News: Zeke unhurt in car crash

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[Risen Star]

Garrett will have them sleeping at the Star from here on. They need to be safe.

 

[Daillest88]

Thank god he's OK. Probably an angry giant fan

 

[Macnalty]

Minor Car accident, thank you. Having lived through Erik Williams in 1994 this is not what you want to see when you turn on the zone.

 

[viman96]

Can we get some bubble wrap please?!

 

[Zimmy Lives]

Must have been a Packers fanning the other vehicle. Glad to hear Zeke is ok.

 

[yimyammer]

"in other news, Dak was unhurt in locker room grab *** melee"

 

[MichaelWinicki]

Garrett will have them sleeping at the Star from here on. They need to be safe.

There or your house.

 

[lkelly]

"Everett McIver hurt in locker room hair cut"

 

[Risen Star]

Zeke will have to clear concussion protocol to play on Sunday.

Meanwhile Lance Dunbar had a nice leisurely uneventful drive to work today.

This is why I don't go to church.

 

[guag]

All of our players need to be put in stasis/hypersleep until Sunday evening.

Get it done, Jerry.

 

[SDCowboy]

Glad to hear he's ok!

 

[robjay04]

I can't lie, my heart skipped a beat when I saw this alert come across my phone.

Thankfully he's okay.

 

[jazzcat22]

Could you imagine being the person that would injure a player and kept them from playing. You would need to go into hiding, like the Cubs fan that one year.

 

[Risen Star]

Apparently the accident occurred when he looked down to read a text from Prescott. Who knew he was driving but didn't care.

But I'm sure that doesn't matter to you people.

 

[Risen Star]

I think I can speak for the entire fan base when I say thank God it wasn't Sean Lee.

It was a minor incident. We'll all miss him.

 

[SDCowboy]

I can't lie, my heart skipped a beat when I saw this alert come across my phone.

Thankfully he's okay.

That's how I felt for a split second reading the thread title.

 

[robjay04]

Apparently the accident occurred when he looked down to read a text from Prescott. Who knew he was driving but didn't care.

But I'm sure that doesn't matter to you people.

Funny, I heard of a situation in a class I took about an incident where a wife texted a husband, knowing he was driving, the husband ended up running down some bikers.

Both faced charges.

 

[robjay04]

Good news is, he appears to be up at 7:30AM heading to work.