Skye with no problem......but with Rosie O'Donnell living less than 500 miles away, its a non-starter.

I hear you!

 

[shabazz]

I hear you!

Ive been inquiring how much it would cost me to send a herd of Highland cows to the O'Donnell residence.....just to make her feel more at home.

 

[DuncanIso]

No worries. Our talent will travel.

Some poor sap team has to make that trip only to get worked by this juggernaut.

That’s a long flight from USA

 

[Tabascocat]

That’s a long flight from USA

It is only a couple of hours extra from flying to LA from NY. Time zone is about the same but that game in Australia will be brutal.

 

[Scottishcowboy]

Ive been inquiring how much it would cost me to send a herd of Highland cows to the O'Donnell residence.....just to make her feel more at home.

Expensive breed, thousands a beast. Save your money and spend it on that clown that didn't get your humour on Europe......he needs your help

 

[shabazz]

Expensive breed, thousands a beast. Save your money and spend it on that clown that didn't get your humour on Europe......he needs your help

True but they have the hair color and style that would touch Rosie's fat encrusted heart.

 

[diamonddelts]

Jerry will finally fulfill his bucket list with a brazillian hooker.