Come up with a comeback insult on another team's fan

[Mactin]

Okay so I don't know where to post this but here goes we all know that other fans of other teams insult on the boys so why don't we post insult comebacks on there team.

Example:

From 49ers fan: Were gonna beat those cowboys when we meet again.

ME: Oh you mean like last time in 2011. I find it wired because last I check we beat your "great" 49ers in your own stadium in OT. Right....

 

[popp1234]

Oh, for God's sake, will somebody please reply to this thread??

To the OP, just say, "Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey Hey, We're Five and Four"! That should show them!

I kid! I kid!

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Just tell the person who is a fan of another team that they smell like old Bologna. Don't know if it will shut them up but it should confuse them for a few seconds.

 

[Seven]

Whenever I get sucked into a debate with another fan they always bring up the 90's cowboys and the Michael Irvin cocaine/hooker bust.

SINCE that's all they got and they insist on bringing up old stuff i just shut them up by saying "How about we count Vinny's?"

For most fans.....this shuts them up. Especially eagles fans.

 

[JD_KaPow]

Okay so I don't know where to post this but here goes we all know that other fans of other teams insult on the boys so why don't we post insult comebacks on there team.

Example:

From 49ers fan: Were gonna beat those cowboys when we meet again.

ME: Oh you mean like last time in 2011. I find it wired because last I check we beat your "great" 49ers in your own stadium in OT. Right....

Wait a minute: where are the insults in your example?

 

[Hook'em#11]

I find myself above everyone and just too damn good to even get in those arguments..

 

[dstovall5]

Tell them our HC is better then theirs ... Oh wait.

 

[Boyzmamacita]

Tell them that the fact they're obsessed with a 5-4 team is proof that we are special. Naaa naa na naa Naaa.!!!

 

[Nation]

Tell them The Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you.

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

Whenever I get sucked into a debate with another fan they always bring up the 90's cowboys and the Michael Irvin cocaine/hooker bust.

SINCE that's all they got and they insist on bringing up old stuff i just shut them up by saying "How about we count Vinny's?"

For most fans.....this shuts them up. Especially eagles fans.

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[jazzcat22]

Whenever I get sucked into a debate with another fan they always bring up the 90's cowboys and the Michael Irvin cocaine/hooker bust.

SINCE that's all they got and they insist on bringing up old stuff i just shut them up by saying "How about we count Vinny's?"

For most fans.....this shuts them up. Especially eagles fans.

Right, I get that too.
also get the JJ firing Landry thing, and the JJ / Jimmy debacle.
I just tell them I don't talk with brick walls. Then they think thy won, but I don't care. not worth my time.

 

[Corso]

All of your team's players wished they were Cowboys before they were forced to join __________.

And you know what? They probably still wish they were.

I'm just riffing here...

 

[Beats_By_Zeke]

Just tell them you had sex with their wife.

 

[DallasCowboysRule!]

Whenever I get sucked into a debate with another fan they always bring up the 90's cowboys and the Michael Irvin cocaine/hooker bust.

SINCE that's all they got and they insist on bringing up old stuff i just shut them up by saying "How about we count Vinny's?"

For most fans.....this shuts them up. Especially eagles fans.

I usually counter that with something humorous like:

"Hey man, if the dude is gonna win me championships then I'll dice it up and lay the line down for him."

Usually at least gets a laugh

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Okay so I don't know where to post this but here goes we all know that other fans of other teams insult on the boys so why don't we post insult comebacks on there team.

Example:

From 49ers fan: Were gonna beat those cowboys when we meet again.

ME: Oh you mean like last time in 2011. I find it wired because last I check we beat your "great" 49ers in your own stadium in OT. Right....

the 49ers mamas be so fat that . . . .

 

[Fritsch_the_cat]

Any time someone starts in on me like that I just hand them a rag or paper towel and tell them next time they are in Dallas they can stop by Valley Ranch and polish those five Lombardi trophy's and ask them how many their team has.

 

[Afigueroa22]

Just tell them you had sex with their wife.

Alright now that's crossing the line, I would never tell them the truth.

 

[DeaconMoss]

Your bait sucks, and your boat's ugly?

Oh wait wrong forum....

 

[DandyDon1722]

What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?

A thief.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

the 49ers mamas be so fat you half to wave goodbye for 2 hours before they can fully leave the city.