I want the new Ezekiel Elliot McFarlane figure, except

[nathanlt]

I just can't enter in the preorder information when I'm laughing so hard...

He should have jumped higher!

 

[WarDaddy]

Eww...

 

[Silver Surfer]

Hey, you'd jump too!

 

[nathanlt]

I wouldn't be shocked if it was found out that a Cowboys hater designed this one.

 

[brymatt94]

If they're partnered with Madden, then that would explain it. Hasn't been a good game in years.

 

[Shinaoi]

I'm missing the joke, what's wrong with it?

 

[Direwolf63]

Exactly where is that pole penetrating Zeke's body?

 

[Shinaoi]

Oh okay

 

[Beats_By_Zeke]

Looks a bad case of the Hersey squirts to me.

 

[TheDoctor]

You know what? I've tried defending this kid but he continues to be a knucklehead....now making lewd pictures with odd objects. If I were Goodell I would really lay down the hammer on Elliot, enough is enough.

 

[Melonfeud]

You know what? I've tried defending this kid but he continues to be a knucklehead....now making lewd pictures with odd objects. If I were Goodell I would really lay down the hammer on Elliot, enough is enough.

Exhibit #A 42,,, yer' honor!

 

[Melonfeud]

Oh okay

I've always liked David Bowie,bro! Even on some gun boards I'd stick up for him,,,just saying.

 

[Shinaoi]

I've always liked David Bowie,bro! Even on some gun boards I'd stick up for him,,,just saying.

Anther user around here named thin white duke. No connection to me, but I'm guessing he's a fan too.

 

[Ranching]

I just can't enter in the preorder information when I'm laughing so hard...

He should have jumped higher!

We all knew he had a stick up his ***. Lol

 

[jazzcat22]

I wouldn't be shocked if it was found out that a Cowboys hater designed this one.

It was Goodell and Mara, as that is about what they want or are about to do with Zeke with all the non-issue things.....

 

[Toro9]

Yeah, that doesn't look right. It didn't take 2 seconds to realize what you were talking about.