Got a new formation

[GimmeTheBall!]

The Bye Week has me doodling plays on napkins and paper towels

Here's what I came up with.

Seems everybody is screaming about our TEs not playing well enough.

Witten is 2 steps slow and his blocking is breaking down.

Swaim and Hanna are slow back from injury..

and my pet cat Rico is still out.

Sooooo...

I say we remove the TE on some formations and use one of our OL to play TE.

Talk about running behind a line.

And when the defense stacks 9 in the boxbox to stop it..

we go over the top.

Send backs in motion to move LBers around..

Run an option on the edge..

run it heavy left..heavy right..

put the G or T in the backfield and pass protect..

Why should this not succeed.?

Thoughts?

I'm bored but edgy right now.

Forget Jet Sweeps.

Let's Jumbo-fy them.

Sorry.

I seem to remember this formation when Wasamatta U played Winston Tastesgud way back then.
At the time I was trying to romance a divorcee when I asked her, "Are you sure you are divorced?" She answered "Why ... yes..." I asked "Are you sure, because an answer like that was once responsible for me jumping out of a 2-story window, and I'm not the jumper I used to be!"

 

[Corso]

I seem to remember this formation when Wasamatta U played Winston Tastesgud way back then.
At the time I was trying to romance a divorcee when I asked her, "Are you sure you are divorced?" She answered "Why ... yes..." I asked "Are you sure, because an answer like that was once responsible for me jumping out of a 2-story window, and I'm not the jumper I used to be!"

And then the "injury" occurred and she was treated by... Dr. Chad Feelgood.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

And then the "injury" occurred and she was treated by... Dr. Chad Feelgood.

And represented by Rufus T. Firefly and Goodwin, Swind Lars and Cash.

 

[CowboyStar88]

Got a call from Mox

He said run the Oop-de-Oop!

 

[RS12]

I am interested in the formation where Garrett plays "left out".

 

[Aven8]

The Bye Week has me doodling plays on napkins and paper towels

Here's what I came up with.

Seems everybody is screaming about our TEs not playing well enough.

Witten is 2 steps slow and his blocking is breaking down.

Swaim and Hanna are slow back from injury..

and my pet cat Rico is still out.

Sooooo...

I say we remove the TE on some formations and use one of our OL to play TE.

Talk about running behind a line.

And when the defense stacks 9 in the boxbox to stop it..

we go over the top.

Send backs in motion to move LBers around..

Run an option on the edge..

run it heavy left..heavy right..

put the G or T in the backfield and pass protect..

Why should this not succeed.?

Thoughts?

I'm bored but edgy right now.

Forget Jet Sweeps.

Let's Jumbo-fy them.

Sorry.

Did you try faxing your napkin to The Star?

 

[Redball Express]

I won’t, but somebody is going to make a “this ain’t Madden” statement real quick, I won’t do it but somebody will....

Understood..

Just trying to think out of the box.

 

[Redball Express]

Did you try faxing your napkin to The Star?

No..

But maybe a paper airplane thrownot from the car as I drive by..

 

[CF74]

We might do better if we just go 5 Wide more often...

 

[Redball Express]

Ha!! Me too!!

Ssshhh..

Play is in on short yardage goalline..

spread the word.

 

[Redball Express]

get a job!!!! unless, you are retired like me! lol, at this point, try it, it can't hurt.

I refuse to retire.

Thinking of coaching a Pop Warner team where I can call my own plays.

1st down..hail Mary

2nd down..Statue of Liberty..

3rd down..Fumblruski

4th down..Flea Flicker.

Play calling is the art of the game.

 

[CowboyStar88]

No..

But maybe a paper airplane thrownot from the car as I drive by..

Jg's office is the corner office next to the janitors office.... Can I make a suggestion? arsenic.....

 

[Melonfeud]

get a job!!!! unless, you are retired like me! lol, at this point, try it, it can't hurt.

LoL, that G.D. JOB can rot!!
I watched the jets/pats game with a somewhat level of interest last weekend, the jetted,,,er,,, jet sweep seemed to produce for the ( again) ,,,,er,,,jets! In their hosebeast casing-liner of hate directed from the " Borg collective " in n.y.

I think redball is channeling the ol' "statue of liberty" play, whether he's tuning into dead leatherheads of distant days of bygones past, is the question?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Understood..

Just trying to think out of the box.

Nothing wrong with that.
I keep thinking about Kliff Kingsbury's 5 receiver formations. The way he drove Okla. State's Mike "I'm a Man!" Gundy crazy a couple of weeks ago.
As Kingsbury matures, Sir Jerry would be foolish not to offer him a coaching job. That Texas Tech ruffian is a future toppermost to the poppermost !!!

 

[Ranching]

I refuse to retire.

Thinking of coaching a Pop Warner team where I can call my own plays.

1st down..hail Mary

2nd down..Statue of Liberty..

3rd down..Fumblruski

4th down..Flea Flicker.

Play calling is the art of the game.

I did it for 30 years! It is a lot of FUN!!!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I refuse to retire.

Thinking of coaching a Pop Warner team where I can call my own plays.

1st down..hail Mary

2nd down..Statue of Liberty..

3rd down..Fumblruski

4th down..Flea Flicker.

Play calling is the art of the game.

Center sneak!
Run up the street and turn at the gun and beefy jerky store!
RB pass to the TE!
I love it, matey!

 

[cavemanct]

Lets run the annexation of Puerto rico from little giants!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

And then the "injury" occurred and she was treated by... Dr. Chad Feelgood.

I remember it as Dr. Chadwick Feely. But the mists of time might be obscuring the recollections and mammaries.

 

[Melonfeud]

I seem to remember this formation when Wasamatta U played Winston Tastesgud way back then.
At the time I was trying to romance a divorcee when I asked her, "Are you sure you are divorced?" She answered "Why ... yes..." I asked "Are you sure, because an answer like that was once responsible for me jumping out of a 2-story window, and I'm not the jumper I used to be!"

+42 points awarded for the mere ADMISSION of the lewd lady creeper that within lies



( the real problem arises when you start diddling a COPS separated spouse)
That's not advisable, trust me

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Lets run the annexation of Puerto rico from little giants!

It seems a bit tasteless to be mentioning a U.S. territory (that we've already annexed by force) as it goes through death, destruction and very terrible times. Not too late to delete this, or if it is, a mod would help you, friend.