Post a Movie Quote and See if Others Can Guess It

[Bigdog]

I love this movie and this scene is just one portion of it. The old lady don't play no games. Such an underrated movie IMO. I made it a tad more family friendly but the old lady do not abbreviate.

• Marcus Hamilton: Howdy ma'am. How are you doing today?
• T-Bone Waitress: Hot . And I don't mean the good kind. So, what don't you want?
• Marcus Hamilton: Pardon?
• T-Bone Waitress: What don't you want?
• Marcus Hamilton: Oh, well, uh. I think I'll just, uh...
• T-Bone Waitress: You know. I've been working here for 44 years. Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but T-Bone steak and a baked potato. Except this one a hole from New York tried to order trout back in 1987. We don't sell no GD trout. T-bone steaks. So either you don't want the corn on the cob, or you don't want the green beans. So what don't you want?
• Marcus Hamilton: I don't want green beans.
• Alberto Parker: I don't want green beans either.
• T-Bone Waitress: Steaks cooked medium rare.
• Alberto Parker: Can I get my steak cooked just a...
• T-Bone Waitress: That weren't no question.
• Alberto Parker: All right.
• T-Bone Waitress: Iced tea for you boys.
• Alberto Parker: Iced tea'd be great.
• Marcus Hamilton: Iced tea, yep. Thank you ma'am.
• T-Bone Waitress: Uh-huh.
• Marcus Hamilton: Well I'll tell you one thing. Nobody's gonna rob this SOB.
• Marcus Hamilton: My word.

I love that scene and you’re right that waitress is not holding back

 

[Cowboys5217]

"Erm... uh... err...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?"

"What do you think I want, you mean old *******? I want a ******* room."

"Okay, alright."

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

"Erm... uh... err...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?"

"What do you think I want, you mean old *******? I want a ******* room."

"Okay, alright."

Another classic that I love.

Everybody be cool...YOU be cool

 

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Total Recall

 

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Pulp Fiction

 

[Cowboys5217]

"Don't ever do that... talk to a man with an ax in his hand."

 

[Runwildboys]

Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark

Just realized I mistitled this. Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

[Cowboys5217]

Just realized I mistitled this. Raiders of the Lost Ark

I remember when it was just called Raiders of the Lost Ark.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

"[Horrified] Jim woke me up?"

 

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" ..It means "love, respect, community, and the dollars too—the entire package... The Quan ! ..."

 

[Runwildboys]

" ..It means "love, respect, community, and the dollars too—the entire package... The Quan ! ..."

Jerry Maguire

 

[shabazz]

"I'd be happy to. So I just, uh, .....I just cut them up like regular chickens?"

Anybody that can get this without googling it, is a complete beast.

I had to do it just to get the words exactly right.

 

[DUO_CORE]

"[Horrified] Jim woke me up?"

Passengers

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Passengers

You got it. That was a tense moment in an excellent film.

 

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Jerry Maguire

 

[Cowboys5217]

"Don't ever do that... talk to a man with an ax in his hand."

Since this one hasn't been called yet, it's Amityville Horror (1979).

 

[DUO_CORE]

"Whenever I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long,"

"I notice when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither"

 

[Cowboys5217]

"I just learned to perform an emergency tracheotomy with a steak knife, sir."

 

[Reverend Conehead]

"Whenever I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long,"

"I notice when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither"

I'm not sure, but maybe that was Mae West?

 

[Reverend Conehead]

"We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?"