Jerry reminisces about the time he got mooned by a Packers fan

[DallasEast]

i'm tossing the challenge flag, i think CT Dal Fan may have just beat you

I call foul! Using a supped up Delorean with a flux capacitor would be cheating.

 

[5Stars]

I do not enjoy playing Devil's Advocate for Mad Genius. The man is old, but he does not have dementia. He lies, sometimes through his teeth, but consider this:

He said about 25 years ago. It's 2026. It would put his fable around 2000 or 2001. He said his grandchildren were very small at the time, about 4 or 5 years old. Stephen Jones' daughter Jessica (link) was about 3 or 4 when everyone goes back to November 23, 1997...

The Packers beat Dallas 45-17 at? Lambeau Field.

Gametime temp? Mid-20s. Wind child? Lower than that. Here's the historical weather data (link).

That may not be very convincing. Pat Summerall describes gametime conditions about a few seconds after this video starts at the 5:40 mark:



His memory was off around four years. That's not bad for anyone at any age about a single event that occurred three decades before. Did the butt incident happen? Maybe not. Maybe it did. Either way, I wish he would finally get farted in the face with a plume thick enough to kill circumcised mosquitos.

But Jerra said the Cowboys won that game?

 

[SoupcanSam]

A classic Jerry lie.

Dallas beat GB in GB in 2008. Game was played in September. So it wasn’t cold. It was in the 60 degree range

Maybe he meant in 2016. He is almost 90 years old. But wait that game was played in October and it was 60 degrees during that game too

So yea just a blatant lie by this jerk

The guy is living on fumes, cut him some slack

 

[nate dizzle]

I do not enjoy playing Devil's Advocate for Mad Genius. The man is old, but he does not have dementia. He lies, sometimes through his teeth, but consider this:

He said about 25 years ago. It's 2026. It would put his fable around 2000 or 2001. He said his grandchildren were very small at the time, about 4 or 5 years old. Stephen Jones' daughter Jessica (link) was about 3 or 4 when everyone goes back to November 23, 1997...

The Packers beat Dallas 45-17 at? Lambeau Field.

Gametime temp? Mid-20s. Wind child? Lower than that. Here's the historical weather data (link).

That may not be very convincing. Pat Summerall describes gametime conditions about a few seconds after this video starts at the 5:40 mark:



His memory was off around four years. That's not bad for anyone at any age about a single event that occurred three decades before. Did the butt incident happen? Maybe not. Maybe it did. Either way, I wish he would finally get farted in the face with a plume thick enough to kill circumcised mosquitos.

Oh it happened, but it was a Dallas fan.

 

[cowboyec]

this just proves what i always thought packer fans are is true.

 

[CT Dal Fan]

Let's be honest every team has fans that are nothing to be proud of.

 

[DallasEast]

But Jerra said the Cowboys won that game?

Yep. He was 55 at the time, same time he completely believed he was the best general manager in the National Football League. He was completely wrong about that when he was much younger. And it cannot be explained away as not remembering the outcome of a regular season away game, out of hundreds of regular season games, from three decades ago.

I will start deferring to his mental state when he starts misremembering playoff losses during the past thirty years as wins. The entire list of playoff games is short and minus NFC conference and league championship games. Yeah. Saying Dallas won divisional games, in say 2007, 2014, etc., merits a full cognitive exam, lol.

 

[5Stars]

Yep. He was 55 at the time, same time he completely believed he was the best general manager in the National Football League. He was completely wrong about that when he was much younger. And it cannot be explained away as not remembering the outcome of a regular season away game, out of hundreds of regular season games, from three decades ago.

I will start deferring to his mental state when he starts misremembering playoff losses during the past thirty years as wins. The entire list of playoff games is short and minus NFC conference and league championship games. Yeah. Saying Dallas won divisional games, in say 2007, 2014, etc., merits a full cognitive exam, lol.

But i don't get why he can still see that lady's butt crack on the side of his car. He says he can still see it. Don't he ever wash that big long car of his?

 

[DallasEast]

Oh it happened, but it was a Dallas fan.

I would hope it was, but there are 31 other fanbases--none of which hold Dallas in high regard also.

 

[JPM]

I guess I have to come up with another birthday present.

My birthday is very soon.

 

[DallasEast]

But i don't get why he can still see that lady's butt crack on the side of his car. He says he can still see it. Don't he ever wash that big long car of his?

Dude.

If looking up someone's anus (from a few feet away if that) does not leave a permanent lasting impression, nothing would. Or I would hope so.

 

[BoysForLife]

I long for those days when opposing fans hated us, rather than pitied and laughed at us.

Good times.

 

[Cowboys5217]

Dude.

If looking up someone's anus (from a few feet away if that) does not leave a permanent lasting impression, nothing would. Or I would hope so.

There are things that cannot be unseen. We as humans are still waiting for some genius among us to actually invent brain bleach so we can unsee these things, lol.

 

[Bagman]

I guess I have to come up with another birthday present.

 

[BobSacamano]

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones this morning on @1053thefan sharing one of his "greatest memories" from his trips to Green Bay: "After the game against (the Packers) maybe 25 years ago, all of my grandchildren were very small, 4 or 5 years old. And I had a car full of them. It was so cold. We won, and as we left the stadium, we were in a long, big car, and I saw this lady headed toward the car.

"She comes up beside the car running. She was so upset as a Green Bay fan. She was pretty hefty. And she turns around and pulls it all down and just plants it right up against the window. Everybody inside was in (shock) and couldn't believe it. And then her skin stuck to the window it was so cold. When she pulled away, there was just a big print sitting there on the side of that car. There were about 10 or 11 of us in the car and we can still see it today."

Creepy, old man.

Rockport. Come at Mr, bro!

 

[shabazz]

"She comes up beside the car running. She was so upset as a Green Bay fan. She was pretty hefty. And she turns around and pulls it all down and just plants it right up against the window. Everybody inside was in (shock) and couldn't believe it. And then her skin stuck to the window it was so cold. When she pulled away, there was just a big print sitting there on the side of that car. There were about 10 or 11 of us in the car and we can still see it

This is what's known in the industry as a "Pressed Ham"

For Jerry it must have felt like looking in a mirror.

 

[nalam]

Yep. He was 55 at the time, same time he completely believed he was the best general manager in the National Football League. He was completely wrong about that when he was much younger. And it cannot be explained away as not remembering the outcome of a regular season away game, out of hundreds of regular season games, from three decades ago.

I will start deferring to his mental state when he starts misremembering playoff losses during the past thirty years as wins. The entire list of playoff games is short and minus NFC conference and league championship games. Yeah. Saying Dallas won divisional games, in say 2007, 2014, etc., merits a full cognitive exam, lol.

He is too old now and so like most 80+ in their mind what they see is totally different from reality , he must have a grand vision of himself and changed the narrative to Boys win and Packers Fan , may be it was other way around, Boys lost and it was a pi&$ed Boys fan .

 

[shabazz]

Let's be honest every team has fans that are nothing to be proud of.

Let's leave me out of this

 

[Risen Star]

I don’t think highly enough of Jerry to feel as if he should have the opportunity to see my behind

He doesn't deserve your eye candy.

 

[Risen Star]