Things that will happen before Morris Claiborne practices again...

[Zordon]

The search function will come back.

Josh Brent will practice (several times).

Irving Cowboy will 'like' one of Hostile's posts.

Garrett won't start off a PC with "How we doin' guys?"

Steve Dennis will find a job until the "apparently" kid grows up and takes it from him.

Jerry will publicly acknowledge that Jerry Jr. exists.

Add on...

 

[xwalker]

Zordon, Risen and Alexander will post something positive about the Cowboys.

 

[Zordon]

Rant Zone will be renamed the Zordon Zone.

 

[Zordon]

Zordon, Risen and Alexander will post something positive about the Cowboys.

cowboys will sign a scrub off the street, and xwalker won't post an irrelevant comparison btw the scrub's 4 year old combine numbers and an all-pro's.

 

[xwalker]

cowboys will sign a scrub off the street, and xwalker won't post an irrelevant comparison btw the scrub's 4 year old combine numbers and an all-pro's.

Johnny Thomas 10-yard time: 1.55

Mark Barron 10-yard time: 1.63

 

[65fastback2plus2]

Carr will have an interception in practice