Got a new formation

[Corso]

And represented by Rufus T. Firefly and Goodwin, Swind Lars and Cash.

The country's taxes must be fixed
And I know what to do with it-
If you think you're paying too much now
Just wait till I get through with it!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

The country's taxes must be fixed
And I know what to do with it-
If you think you're paying too much now
Just wait till I get through with it!

Do not alight fear with wild analytics on finances and taxes! Uncle
Vlad tells us everything will be fine once we comply!
Blimey, I almost forgot!
Dak 3 TD passes. 380 yards passing
Beasely, 150 yards receiving.
Dez, 100 yards
Witten 50
TWill, 50
Morris, 110 yards in electrifying running
Sean Lee,with full participation in practices, makes a guest appearance and buoys the defense.
COWBOYS 37
40whiners 27

 

[ElGatoGrande]

The Bye Week has me doodling plays on napkins and paper towels

Here's what I came up with.

Seems everybody is screaming about our TEs not playing well enough.

Witten is 2 steps slow and his blocking is breaking down.

Swaim and Hanna are slow back from injury..

and my pet cat Rico is still out.

Sooooo...

I say we remove the TE on some formations and use one of our OL to play TE.

Talk about running behind a line.

And when the defense stacks 9 in the boxbox to stop it..

we go over the top.

Send backs in motion to move LBers around..

Run an option on the edge..

run it heavy left..heavy right..

put the G or T in the backfield and pass protect..

Why should this not succeed.?

Thoughts?

I'm bored but edgy right now.

Forget Jet Sweeps.

Let's Jumbo-fy them.

Sorry.

I think they should have an offensive play for the All Hands Team that resembles the Harlem Globetrotters "Keep Away" skit.

 

[Redball Express]

Id like to see more of this anyways. What ever happened to Beasley and Switzer at the sane time? I dunno, Id like to see our coaches try some other things.

Thats sort of my point.

Maybe we are channeling Linehan.

He has to be analyzing the offense and trying to look at the playbook.

We'll see.

Either he looks at last year and re-incorporates it now..

or he changes to something new.

Since the defense is still in diapers..

the offense needs to step up.

We need more TOP wins.

 

[Redball Express]

I remember it as Dr. Chadwick Feely. But the mists of time might be obscuring the recollections and mammaries.

Mammaries?

Stop using those words with multiple meanings..

no double ontandres here, brother.

No fair using words we have to look up.

Sly dog.

 

[CWR]

Thats sort of my point.

Maybe we are channeling Linehan.

He has to be analyzing the offense and trying to look at the playbook.

We'll see.

Either he looks at last year and re-incorporates it now..

or he changes to something new.

Since the defense is still in diapers..

the offense needs to step up.

We need more TOP wins.

Agreed, sometime I feel our coaches are too damn happy with themselves to be creative and open minded.

 

[Hardline]

How about running the old Houston Oilers hi flying run and shoot offense.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Mammaries?

Stop using those words with multiple meanings..

no double ontandres here, brother.

No fair using words we have to look up.

Sly dog.

Oh, my!
May I rack it up to my presumptuous speller?
I did not mean to squeeze in a word with two meanings, though that word stands on its own. I will get rid of the speller! Nip it in the butt!
I am afraid I bought the speller that was 2 sizes too big for a small town boy in the midlands.
Forgive the confusion. Here, take a drink from the grape juice jugs in the parlor . . .
Let's think of new offensive formations that don't sag under boxed-up defenses, mate, milk it for all it is worth!
6-receiver set, anyone?

 

[Corso]

Oh, my!
May I rack it up to my presumptuous speller?
I did not mean to squeeze in a word with two meanings, though that word stands on its own. I will get rid of the speller! Nip it in the butt!
I am afraid I bought the speller that was 2 sizes too big for a small town boy in the midlands.
Forgive the confusion. Here, take a drink from the grape juice jugs in the parlor . . .
Let's think of new offensive formations that don't sag under boxed-up defenses, mate, milk it for all it is worth!
6-receiver set, anyone?

Declare every Offensive Lineman a receiver every play. Who's tried that one?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Declare every Offensive Lineman a receiver every play. Who's tried that one?

Futbol at its finest, lad!

 

[Redball Express]

Declare every Offensive Lineman a receiver every play. Who's tried that one?

Listen..

I'd go with the Waterboy on a Go Pattern.

We need help..

gulp.

 

[black label]

Garreit and co should watch Kc's offense, that should help.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Garreit and co should watch Kc's offense, that should help.

He's a Nancy boy. Won't change, mates.