We're about to get smoked in GB

[irishline]

They'll get destroyed by Green Bay and several teams that follow. Then, by the end of the season, they'll be in the running for the number one draft pick. Then they'll find a way to go on something like a 3-game winning streak to end the which will destroy our chances for the number 1 pick. This ****'s gonna happen. I can feel it.

Our pick belongs to the Jets anyway, so...

 

[diamonddelts]

This….weve seen this story on repeat for decades now….

True. But now the team is not even good enough to bottomfeed then lose in predictable patterns anymore. So that line of logic no longer applies to this version of the Cowboys.

 

[diamonddelts]

Our pick belongs to the Jets anyway, so...

"All your base are belong to us." - Jets/Packers 2027 draft

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Our pick belongs to the Jets anyway, so...

Wait, don't we have a number 1 pick that we got from Green Bay in the Micah Parsons trade? ..... Oh, wait, that pick depends on Green Bay's performance this year, not ours. Crap. Brain fart. We have a number 1 pick, but not OUR number 1 pick. That sux. I'd bet the Jets are happy (but their fans know they'll waste the pick. The Jets are just as poorly run as the Cowboys.)

So I should hope for Green Bay to crash and burn, leaving us with the highest pick in the draft. Probably won't happen, but I can dream.

 

[75boyz]

37-34 Cowboys win.
And I have absolutely zero logic or reasoning.