My 2026 Cowboys Fan's Season Survival Kit

[ArtClink]

My 2026 Cowboys Fan's Season Survival Kit
It's that time of year again when fan optimism is sky high as we look forward to a new season! There are many key items required to objectively prepare and get through another season, so I prepared this handy visual guide.

What are some other things fans rely on to get through the season?

 

[Bobhaze]

LOL!

Some other “good luck charms”

• A “Lucky 31” penny from 1931. Since it’s been 31 years since our last playoff glory.
• A 1995 Cowboys jersey - again 31 years.
• A lucky Benny Barnes #31 jersey
• 31 different types of whiskey

 

[JayFord]

3 hours of football on sunday and thats it

Delete social media from sunday - tuesday
(No matter if we win or lose people do too much)

Limit time on cowboyszone

NEVER go in the game thread on CZ

Tell yourself “the other team gets paid as well”

 

[Bobhaze]

3 hours of football on sunday and thats it

Delete social media from sunday - tuesday
(No matter if we win or lose people do too much)

Limit time on cowboyszone

NEVER go in the game thread on CZ

Tell yourself “the other team gets paid as well”

Good list - and remember 31 other teams also had an off-season to either improve or get worse.

 

[acr731]

Here's my survival kit......

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

My 2026 Cowboys Fan's Season Survival Kit
It's that time of year again when fan optimism is sky high as we look forward to a new season! There are many key items required to objectively prepare and get through another season, so I prepared this handy visual guide.

What are some other things fans rely on to get through the season?

Alex, I take #3 for $1000

I am set

 

[YosemiteSam]

Here's my survival kit......

Mine.

 

[Kwyn]

 

[Coogiguy03]

How about staying away from a TV after Loss to the cardinals

 

[ArtClink]

Alex, I take #3 for $1000

I am set

Alex: “What is bourbon” is the correct answer lol.

 

[JayFord]

I save that for playoffs….

I love a good 12-5 season and then in the postseason they start playing water polo and basketball completely forgetting what football is

 

[GMO415]

Pills and 90 proof, didn't do wonders for the 2025 season, but what else do I have?

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

Alex: “What is bourbon” is the correct answer lol.

LOL. I stand corrected

 

[EPL0c0]

I have retired my Dallas Cowboys t-shirt.

I bought it at the pro-shop at Texas Stadium in 2008 and swore I'd wear it for every game until Cowboys win a Super Bowl

That was 18 seasons ago. It fit a wee bit too tight and was pretty raggedy and holey

Hopefully the new one works out

 

[Bobhaze]

I have retired my Dallas Cowboys t-shirt.

I bought it at the pro-shop at Texas Stadium in 2008 and swore I'd wear it for every game until Cowboys win a Super Bowl

That was 18 seasons ago. It fit a wee bit too tight and was pretty raggedy and holey

Hopefully the new one works out

Buy your next one when they at least make it to a conference championship game, lol.

 

[Whyjerry]

A great dog brings a ton of joy. Keep the dog close.

 

[Jipper]

Alex, I take #3 for $1000

I am set

Is it a rare bottle of pappies?

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

Is it a rare bottle of pappies?

Ok then...

 

[Skynet]

My 2026 Cowboys Fan's Season Survival Kit
It's that time of year again when fan optimism is sky high as we look forward to a new season! There are many key items required to objectively prepare and get through another season, so I prepared this handy visual guide.

What are some other things fans rely on to get through the season?

My survival kit is similar , only add some Rum and lorazepam

 

[BrassCowboy]