MoistMayonnaise
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This thread has me worried that Jerral has been lying to us.
In other words, 'find another team'.Stop supporting them and enabling Jerry.
Actually this is as good a roster Dallas has had in its nearly 30 years of nothing. At this point you are asking for either too much or perfection.As exciting as it is to watch Christian Parker waltz in and try to duct-tape together a defense, we are still staring at potential black holes at inside linebacker and cornerback depth. We need one big fast injury-free guy who can actually stop the run instead of parting the Red Sea every time a halfback touches the ball, and another who can keep up with a receiver running a deep route without appearing on ESPN highlight videos.
Pittsburgh fans look at Broderick Jones and laugh, because he's essentially our version of Terence Steele and Tyler Guyton on their absolute worst Sundays. And let's be honest with ourselves: we have zero actual proof that either Steele or Guyton figured out how to block a stationary traffic cone over the offseason. Right now, our depth at swing tackle is so terrifyingly thin, Dak should sign a waiver to play.
Milton was never the answer, and Howell sure as hell isn't either. If you want a franchise quarterback, go draft one in the first round like a normal organization, because Jerry has proven time and time again he couldn't find a project quarterback if one bit him on the ***. Romo only survived because Quincy Carter was too busy hot-boxing cars, and Dak—while drafted to eventually sit behind Romo—caught lightning in a bottle so fast nobody saw it coming, least of all the front office.
The Cowboys are so thoroughly lost at building a defense that every single time a new Coach like Bill Parcells, Dan Quinn, or now Christian Parker comes to town with a grocery list, the fan base loses its collective mind. We act like we're building a dynasty when we're really just bailing water out of a sinking ship built by Jerry, a man who still somehow hasn't figured out how to field an offense and a defense at the exact same time in the salary cap era.
Here’s what I actually know:
So like all of you masochists, I hope this organization somehow stumbles backward into competence this year. I'm trying not to drink the Kool-Aid, but it's pretty tough not to get a little sucked in when the whole operation feels slightly different. Maybe it's just my brain desperately trying to trick me into hope again, or maybe there's actually some substance to it—either way, I'll be parked on the couch with a beer ready to find out.
- We actually have a pretty damn good defensive line for a 3-4.
- We have more depth at safety than we've had in years.
- We have two of the best damn receivers in the entire league.
- We have a dominant interior offensive line.
- We have young coaches who will put in the hundred-hour weeks and actually know how to talk to players without sounding like their accountants.
Me neither, I quit falling for the Dallas hype when I turned 35, I am 55 now and made the right choice all those years ago. This team isn't about winning super bowls, it's a TV show.I'm nit doing anything to myself. I still have no hope for this team.
This tv show will have more episodes than any previous season in team historyMe neither, I quit falling for the Dallas hype when I turned 35, I am 55 now and made the right choice all those years ago. This team isn't about winning super bowls, it's a TV show.
Heard that before too. More than likely it will end as a rerun.This tv show will have more episodes than any previous season in team history
This tv show will have more episodes than any previous season in the lastMe neither, I quit falling for the Dallas hype when I turned 35, I am 55 now and made the right choice all those years ago. This team isn't about winning super bowls, it's a TV show.
No you tried to play the “we” card likeIn other words, 'find another team'.
Such a unique response that none of us has ever heard.
See you at the derailment.
Come on. You all want to get on the negative train. Go ahead. We will leave you all behind.

Have fun, we will keep on going.See you at the derailment.
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I have concerns as well, but inside LB is not at the top of my list. I worry about the CBs. I assume Bland and Revel will be the starters? Cobie Durant? I see lots of completions against this defense because my second concern is pass rush. Von Miller was born before the war - the Civil war. Ok slight exaggeration but he is old and he is not going to play many downs, and he is not the Von Miller of old. If he give them 5 good plays a game they should be happy. I like Rashan Gary as a player. And playing next to Williams he will get a lot of single teams. But I have to see consistent pressure from this group or I think the CBs are going to be exposed.As exciting as it is to watch Christian Parker waltz in and try to duct-tape together a defense, we are still staring at potential black holes at inside linebacker and cornerback depth. We need one big fast injury-free guy who can actually stop the run instead of parting the Red Sea every time a halfback touches the ball, and another who can keep up with a receiver running a deep route without appearing on ESPN highlight videos.
Pittsburgh fans look at Broderick Jones and laugh, because he's essentially our version of Terence Steele and Tyler Guyton on their absolute worst Sundays. And let's be honest with ourselves: we have zero actual proof that either Steele or Guyton figured out how to block a stationary traffic cone over the offseason. Right now, our depth at swing tackle is so terrifyingly thin, Dak should sign a waiver to play.
Milton was never the answer, and Howell sure as hell isn't either. If you want a franchise quarterback, go draft one in the first round like a normal organization, because Jerry has proven time and time again he couldn't find a project quarterback if one bit him on the ***. Romo only survived because Quincy Carter was too busy hot-boxing cars, and Dak—while drafted to eventually sit behind Romo—caught lightning in a bottle so fast nobody saw it coming, least of all the front office.
The Cowboys are so thoroughly lost at building a defense that every single time a new Coach like Bill Parcells, Dan Quinn, or now Christian Parker comes to town with a grocery list, the fan base loses its collective mind. We act like we're building a dynasty when we're really just bailing water out of a sinking ship built by Jerry, a man who still somehow hasn't figured out how to field an offense and a defense at the exact same time in the salary cap era.
Here’s what I actually know:
So like all of you masochists, I hope this organization somehow stumbles backward into competence this year. I'm trying not to drink the Kool-Aid, but it's pretty tough not to get a little sucked in when the whole operation feels slightly different. Maybe it's just my brain desperately trying to trick me into hope again, or maybe there's actually some substance to it—either way, I'll be parked on the couch with a beer ready to find out.
- We actually have a pretty damn good defensive line for a 3-4.
- We have more depth at safety than we've had in years.
- We have two of the best damn receivers in the entire league.
- We have a dominant interior offensive line.
- We have young coaches who will put in the hundred-hour weeks and actually know how to talk to players without sounding like their accountants.
That is a ginormous distortion of the truth.
Im pretty disappointed in you both.Agree 100%. That was my thought. Duct tape.wow.
NudeHave fun, we will keep on going.
