Scouting is in the Jones family blood

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What's up, bros?

So I was doing my usual a few minutes ago. Going over to the team website and admiring the roster, when I decided to check out the staff to see if BT Jordan is an official staff member. (He is not or at least isn't included there)

That's when I saw this. ...(and if this place wasn't tailored toward 5 year olds there would have been several profanities just then)

https://www.dallascowboys.com/team/front-office-roster/

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Shy Anderson
Pro / College Scout

Now maybe I've been out of the loop and this is news to nobody else but I was today year's old when I found out that little dweeb that's been hanging around the war room for too many years, Charlotte's son, the guy former Zone member boozeman (RIP) dubbed Spalding many years ago, is an actual official scout on the staff. College and Pro. Like he sits in on meetings and pretends he's a legitimate talent evaluator.

Why wasn't I told about this?




I guess "my mom's mom is your wife" was pretty impressive on the resume.

Did you know? I'm holding you accountable. He's being groomed for a future GM role isn't he? You can tell me.

Is there no end to the complete nonsense of this infernal family?
 
What's up, bros?

So I was doing my usual a few minutes ago. Going over to the team website and admiring the roster, when I decided to check out the staff to see if BT Jordan is an official staff member. (He is not or at least isn't included there)

That's when I saw this. ...(and if this place wasn't tailored toward 5 year olds there would have been several profanities just then)

https://www.dallascowboys.com/team/front-office-roster/

ngueo2vxky3ik8sz0b78.jpg

Shy Anderson
Pro / College Scout

Now maybe I've been out of the loop and this is news to nobody else but I was today year's old when I found out that little dweeb that's been hanging around the war room for too many years, Charlotte's son, the guy former Zone member boozeman (RIP) dubbed Spalding many years ago, is an actual official scout on the staff. College and Pro. Like he sits in on meetings and pretends he's a legitimate talent evaluator.

Why wasn't I told about this?




I guess "my mom's mom is your wife" was pretty impressive on the resume.

Did you know? I'm holding you accountable. He's being groomed for a future GM role isn't he? You can tell me.

Is there no end to the complete nonsense of this infernal family?

Talk about talent.
Wow!
It's not just limited to the playing field.
A true embarrassment of riches for this organization.
Unfair even.

Wouldn't surprise me if a Goodell led investigation were to take place.
 
What you're saying makes absolutely no sense though. You're a WR son - what are you, an idiot if you're showing up to practice riding daddies coattails trying to make it into the NFL?

We can't say much until you find out he had a say in a bad player. Anyone here would likely run the team similar to Jerry does now except with a GM, and if you're nephew wanted a job you'd probably give it to him lol.
 
What's up, bros?

So I was doing my usual a few minutes ago. Going over to the team website and admiring the roster, when I decided to check out the staff to see if BT Jordan is an official staff member. (He is not or at least isn't included there)

That's when I saw this. ...(and if this place wasn't tailored toward 5 year olds there would have been several profanities just then)

https://www.dallascowboys.com/team/front-office-roster/

ngueo2vxky3ik8sz0b78.jpg

Shy Anderson
Pro / College Scout

Now maybe I've been out of the loop and this is news to nobody else but I was today year's old when I found out that little dweeb that's been hanging around the war room for too many years, Charlotte's son, the guy former Zone member boozeman (RIP) dubbed Spalding many years ago, is an actual official scout on the staff. College and Pro. Like he sits in on meetings and pretends he's a legitimate talent evaluator.

Why wasn't I told about this?




I guess "my mom's mom is your wife" was pretty impressive on the resume.

Did you know? I'm holding you accountable. He's being groomed for a future GM role isn't he? You can tell me.

Is there no end to the complete nonsense of this infernal family?

I don’t give you too many likes,
But you earned this one !!!!!
Llooll
 
..no surprises here. Legacy has to go on. *Isnt there a song with those lyrics? *
 
I beleive he sits right behind grandpa at the drafts.

Think about all the others in the scouting organizatoin who burn miles and miles into communities far an wide and this guy sits behind the GM.

Hmmm?
 
What's up, bros?

So I was doing my usual a few minutes ago. Going over to the team website and admiring the roster, when I decided to check out the staff to see if BT Jordan is an official staff member. (He is not or at least isn't included there)

That's when I saw this. ...(and if this place wasn't tailored toward 5 year olds there would have been several profanities just then)

https://www.dallascowboys.com/team/front-office-roster/

ngueo2vxky3ik8sz0b78.jpg

Shy Anderson
Pro / College Scout

Now maybe I've been out of the loop and this is news to nobody else but I was today year's old when I found out that little dweeb that's been hanging around the war room for too many years, Charlotte's son, the guy former Zone member boozeman (RIP) dubbed Spalding many years ago, is an actual official scout on the staff. College and Pro. Like he sits in on meetings and pretends he's a legitimate talent evaluator.

Why wasn't I told about this?




I guess "my mom's mom is your wife" was pretty impressive on the resume.

Did you know? I'm holding you accountable. He's being groomed for a future GM role isn't he? You can tell me.

Is there no end to the complete nonsense of this infernal family?

Looks like a young Jerry Jones.
Just gotta hope he has also inherited his outstanding football acumen.
 
What's up, bros?

So I was doing my usual a few minutes ago. Going over to the team website and admiring the roster, when I decided to check out the staff to see if BT Jordan is an official staff member. (He is not or at least isn't included there)

That's when I saw this. ...(and if this place wasn't tailored toward 5 year olds there would have been several profanities just then)

https://www.dallascowboys.com/team/front-office-roster/

ngueo2vxky3ik8sz0b78.jpg

Shy Anderson
Pro / College Scout

Now maybe I've been out of the loop and this is news to nobody else but I was today year's old when I found out that little dweeb that's been hanging around the war room for too many years, Charlotte's son, the guy former Zone member boozeman (RIP) dubbed Spalding many years ago, is an actual official scout on the staff. College and Pro. Like he sits in on meetings and pretends he's a legitimate talent evaluator.

Why wasn't I told about this?




I guess "my mom's mom is your wife" was pretty impressive on the resume.

Did you know? I'm holding you accountable. He's being groomed for a future GM role isn't he? You can tell me.

Is there no end to the complete nonsense of this infernal family?

:laugh:
That's funny. But objectively speaking, he grew up in the football world. Did he earn the job or was he just a shoe-in? It's not an answer we can know. It's possible he is truly dedicated and skilled. Just saying.

But your post did give me a laugh so I ain't mad at ya.

:thumbup:

I think we're all just pissed off that Stephen is so heavily involved, and rightfully so, because I don't believe he, himself, deserves to be.
 

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