Humor: Did Dallas trade for a new tight end?

[erod]

http://www.nfl.com/injuries

Dallas Cowboys Injuries
Player
Position
Injury
Practice Status
Game Status
Dez BryantWR--Did Not Participate In Practice--
Randy GregoryDE--Did Not Participate In Practice--
James HannaTE--Limited Participation in Practice--
Ronald LearyG--Limited Participation in Practice--
Jeremy MinceyDE--Limited Participation in Practice--
Ryan RussellDE--Limited Participation in Practice--
Kyle WilberLB--Limited Participation in Practice--
Christopher WittenTE--Limited Participation in Practice--

 

[LucaBrasi]

That's actually his real name I believe. Christopher Jason Witten.

 

[erod]

That's actually his real name I believe. Christopher Jason Witten.

So why don't we see Antonio Romo?

 

[DTown214]

So why don't we see Antonio Romo?

I think we have bigger problems than this

 

[big dog cowboy]

So why don't we see Antonio Romo?

Because he is on IR.

 

[popp1234]

I think we have bigger problems than this

Yeahhh... We don't like to use that word around here.

---Jason Garrett

 

[Bullflop]

That's actually his real name I believe. Christopher Jason Witten.

First time I've heard that used. I'm guessing writer might have gotten his name from his birth certificate? -- lol.

 

[TwoCentPlain]

Even trying to fool the opposition using confusing names. We're breaking out all the tricks we can think of this week. I wonder if Goodell will fine us a draft pick for these injury name shenanigans.

 

[jazzcat22]

Even trying to fool the opposition using confusing names. We're breaking out all the tricks we can think of this week. I wonder if Goodell will fine us a draft pick for these injury name shenanigans.

I'm sure Mara and Kraft are on the phone to Goodell as we post.
Jerry is running [can he run yet] with his bottle of JWB to the person who keeps the official roster to get it changed and submitted to the league.
Will keep a watch to be be updated in 3 months on the official Cowboys web site........

 

[DenCWBY]

Jason's been here for so long, his son is on the team.

 

[RJ_MacReady]

What's up with Gregory? I thought they said his ankle wasn't hurt as bad as initially thought and that he could be playing against ATL?

 

[rockj7]

I think we have bigger problems than this

DT I just busted up out loud here at work and I work in the Operating Room at a hospital people looking at m crazy in the brake room lmao We got other ish to stress over someone's full name is not one of them lmao